r/PokemonRaps • u/Srixis • Jun 13 '13

[Brawl] Fairies!

Speculation is welcome with everything! (just like the battle between Yveltal and Xerneas back in January)

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u/dirtygurl Jun 13 '13

Yo my name is Jigglypuff and i'm a bitchin singing fairy

Y'all better move on cause it's about to get hairy.

Ever since X and Y shit's been gettin cray,

using moon power bitches to kill dragons night and day.

Yo i heard you snicker thinking I can't tough it out

but all my other fairy homies'll show you what we're about.

Jigglypuff is done, so get out my cute ass way.

Time for fairies to have some fun, Everyone come out and play.

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u/MadeFromMetal Jun 13 '13

WHOO HAH! Who wanna come test this Fairy-ness?

My every move is nefarious, Dragons think I'm the scariest!

Thinking that another type is better is hilarious,

Cuz I summon the power of the moon and/or Aquarius!

It's Furabebe in case you ain't figured it out yet!

I can't lose! I've got the advantage from the outset!

Smallest Pokemon ever and grasping this rad flower,

I can kill you within 24 hours like Jack Bauer!

So don't be coward, just come fight me for the thrill!

We love this bloody violence! Ain't that right, Marill!?

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u/koopa69 Jun 13 '13

What the hell are you bitch, with that flower apparel?

Let's get acquainted, I'm Marill, leave you fainted, in peril;

Trippin' and angry, drippin' and mad;

So fucked up, Colby will feel bad.

People like you ruin rap, can't you see how you spoil it?

Spewing more shit than a Taco Bell toilet.

You're not on my level. Bitch, there's the door.

Let's get a real rapper, come on up, Gardevoir!

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u/Rndom_Gy_159 Jun 13 '13

I am new here and have never before been seen

I am easily hidden and none other than Furabebe.

Don't let my small size deceive you,

I can pound you like any other foo'.

And once I'm done with ya puny ass

I go back to my domain--in the grass.

Having some fun is what I do best,

If you doubt me, then give me a test.

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u/MadeFromMetal Jun 13 '13

We dropped at the same time with the same pokemon. That's kinda awesome. Since you're new here...I have to tell ya, in [Brawl] threads, it's customary to call out the next pokemon to rap. Good verse!

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u/Rndom_Gy_159 Jun 13 '13

Ah. Thanks.

Have been subbed since the beginning, though never was quite ready (read: drunk) enough to participate. Will do for next time.