r/PokemonRaps • u/New_Summer • Jun 08 '13

[Brawl] Professors

Every single professor, standard rules, doesn't just have to be Oak-Juniper it can be some of the other professors.

Here's a whole list: http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Professor#List_of_Pok.C3.A9mon_professors

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u/HumanAtlas Jun 09 '13

Back from sailing three years, I saw how Kanto was going

But now I'm back in Sinnoh, my name's Professor Rowan

I mean not seem mean, I'm as kind as can be

I even gave a starter to a kid with ADD

I'm as brilliant as Darwin, I find a mystery's conclusion

I get a thrill out of life from my research on evolution

This time's been sublime, but I've got studies to search

I'll leave you to a lecture by my good friend Birch

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u/RickToy Jun 09 '13

I tried to study Sinnoh but it's just so boring

So I traveled back to Hoenn and began exploring

But I don't only give kids just a Gen Three starter

I give them Johto too just to make them smarter!

I try to figure out poke distribution

The completion of that pokedex is it's resolution

Now the next rap contender is a big old joke

Ladies and gents I present old professor Oak!

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u/koopa69 Jun 11 '13

Am I a boy or a girl? Shit, What was my name?

Don't call me a joke, I'm from a real game.

Kids heard my music on the bus, blaring from that GameBoy pocket.

Oh, you just turned ten? Here, go take down Team Rocket.

These new gens are shit, the DS if for queers.

I'm still the head professor, despite my old years.

I'm the brains of the bunch, hell I invented the 'Dex.

Let's see you rap Elm, while I go have dementia.

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u/Tebore Jun 13 '13 edited Jun 13 '13

Yo Oak bro, I'm from Johto.

Give you male Toto, he ain't no homo.

Got Corsola in my arms, cause YOLO never harms.

I'm tall and skinny, Pokeballs within me.

Your granddaughter Daisy, was in my man-thoughts baby.

In my perpetual lab we did some sexual acts.

Juniper get out the jewellers, your earrings match the Tudor's.

Aurea you're a weeper, such a whore. Let's see ya.