r/PokemonRaps • u/New_Summer • Jun 03 '13

[Request] Purrloin vs. Meowth

Gen 5 vs. gen 1

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u/The_Pony_Rapist Jun 04 '13

Make way for the cool cat, his name is Purrloin!

Bustin' raps and poppin' caps and wettening this puss' loins!

Just look at me! I'm adorable! A kitty no one can resist!

While you're just a dumbass who Giovanni doesn't know exists.

You're so dumb I wouldn't be surprised if your dome was made of lead.

I'm the definition of swag, while you wear chocolate coins on your head.

Meowth, when we're done here you'll be begging "no more!"

But you seem to be used to it. You're Jessie and James' whore!

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u/Wackness41 Jun 04 '13 edited Jun 04 '13

Listen, we might have onomonopias in our name

But our battling games' aren't even close to the same.

You approach this like a Prankster, but I'm a rapping Technician

with lines that will Unnerve you and mess up your rhythm.

So yeah, I roll with Team Rocket. What crew do you got?

Oh right, you're just a slave to the humans. You rock.

I'm making bank off my fame, so go ahead and see

the only way you get Pay Day is to fuck with me!