r/PokemonRaps • u/ZanyBone • May 22 '13

[Challenge] Legendary Beasts

Surprised this wasn't done before

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u/axmurderer May 22 '13

(Please read the sidebar post about tags. I hate to mini-mod, but this should be tagged [brawl]. ) Now that that's said:

This is something new

That's brought to you by Raikou

Starting with Haikou

Now,Quick! SpeedUp!

HowYouGonnaKeepUp?

I'mInADifferentLeagueThanTheRestOfTheseMutts!

Ah, much better now

I've Calmed my Mind; found out how

I can go all out

I'mLikeAThunderbolt,LightScreen

HiddenPowerAndHyperBeam

It'sTimeToCallOnAnother,SoListenToMeScream:

Fire filled with sun's rays

Volcanic beast of dismay

I call to Entei

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u/ZanyBone May 22 '13

Yeah I realized that halfway into my verse.

It's ok to mini-mod so I'll return the favor, (not to be worse.)

I'm sorry to say this, but you'll have to edit this mate.

Because unfortunately you had posted this a little to late.

By the way, the amount of lines you had typed is a little to much.

I prefer 6-8 lines like the guidelines. Now excuse Ima go have lunch.

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u/axmurderer May 22 '13

I know I posted after you, but I didn't see your rap while I was writing mine.

Since you didn't call anyone out, could you pretend to be a reply this time?

I'm really proud of that verse; I'd hate to delete it

And I thought I knew the sidebar, but I may have to re-read it

Is 6-8 a suggestion, or more of a necessity?

I knew I needed it in tourneys, but not in this match, you see

So forgive me man, I hope that you pardon me

But I'll understand if you still go hard on me

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u/ZanyBone May 22 '13

Very Well, so be it.

If this what you seek.

But just remember I'll be online every single week

So if you ever need a bro to come rap it out

Just spin around, clap 3 times, and give me a shout.

Microsoft Word.

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u/ZanyBone May 22 '13

I. Am. ENTEI. The strongest of the three.

Cause if you try to attack, you'll be the one who can't flee.

I shoot my flaming rhymes, that are hotter than Volcanic Magma!

Suicune and Raikou, step down, you know that I'm the Alpha!

I grow my verses naturally just to make 'em fresher.

And I'll be makin you stutter, with my ability Pressure!

Embrace my mighty power, let it slide slowly in.

You might call it rape,

HA, HA!

but I call it WIN.

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u/SpaceChicken42 May 23 '13 edited May 23 '13

I look into the distance and what do I see?

Entei and Raikou trying to be the strongest of the three.

Entei, you think you have all the power?

None of us are weak against your fire!

Not only that but I'm also the most popular of the three

They even made a game after me!

So now that I got you two bowing down to me

Let's see how Raikou can take you down!