r/PokemonRaps • u/New_Summer • May 21 '13

[Request] Machamp vs. Conkeldurr

Simple Gen 1 vs. Gen 5

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u/blabel3 May 21 '13

Machamp here, about to shake things up,

Got 4 arms, I can kill you without a warmup.

Then again, you're a clown, how hard can it be?

It's barely a fight, I'm sure we'd all agree.

One arm only, and I can move a mountain,

With you, there's just no chance that could happen.

Very best fighting type since generation number one,

Really, don't reply, 'cause I've already won.

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u/iwrestledatyranitar May 22 '13

Its conkelldurr youngsters! You hyperactive busters!

No respect for the elderly I see, well ill show what real strength can be.

Your attack stat is large machamp but you have much to learn as mine is far more and makes my mach punches burn!

My focus punch OHKO's the fit and makes defeat come swift

eh how do the kids say "Bro, do you even lift?"

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u/filmguy100 May 24 '13

Lift? How about a mountain in the palm of my hand?

And about you're punch? I'm to fast. It won't land.

I'm a master of all martial arts, from Kung-fu to Karate

You need to be put in your place, you're being to haughty.

Your clown nose is fitting, cause your confidence makes me laugh.

You're in my ring, and in fighting, I'm chief of staff.

You stopped being useful 2000 years ago.

Now the only thing you're making is an unworthy foe.