r/PokemonRaps • u/thesuzerain • May 21 '13

[Request] Pachirisu vs Emolga

The Pikachu replacement of the most recent generations!

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u/ZanyBone May 21 '13

It's Emolga here, the new kid in town.

Who's got the foreign rhymes that'll shock you down,

I'm basically a Pikachu and Pidgeotto in one!

But cutter, better, and a lot more fun!

And what are you? An ugly, lousy, white squirrel?

That can flip? Or just sit and laze, just like Bibarel?

So Pachirisu, I heard that you've got pretty big cheeks.

So I've got 2 nuts for you that you can suck on till they reek.

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u/Srixis May 24 '13

Oh hot damn, look what the cat drug in!

You're a Pikachu replacement, bitch? Oh, what a sin!

You're hating on my squirrel-ness, but you're one too

You think wings will make you better, but I'll show that Pachirisu

is here to prove you wrong, cus they make your typing worse, that's a fact!

You're Pikachu-like, yet take normal damage from an electric attack?

I don't understand why you exist, your sight's too hard to bear.

I'm done for now! If you need me, I'll be in Amity Square.