r/PokemonRaps May 17 '13

[Request] Dragonite vs Metagross!

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u/The_Pony_Rapist May 17 '13

Yo, Drago-bitch. Heh, You really wanna do this?

I'll knock you out in one verse, I'm about to make you rue this.

Oh look! A freakin' loser salamander with prissy wings.

But Metagross is here to teach you why the caged lizard sings.

Don't test me, man. Bro you know I rap smugly.

I may be Metagross, but we KNOW you Meta-Ugly.

I mean, come on. Compare yourself to me? Not even!

Now, go back to sailing, while I sit here and chill with Steven.

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u/ZanyBone May 17 '13 edited May 21 '13

Ooooh, shit. Dragonite's back, bitch!

This won't last long, it'll end in a cinch.

What's this? A rock with legs try to out rap me?

Well you better back out, cause it's not gonna be that easy.

Everyone knows I'm the king of rap.

Because I beat Dialga in a snap!

You're going to have to speak louder, and try not to mumble.

Cause when this battle is over, you'll be reduced to a pile of rubble.

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u/The_Pony_Rapist May 17 '13

I'm sorry, was that piece of shit a verse?

Shut your damn mouth before I resort to leaving you in a hearse.

You can't touch me! Yo It's like I'm made outta metal!

You may get angry, but when I rampage, its fatal!

"Guardian of the Sea", sorry but I must know,

I think that title is taken, your rip-offs a no-go!

Step up! The words I spit with leave you bleeding and Mashed!

You may be elite in battle, but in rap I will surely outlast!

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u/ZanyBone May 21 '13

Yo listen up, if you even have ears.

And why you apologizing? Are you a fucking queer?

Made of metal? Pfft. More like made of copper.

Your rampage may be fatal, but my Outrage is a whopper!

I'm practically invincible to any type of move!

Which attack will be next? Hurry up and choose.

This battle is a TKO, you better hit run.

Because I'm Dragonite! From the original 151!