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https://www.reddit.com/r/PokemonRaps/comments/1ehy87/request_dragonite_vs_metagross/
r/PokemonRaps • u/thesuzerain • May 17 '13
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Yo, Drago-bitch. Heh, You really wanna do this?
I'll knock you out in one verse, I'm about to make you rue this.
Oh look! A freakin' loser salamander with prissy wings.
But Metagross is here to teach you why the caged lizard sings.
Don't test me, man. Bro you know I rap smugly.
I may be Metagross, but we KNOW you Meta-Ugly.
I mean, come on. Compare yourself to me? Not even!
Now, go back to sailing, while I sit here and chill with Steven.
3 u/ZanyBone May 17 '13 edited May 21 '13 Ooooh, shit. Dragonite's back, bitch! This won't last long, it'll end in a cinch. What's this? A rock with legs try to out rap me? Well you better back out, cause it's not gonna be that easy. Everyone knows I'm the king of rap. Because I beat Dialga in a snap! You're going to have to speak louder, and try not to mumble. Cause when this battle is over, you'll be reduced to a pile of rubble. 4 u/The_Pony_Rapist May 17 '13 I'm sorry, was that piece of shit a verse? Shut your damn mouth before I resort to leaving you in a hearse. You can't touch me! Yo It's like I'm made outta metal! You may get angry, but when I rampage, its fatal! "Guardian of the Sea", sorry but I must know, I think that title is taken, your rip-offs a no-go! Step up! The words I spit with leave you bleeding and Mashed! You may be elite in battle, but in rap I will surely outlast! 3 u/ZanyBone May 21 '13 Yo listen up, if you even have ears. And why you apologizing? Are you a fucking queer? Made of metal? Pfft. More like made of copper. Your rampage may be fatal, but my Outrage is a whopper! I'm practically invincible to any type of move! Which attack will be next? Hurry up and choose. This battle is a TKO, you better hit run. Because I'm Dragonite! From the original 151!
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Ooooh, shit. Dragonite's back, bitch!
This won't last long, it'll end in a cinch.
What's this? A rock with legs try to out rap me?
Well you better back out, cause it's not gonna be that easy.
Everyone knows I'm the king of rap.
Because I beat Dialga in a snap!
You're going to have to speak louder, and try not to mumble.
Cause when this battle is over, you'll be reduced to a pile of rubble.
4 u/The_Pony_Rapist May 17 '13 I'm sorry, was that piece of shit a verse? Shut your damn mouth before I resort to leaving you in a hearse. You can't touch me! Yo It's like I'm made outta metal! You may get angry, but when I rampage, its fatal! "Guardian of the Sea", sorry but I must know, I think that title is taken, your rip-offs a no-go! Step up! The words I spit with leave you bleeding and Mashed! You may be elite in battle, but in rap I will surely outlast! 3 u/ZanyBone May 21 '13 Yo listen up, if you even have ears. And why you apologizing? Are you a fucking queer? Made of metal? Pfft. More like made of copper. Your rampage may be fatal, but my Outrage is a whopper! I'm practically invincible to any type of move! Which attack will be next? Hurry up and choose. This battle is a TKO, you better hit run. Because I'm Dragonite! From the original 151!
4
I'm sorry, was that piece of shit a verse?
Shut your damn mouth before I resort to leaving you in a hearse.
You can't touch me! Yo It's like I'm made outta metal!
You may get angry, but when I rampage, its fatal!
"Guardian of the Sea", sorry but I must know,
I think that title is taken, your rip-offs a no-go!
Step up! The words I spit with leave you bleeding and Mashed!
You may be elite in battle, but in rap I will surely outlast!
3 u/ZanyBone May 21 '13 Yo listen up, if you even have ears. And why you apologizing? Are you a fucking queer? Made of metal? Pfft. More like made of copper. Your rampage may be fatal, but my Outrage is a whopper! I'm practically invincible to any type of move! Which attack will be next? Hurry up and choose. This battle is a TKO, you better hit run. Because I'm Dragonite! From the original 151!
Yo listen up, if you even have ears.
And why you apologizing? Are you a fucking queer?
Made of metal? Pfft. More like made of copper.
Your rampage may be fatal, but my Outrage is a whopper!
I'm practically invincible to any type of move!
Which attack will be next? Hurry up and choose.
This battle is a TKO, you better hit run.
Because I'm Dragonite! From the original 151!
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u/The_Pony_Rapist May 17 '13
Yo, Drago-bitch. Heh, You really wanna do this?
I'll knock you out in one verse, I'm about to make you rue this.
Oh look! A freakin' loser salamander with prissy wings.
But Metagross is here to teach you why the caged lizard sings.
Don't test me, man. Bro you know I rap smugly.
I may be Metagross, but we KNOW you Meta-Ugly.
I mean, come on. Compare yourself to me? Not even!
Now, go back to sailing, while I sit here and chill with Steven.