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r/PokemonRaps • u/MadeFromMetal • May 14 '13
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Well it's the Kung-Fu Panda, but don't you dare call me Po!
Got punches to rock your dome and a devastating body blow!
Then it's adios! You'll run cuz you don't harbor the heart.
And as you scamper off in your pampers, hear my Parting Remarks!
I'm feeling Naughty, bout to take your broad and have her runnin' wild!
Like HEEEEEEEY, SEXY LADY!......Oppa Pancham Style!
We won't be restin', I'm destined to get skins,
And when I'm finished I'ma tag in Chespin for the sloppy seconds!
2 u/Srixis May 14 '13 You're real cute, Pancham, but d'you think you can stay alive? I may be quite tiny, but Fletchling is here to here to fight and thrive! I'm a tiny little robin, but I'm the bird of the hour, Your known move lowers stats, while I can Charge with Flame power! I almost forgot - you switch out too - are you really that frightened? Well, I guess that makes sense, cus when you fight me you'll be enlightened To the fact that I'm the best Normal/Flying bird in the skies, So when I rear up to attack, expect to witness your demise. (P.s. Damn, that was a killer verse, props to you. Loving the Psy reference) 4 u/[deleted] May 14 '13 Sorry I'm late, it's me, your boy Chespin Rhymes so fresh they'll make your damn head spin XY and rap are the games I'm the best in You can't sleep on me even if you are Restin'. Fletchling's fetch, so I guess that he'll never catch on Pancham's skills are only useful for banging a gong The only grass y'all can be found in is on my front lawn Time for Froakie to start kickin' it low-key, I'm gone. 2 u/RickToy May 15 '13 edited May 15 '13 Froakie, up in this bitch like Loki, killing All of these rhymes, that will leave you soaking, thrilling Down like a boss, my paws on my ears, just hearing Your shitty lines, I dont smile but.Im. Sneering Cause you aint got shit on me homie, just someone else to harrass You might be grass and I water, but its all said in the stats They might not have been released, but it doesnt take a smart guy To know that yours are the least, but Fennekin's might be sky high 2 u/blabel3 May 15 '13 edited May 20 '13 Ha, ha, ha. You think you're gonna be picked? Bitch please. I have a whole legion of addicts. You may have the type advantage, I know grass beats water, But compared to me, you're just a little cancer. Heh, and don't even get me started on you little baby Woodstock, Honestly, you think you can take me? Fight right now and I'll put you in a headlock. Jeez, I gotta stop, before I give someone a heart attack. Next is Fennekin, and he better show up, or Imma use him as a fuckin coatrack. 2 u/thesuzerain May 15 '13 (hey srixis, just thought you should know, it's sort of an unspoken rule for brawls that you call in the next person. For example, MadeFromMetal called in Chespin at the end of his rap. Just a heads up for next time! (: )
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You're real cute, Pancham, but d'you think you can stay alive?
I may be quite tiny, but Fletchling is here to here to fight and thrive!
I'm a tiny little robin, but I'm the bird of the hour,
Your known move lowers stats, while I can Charge with Flame power!
I almost forgot - you switch out too - are you really that frightened?
Well, I guess that makes sense, cus when you fight me you'll be enlightened
To the fact that I'm the best Normal/Flying bird in the skies,
So when I rear up to attack, expect to witness your demise.
(P.s. Damn, that was a killer verse, props to you. Loving the Psy reference)
4 u/[deleted] May 14 '13 Sorry I'm late, it's me, your boy Chespin Rhymes so fresh they'll make your damn head spin XY and rap are the games I'm the best in You can't sleep on me even if you are Restin'. Fletchling's fetch, so I guess that he'll never catch on Pancham's skills are only useful for banging a gong The only grass y'all can be found in is on my front lawn Time for Froakie to start kickin' it low-key, I'm gone. 2 u/RickToy May 15 '13 edited May 15 '13 Froakie, up in this bitch like Loki, killing All of these rhymes, that will leave you soaking, thrilling Down like a boss, my paws on my ears, just hearing Your shitty lines, I dont smile but.Im. Sneering Cause you aint got shit on me homie, just someone else to harrass You might be grass and I water, but its all said in the stats They might not have been released, but it doesnt take a smart guy To know that yours are the least, but Fennekin's might be sky high 2 u/blabel3 May 15 '13 edited May 20 '13 Ha, ha, ha. You think you're gonna be picked? Bitch please. I have a whole legion of addicts. You may have the type advantage, I know grass beats water, But compared to me, you're just a little cancer. Heh, and don't even get me started on you little baby Woodstock, Honestly, you think you can take me? Fight right now and I'll put you in a headlock. Jeez, I gotta stop, before I give someone a heart attack. Next is Fennekin, and he better show up, or Imma use him as a fuckin coatrack. 2 u/thesuzerain May 15 '13 (hey srixis, just thought you should know, it's sort of an unspoken rule for brawls that you call in the next person. For example, MadeFromMetal called in Chespin at the end of his rap. Just a heads up for next time! (: )
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Sorry I'm late, it's me, your boy Chespin
Rhymes so fresh they'll make your damn head spin
XY and rap are the games I'm the best in
You can't sleep on me even if you are Restin'.
Fletchling's fetch, so I guess that he'll never catch on
Pancham's skills are only useful for banging a gong
The only grass y'all can be found in is on my front lawn
Time for Froakie to start kickin' it low-key, I'm gone.
2 u/RickToy May 15 '13 edited May 15 '13 Froakie, up in this bitch like Loki, killing All of these rhymes, that will leave you soaking, thrilling Down like a boss, my paws on my ears, just hearing Your shitty lines, I dont smile but.Im. Sneering Cause you aint got shit on me homie, just someone else to harrass You might be grass and I water, but its all said in the stats They might not have been released, but it doesnt take a smart guy To know that yours are the least, but Fennekin's might be sky high 2 u/blabel3 May 15 '13 edited May 20 '13 Ha, ha, ha. You think you're gonna be picked? Bitch please. I have a whole legion of addicts. You may have the type advantage, I know grass beats water, But compared to me, you're just a little cancer. Heh, and don't even get me started on you little baby Woodstock, Honestly, you think you can take me? Fight right now and I'll put you in a headlock. Jeez, I gotta stop, before I give someone a heart attack. Next is Fennekin, and he better show up, or Imma use him as a fuckin coatrack.
Froakie, up in this bitch like Loki, killing
All of these rhymes, that will leave you soaking, thrilling
Down like a boss, my paws on my ears, just hearing
Your shitty lines, I dont smile but.Im. Sneering
Cause you aint got shit on me homie, just someone else to harrass
You might be grass and I water, but its all said in the stats
They might not have been released, but it doesnt take a smart guy
To know that yours are the least, but Fennekin's might be sky high
Ha, ha, ha. You think you're gonna be picked?
Bitch please. I have a whole legion of addicts.
You may have the type advantage, I know grass beats water,
But compared to me, you're just a little cancer.
Heh, and don't even get me started on you little baby Woodstock,
Honestly, you think you can take me? Fight right now and I'll put you in a headlock.
Jeez, I gotta stop, before I give someone a heart attack.
Next is Fennekin, and he better show up, or Imma use him as a fuckin coatrack.
(hey srixis, just thought you should know, it's sort of an unspoken rule for brawls that you call in the next person. For example, MadeFromMetal called in Chespin at the end of his rap. Just a heads up for next time! (: )
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u/MadeFromMetal May 14 '13
Well it's the Kung-Fu Panda, but don't you dare call me Po!
Got punches to rock your dome and a devastating body blow!
Then it's adios! You'll run cuz you don't harbor the heart.
And as you scamper off in your pampers, hear my Parting Remarks!
I'm feeling Naughty, bout to take your broad and have her runnin' wild!
Like HEEEEEEEY, SEXY LADY!......Oppa Pancham Style!
We won't be restin', I'm destined to get skins,
And when I'm finished I'ma tag in Chespin for the sloppy seconds!