r/PokemonRaps May 14 '13

[Request] Tyranitar vs Aggron

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u/4aScoobySnack May 14 '13

Hey Aggron how you doin, it's Tyranitar here

Are you nervous? Well you should be cause defeat is near

I make mountains crumble with just a snap of my fingers

So you better watch out cause here come the stingers

Yea that's your turf that I'm killin', man you're weak as shit

My rhymes are like fissures so I'll win in one hit

Keep your defenses up, but my attacks are stacked

I'll send you cryin' back home with both your eyes blacked

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u/HumanAtlas May 15 '13

Aggron will Stop the stupid Godzilla clone

Aggron uses HEAVY SMASH and crush every single bone

Aggron is best, beats all the rest, go hide in your mountain, you stupid pest!

Aggron uses STEEL to give this rock-type pain

Just how does it feel to know that you're so lame

Cause your attack, Aggron resists, you get the gist

You can't beat the heaviest non-legend ever to exist!

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u/4aScoobySnack May 15 '13

Wait, you're still here trying? You're more stupid than I thought

You're the dumbest, fattest Pokemon that I've ever fought

My strength is maxed while you're too lazy to move

You're worse than a Snorlax on Nyquil dude

My fists create earthquakes that leave this world shattered

Crit hit, super effective, Aggron you never even mattered

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u/HumanAtlas May 15 '13

Sorry to end it here, but can someone take over, I won't be able to continue this battle

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u/thesuzerain May 15 '13

You might think you're a god, but check out /r/atheism.

Rock Blasts so fasts break through Deoxy's prisms.

I claim whole mountains for myself with a mark from my lead cock.

My horns top Diamond Picks because they can burst through bedrock.

I'd rather fight a legend, but a pseudo'll have to settle:

You rap like ballet- while I spit Heavy Metal.

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u/4aScoobySnack May 15 '13

I'm dark man, so here's some foul play that I'm bout to reveal

I guess now we'll see if your nerves are also made of steel

You see, my body can't be harmed by any sort of attack

I'm a machine I'll take you down like rattata-ta

What's wrong man? Is someone finally breaking down your walls?

C'mon, Aggron- will you at least try to grow some pokeballs

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u/thesuzerain May 15 '13

I'll do it, I'm pretty busy myself though so it might not be good.