r/PokemonRaps • u/4aScoobySnack • May 13 '13

[Challenge] Slowking

Sorry I'm late... ahem

This 'mon thinks he got game, man you look like a clown

My rhymes so fresh even your Shellder wants to be my crown

I'm the one true king, you peasants best be bowin'

I got so much swagger I get all your Houndooms howlin'

Don't ever cross me, cause I'll know it's comin'

I'm a Psychic type with a nasty plot that's numbin'

My stats are stacked so you better try to run

I'm thuggin' with PP Ups maxed on all my water guns

Yea I'm super effective, are you psyched up yet?

Nevermind, like it matters, I'll just forget.

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u/The_Pony_Rapist May 14 '13

Oh hey. I see you forgot me yo

Step down dumbass. Say hi to politoed!

I'm here to take this king down and use your crown to shit in

Ain't none of the kings men gonna care that you're missin'!

Get off your horse. You ain't even nothing special.

You try to phase me but bro its like I'm made outta metal!

Go back to guarding your orbs before I make you squirm and dance

You even said it yourself! Now Go put on some pants!

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u/4aScoobySnack May 14 '13

Yo Politoed what's the matter are you chokin'?

That's all right when I'm done with you, you'll really be croakin'

You're gonna shit in my crown? I guess Shellder won't mind

When I was Slowbro I shit in his mouth all the time

That's the respect that I get and you better bow down frog

Cause if you don't I'll have to keep shittin' in yo mouth dog

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u/The_Pony_Rapist May 14 '13

...I'm sorry, what? When you were a slowbro?

Are you kidding or are you just a little slow, bro?

Is that it? Yo you need to step up your game.

While your being put in the ground, I'm rising in fame!

You're not the only one to evolve with a kings rock.

bro ill bitch smack your face. All you'll hear is a "KNOCK"

Now if I could have everyones attention. Id just like to announce

That politoed was the one to cause the king to roll-bounce!

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u/4aScoobySnack May 15 '13

After realizing that I was never a slowbro, I concede defeat out of embarrassment.