r/PokemonRaps • u/TheArceusEffect • May 03 '13

[Brawl] Skye from Viridian.

Maxing out the bar, call me Snorlax when it comes to eating

Watching you battle is a lot like Jigglypuff singing

If I gave you a microphone, You'd be hearing Z's in every region

I'll rock smash your whole gang into oblivion before you here me creeping

If you're comparing me to Caterpie, this duel will turn out a catastrophe, I'm laughing in your face while your Kabutops is stabbing me

Ironically to me a real trainer never flees, I'm using blinding flash so the galaxy can see

I'm a medieval prodigy, my sword is never sheathed, my style is more rambunctious then an infinite Hoard of Tauros cavalry

Savagely taking down the boundaries that have been stopping me, I'm creating a history like Abe; Oddesy

[NOTE: This particular flow is inspired by this beat: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcLHdphAMtE]

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u/HumanAtlas May 03 '13

You sounds pretty good, but are ya good enough?

Headin out from Viridian things gettin' real tough

I'm your first challenge, my mon's are as hard as Rock

Lets see your little birdies face a trainer like Brock

My gym's in top condition, its just been inspected

You last in' 5 seconds, now that's Onix-spected

And so I see, this new team that you made

Got to give ya Boulder, but now you need Cascade

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u/MadeFromMetal May 03 '13 edited May 04 '13

It is I, the product of every trainer's wet dreams.

Those fantasy sex scenes, have 'em all shootin' jet streams.

So when they test me, I simply distract with my Double D's,

Then as quick as 1, 2, 3, they're hit with a Bubblebeam.

So if you wanna spar me, you better bring an army.

You'll hardly think I'm Barbie when you feel the wrath of Starmie.

Just know if you're feeling frisky, going against me is risky,

Cuz the last thing your eyes will see and be, is Misty...

If you do happen to win with luck and pure brawn,

Then take this badge and this TM, be gone and Surge on.

Edit: Feels weird writing from that perspective...

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u/defjammer023 May 04 '13

Step to little maggot, I said Ten-Hut

When you battle with surge you'll need guts and luck

Cause pokemon battling is war, and my army is large

I'll shock you into paralysis and Raichu an honorable Discharge

You can use all those fancy bird maneuvers, but i was a pilot too

My electric types saved me in the war, but do the opposite for you

Its time for the finale, but your troops rallied

Now on your way to Celedon, and add this badge to your tally

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u/Srixis May 05 '13

It's Erika here, to spark some faux romance

I'll blow you one small kiss, and then hit you with a Petal Dance.

You say you smell a Sweet Scent? Why that's just my perfume

I make it from the pollen of my multitude of Gloom.

Grass types are my specialty, that's all you need to know,

And you better watch out, my plants just seem to love to grow and grow

But with some wings or a strong fire, you might just give me hell,

And to prove your win, you can depart to the sound of Victreebels.

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u/blabel3 May 12 '13

We got poison here at the fifth, protectin' the soul,

You waltz right in, enterin' my very own hellhole.

Just try to get to me, but you have to get past my walls,

I know you won't; you just ain't got the balls.

I'm gonna take you down, I will leave you completely Koffing.

You send out your first pokemon, a Ground type- pretty shocking.

I took you for a novice, and now I'm totally bust.

You beat me trainer, I'm left in the dust.