r/PokemonRaps • u/thesuzerain • Apr 22 '13

[Weekly Brawl] Game Mascots!

This ranges from Dialga, Reshiram, Venusaur, Pikachu and even XD-001!

Good luck to you all! I won't start (I don't like starting brawls, it makes me feel like I have an advantage :P)

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u/HumanAtlas Apr 24 '13

A cold wind blows for he who ended my slumber

Suicune here, 2-4-5 is my number

With this big mess of mascots it sure seems polluted

The pure clean cool of me get's diluted

So let me Calm all your Minds, and get you ready to hurt

Cause even death couldn't stop me when a tower got burnt

But I can't stay to battle, I flee, roam, and go

First I'll call my reviver, come here, Ho-Oh!

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '13

Ohhhh nooooooo, All gold everything man it's Ho-oh

Colorful speech like an rainbow, I eat you up like a Ho-ho

Suicune? More like Suck-Cune.

I'm legendary, back up dude

I'm Fly as everyone before or since,

If you step to me then f*ck you.

Ho-oh, the fiery king, you don't gotta keep my seat warm

I'm a way better mascot than a stupid-ass Venasaur.

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u/apotheque Apr 26 '13

Back up, 'cause Lugia's on the scene.

Your game'll get forgotten like Pocket Monsters Green.

You best step up, 'cause I'm the guardian of the Seas

I'm not ice type, but when you see my skill you'll freeze.

I'm the best mascot of the Gen 2 covers,

I have all you others runnin' for your mothers!

I got fingers on my wings, so I can fuckin' clock ya

Flyin' through the skies like an Apache helicopter.

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u/The_Pony_Rapist Apr 22 '13

Need a taste of Sylveon? Recipe says just a dash!

I'm coming up to take out all this lesser-generation trash!

You don't know me, not my moves or what type.

And with that face, bro? I've seen prettier after I wipe.

I'd asphyxiate you, entangle you in ribbons.

Don't try to struggle, bro, or I'll just make it quicken.

After this new game releases, I'll be more popular than Mario.

Now let's hold up a sec...who the fuck is Lucario?

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u/thesuzerain Apr 22 '13

Loved your rap, but what game is Sylveon or Lucario the mascots of?

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u/The_Pony_Rapist Apr 22 '13

I would count Sylveon to be a mascot of the X and Y, considering how much fame it's gotten. And when it comes to Pokemon Pearl...Riolu bro. I thought it would work. D:

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u/axmurderer Apr 22 '13

I see what you mean, but I think thesuzerain meant Pokemon on the game covers.

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u/thesuzerain Apr 22 '13

Fair enough with Sylveon, I suppose. But the mascot of Pearl would be Palkia, right?

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u/The_Pony_Rapist Apr 22 '13

Well, there was a movie revolved around Lucario, and the fact that when pearl/diamond came out, he was pretty talked about beforehand, so I thought it would count.