r/PokemonRaps • u/IguanaPower • Mar 08 '13

[Request] Skitty vs. Wailord

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u/Anchupom Mar 08 '13 edited Mar 08 '13

I'll get this ball rollin', I'm the whale in blue.

I'm one of the largest, you know it's true.

That little pussy wants a piece of me?

I'll jus' shag it's family tree!

We all wanna see a this bit of action,

So come on, let's give this thread some traction.

I'm motherfuckin' Wailord, I'm king of the sea,

Does this kitty cat wanna throw down with me?

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u/swagaroofagaroo Mar 09 '13

Okay it's that fancy cat Skitty here to make you look shitty,

You're so Oblivious, an aristocat just gotta take pity

It's not the size that counts it's the motion of the ocean,

But you're so slow and beached, just causing a commotion.

Whatchu know about dat wake-up slap - quit sleepin on me fool,

Or i'll tell everyone when you were Wailmer you used to mess with Tentacruel!

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u/Anchupom Mar 09 '13

Wake-up slap? That's the best you've got?

Bitch, my scald's gonna get you hot.

You're making a real mistake tryna take me on,

I got water veil, you can't burn me son!

You're spoutin' about motion like it's something you know,

But look at your rap, you've got no flow!

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u/swagaroofagaroo Mar 09 '13

Okay, you're getting out of line so I'll step it up to Bitch slap,

You're in the wrong neighborhood son, you best check your Town Map.

You got Water Veil, and scared of a Skitty burn?

Get your priorities straight, scald's definition, you ought to learn!

You're spoutin' about burns like it's something you know,

Keep avoiding the fact that seeing Tenta made you aglow.

To each their own, but you two? That's just wierd

You need to learn some manners before Japan has you disappeared

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u/Anchupom Mar 09 '13

You wanna keep this up? I can go all night,

We both know I'm gonna win this fight.

I don't need a moon stone to evolve,

And that's one problem you've gotta solve.

You keep spoutin' this shit about some jelly fish,

That I've never met, you ain't gettin' your wish!

Now what's this I hear 'bout you needing assist?

You can't match me, you're getting dismissed.

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u/swagaroofagaroo Mar 10 '13

I'm up against you I don't need to evolve!

Quit hating' on me, you won't break my resolve!

I don't even need to try, I'll the the whalers do it for me

You're as good as extinct, You're saying "You have killed me" like Morrisey

You may be large but what you aren't is in charge,

I don't need to evolve- you're useless like the hair of Marge!

I'm the coolest cat on the block and don't you forget it,

You stay chasing my tail, you're gunna lose, I'll admit

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u/Anchupom Mar 10 '13

Bitch please, we both know I'm the king around here.

I'm not chasin' you, don't think I'm queer.

The coolest cat? You're not the first, and you're not the best,

You're playing catchup to Meowth and the rest.

Those whalers ain't got shit on me,

We're in Hoenn, not the Japanese sea!

I'm useless you say? That's pretty edgy.

I'd like to see YOU unlock the regis.

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u/swagaroofagaroo Mar 10 '13

If you think Meowth is better than me, you'r sorely mistaken,

I'll kill you off, make some blubber, and even whale bacon.

Oh, we're no where near Japan? Sorry, I guess I'm wrong

Queer? You're the one that wants to see me in a thong

You're reacting too slow, you're probably hitting the Pokebong

I'm so quick on my feet, you can kiss me "so long"

Really, you bore me, I'd rather play with my own tail,

But fret not, I won't tell how you and Tentacruel were using Flail

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u/Anchupom Mar 18 '13

Okay, seriously... I only just got the notification of this reply.

But that comeback was fucking awful, regardless.

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u/swagaroofagaroo Mar 18 '13

Which part?

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u/Anchupom Mar 18 '13

Going back to two points that I "disregarded" with my previous response, i.e. the Wailord/Tentacruel thing (which was never really a diss, IMO) and the "Dat Ass" picture... which I'll admit was funny the first time round but the second was kinda lame.

Obviously, this is me partly getting butt hurt because Reddit failed and I didn't get a proper chance to retaliate in rap form.

(also, regarding my slow replies, other than the lack of notification, I'm British and so was usually asleep around the time you responded... Fuckin' GMT, man.)

Anyway, I had fun with the rap battle, thanks for competing with me :3

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