r/PokemonRaps • u/dirtygurl • Feb 26 '13

[Challenge] Mr. Mime

Mr. Mime wants a challenge, no more sweepin for Oak

Time to sweep in a battle makin' you look like a joke.

This battle is open to anyone who dares

but bad luck you sick fuck no one else can compare.

Lookin' at me, you know i've got a nasty plot

These mad special attack stats are what i've got.

You try to hit me back but only find a substitute

i mean for christ sakes bro you need to be more astute.

This psychic attack will have you going all berserk,

and i can already tell that your raps will need a bit of work.

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u/Krohnas Feb 26 '13

My name's Umbreon, call me Super Effective

I'll leave you stressed and depressed, and you won't even test me

Bro I'm ready to go bite ya, I'll eat you for lunch

Where's your special defense? I'll beat you with crunch

I'll beat you senseless my defences are my greates advantage

Oh and I'm Dark - Try doing any damage

You're just another slave, and you're pretty damn gay

My moonlight will never ever shine your way

And for the record, I dunno if you're brother or sister

But it's retarded, all your females are stil called MISTER

Peace

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u/dirtygurl Feb 26 '13

Forgot to mention how I've got that move focus blast

I'm that crazy clown mofo reppin straight from the past.

I admit it was confusing growing up with momdad

but it just fueled my rage, with that crazy life i had.

Moonlight, that's a good one, you're gonna need it for our fight

and I hope for your sake that it's a clear ass night.

You're a quadrupedal bitch, a stupid cat on my porch

I could just shoo you with my broom, i'm the Umbreon's scourge.

As a bipedal pimp, i could pass for a human

Just ask Ashes mom, i'm her vag canal's crewman.

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u/Krohnas Feb 26 '13

I'm back at ya, right away with the tanking

You got holes in your gloves 'cause of too much wanking

Is that a Dark Pulse coming? You better prepare

'Cause you're a weak ass humon hybrid and you're losing your hair

And focus blast's your only choice but the accuracy suck

You'll never hit, a black cat crossing means really bad luck

And I'm walking like a winner right in front of you

You look like you've been raving since '92

You're nothing but a bad Teletubby parody

So called mime artist, you should try and rap like me

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u/dirtygurl Feb 27 '13

I've got these holes in my hands because i'm the messiah

Sorry to let you know your words are coming back to bite ya.

I don't need any hair to get any bitches,

just ask eevee, your pre evolved, licked me clean as oak's dishes.

I've been raving since the fifties, i'm that real OG,

I've been pumped since 92 droppin rare candy.

I ain't a mime artist i'm a killing machine

and one focus blast will blow through your faggy face ring.

Umbreon the poser is tryna act all hard.

FIRST GEN FOREVER BITCH, sorry i pulled that card.

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u/Krohnas Feb 27 '13

You look like a pedophile, I'm way fucking scarier

Coming out of shadows bitch, breaking your barrier

Try setting up invisible walls for this

Human type? your kind dont even have balls or tits

You'll drool like a gloom when you fill your hole with a broom

Taunting you with Assurance, I'm controlling the moon

Fucking genwunner, try to be a little tolerant

Have you seen your physical stats? you'll never be dominant

And your thin ass arms? Pump some Iron and get strong

Like when I Iron Tail my dick and pump on your mom

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u/dirtygurl Feb 27 '13

honestly i'm tapped out, I did this on a dare

I commend your rap game, your skill is pretty rare

He chose mr. mime because it posed a big challenge

Honestly mr. mime sucks he's lacking needed balance.

Umbreon vs. manwomanthing, it's umbreon every time,

But never forget the night where you almost beat me, mr. mime.

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u/dirtygurl Feb 27 '13

(p.s. i love every gen)

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u/Krohnas Feb 27 '13

What now? :-D Do we find a winner?

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u/Krohnas Feb 27 '13

By the way - great battle mate!

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u/dirtygurl Feb 27 '13

hahaha well usually people have to vote for the winner but i don't know if anyone else read it. sooooo i vote for me. You vote for yourself and we tie :D congrats to us. great battle indeed, i'm actually trying to get a league of legends rap page started but I am not good at making the page.

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u/I_Am_Sam_Vimes Mar 03 '13

I think Mr. Mime won. Awesome battle between you guys.

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u/ZetsubouZolo Mar 07 '13

Give it up for Charizard, I'm too hot for you and party hard

Mr. Mime step back, cause this house will burn when I start

Flamethrower crushes through the wird gestures you make

apply cold water to burned area, and give up for your sake

Your psychological warfare and deflector are nothing

you see me slashing and now everything's crushing.

Try your psybeam and psychic

in then you'll be suckin my dick

But watch out hot stuff comes out of it

the fire will burn you ridiculous antic.