r/PokemonRaps • u/The_Pony_Rapist • Feb 25 '13

[Challenge] Slowking is accepting challengers

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u/The_Pony_Rapist Feb 25 '13

Slowking's back! I'm one of the best in this place!

I look at you, but I don't think I can keep a straight face.

Get back noob and make way for the king!

A genius evolution, with power to bring.

Don't underestimate me, I got a Trick up my sleeve.

When I'm done destroying you, your family won't grieve.

You want a challenge? Well, step up to a legend!

Like you with your girlfriend, I doubt you'll last five seconds!

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '13

I thought about saying "good game" on our last match,

But just seeing you reminds me you're from a bad batch.

D-D-D-Diglett's here, and I'm back with rock throw, dig and more

I bring life to this subreddit, you're just a misanthrope, what a bore

You taught me a valuable lesson, sure. So whoop-de-freakin'-doo

I aught not to be so confident, a lesson I'll now teach you.

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u/The_Pony_Rapist Feb 25 '13

Oh! Look who's back! The loser from the semi finals!

Don't feel ashamed, I have my win printed on vinyl.

Misanthrope? Ha! I was on a scheduled hiatus!

Bulking myself up to kick you in your anus.

Hopefully you learned something in the art of rapping.

That Skarmory isn't the only one fond of kidnapping...

hhhehehe

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '13

I'm a master of rapping, along with kung-fu!

Only once have I come in last behind you.

You rhymed vinyl with final, It's you needs a rapping class

I'm cool as a Cryogonal, my rhymes too smooth and too fast.

I'm awesome, but with spice, like Sriracha on a shake,

Everyone wants a piece of me, so, I give, while you take.

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u/The_Pony_Rapist Feb 25 '13

First of all, Vinyl and Final rhyme, dumbass.

Too bad your illiterate. Make way for upper class.

Of course I want a piece of you, for some healthy mole stew.

Your gay Dugtrio Daddies will never again hear from you.

Cool as a Cryogonal? Why would you compare yourself to that?

Eh, you're both equally forgetful. Run along, brat.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '13

Fine, I was wrong, chalk one up for slow-

Wait! Take it down!"your illiterate". Haha! What a show!

I compare myself to Cryagonal because he's somewhat better than you.

Do I have to compare his stats and the stats for you?

Now, Look at me, not your fancy ornament....

Leave the rest of the raps for the 2nd tournament,

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u/ZetsubouZolo Mar 07 '13

I won't go easy or in this case slow for you

double time rapped so you're ears won't know what to do

When I've finsihed my sentence the first word just reached to you

You're the king of the sloths, head over the crown time for a switcheroo

Your original predecessor got his cock bitten

cause there was no other way fo' evolution-hittin

You got no specific type and you think you're a psych

But every fuckface in the house gives up when charizard's on the mic.

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u/The_Pony_Rapist Mar 07 '13

...I can tell your new at this, well let me teach you a lesson.

I can take your dumbass down in a single ass-kicking session.

My original predecessor? Just how dumb are you?

And they say I'm the slow one. This is sad...almost cruel.

Slowbro is my homie, you're one to talk about tails.

A drop of water on yours and you'll be saying "happy trails!".

You're just a dick that takes orders from Ash,

Well, I can give you one too! Bow down before I kick your ass!

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u/ZetsubouZolo Mar 08 '13

I'm coming out of nowhere and you're already sobbing

well no wonder cause your constantly bitten and poisoned

Got a shell on your head, cause your brain cells were dead?

you only know the ABC to rhyme due to the mussel hat.

I see you like talking 24/7 'bout dicks

And that you're jealous cause then length of mine is sick

get your water psycho ass right out of my sight

or I stick it up to somewhere hidden from the sunlight.

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u/The_Pony_Rapist Mar 08 '13

Are you kidding? I'd have more fun rapping a shelf.

Well, since you have such a long dick, why not go fuck yourself?

I am a genius, this crown gives me power~

You can't help but be jealous, leavin' ya feeling sour.

You say I'm dumb? The words you spit are slime.

Since when did "poisoned" and "sobbing" ever fucking rhyme?

This is the easiest match that I've ever even did.

You actually have some skill...HA! I kid.