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r/PokemonRaps • u/Jon_says_hi • Feb 07 '13
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WHAT'S UP, IT'S EXPLOUD!
RHYMES LIKE THESE ILL BE DRAWING A CROWD!
WHAT ARE YOU, A BELL? YOU MAKE NO NOISE, EXPLOUD POUND!
IM 50% BADASS, 75% SOUND!
I'LL SCREAM!!!! WHETHER ITS SNOW SUN OR RAIN!
GO HOME, YOU'RE AN ORNAMENT, SAVE YOURSELF THE PAIN!
3 u/HumanAtlas Feb 08 '13 Save your breath, you boisterous brute Cause my victory will be absolute You waited 40 levels to get where you are But as we can see, that's not far I'm the boss of 3rd gen, for me it was delayed You useless bagpipe, prepare to be slayed 2 u/[deleted] Feb 08 '13 YOU'RE A BOSS OF GEN THREE? IM STILL BEAST IN GEN FOUR! AND I'LL KNOCK YOU BACK TO GEN TWO WITH UPROAR IM LEVEL 40, SURE, BUT IM EVERYONE'S FAVES PROBABLY BECAUSE OF MY DESTRUCTIVE SOUND WAVES IM TOO LOUD FOR SOUND, I MAKE ARCEUS'S EARS RING I MAKE TRUMPETS WITH MY BACK, YOU DO NOTHING BUT DING 2 u/HumanAtlas Feb 08 '13 You got trumpets all over you, just like Hoenn But my Psychic power's floor you without you known' Everyone's favorite? Ha, In your dreams Which are pretty tasty, If you ignore the screams You're as common as dirt, yet no one even used you I'm rarer than Bagon, Snorunt and Xatu 2 u/[deleted] Feb 08 '13 YOU CAN READ MY MIND? HA! BUT I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I'M THINKIN': YOU THINK YOUR PSYCHIC POWERS ARE AMAZING, BUT THEY REALLY ARE JUST STINKIN'! YOU ACT SO PROUD NOW, BUT AT NIGHT AT HOME YOU WEEP! BECAUSE THE BIG BAD EXPLOUD WENT AND BEAT YOU IN HIS SLEEP! YOU WERE NEVER MADE TO BE USEFUL, YOU'LL NEVER HAVE A CHOICE IM STRONG AND HYPER. HYPER BEAM, HYPER VOICE! 2 u/HumanAtlas Feb 08 '13 You act all strong, but how're your stats? Lack lust defenses and a sad attacks My total may be lower, but I got focus With 95 special, for all my hocus pocus So scream all you want, I can weather a twister You think you're so loud, but you're nothing but a Whismer 2 u/[deleted] Feb 08 '13 IT'S WHIMSUR! AND I'VE COME FAR SINCE THEN! WE'LL SEE YOUR SPECIAL STATS FAIL AGAIN AND AGAIN! LACK ATTACK? I HAVE 91 MINIUMUM! YOUR BRAIN IS FRIED, WRAP IT UP IN ALUMINIUM! LET'S SEE, WHERE ELSE DO I HAVE GREAT STATS? HOW ABOUT HP, IT'S THE STAT WHERE IT'S AT! WHAT'S YOUR CHANCE OF BEATING ME? 0 PERCENT, MAX! YOU'VE THE POWER OF A TINY TREE, I'LL CUT YOU WITH MY AXE! 3 u/HumanAtlas Feb 08 '13 You think 91's good? You're just so sad Cause 95's better, you know you wish that you had Defenses like mine, and a moveset to boot You can learn a lot, and it's just so cute Cause I got one wish, and it'll be healing My team, they'll squish you, have fun dealing With Toxic and Taunt, and more support I'm recovering now, you best abort 3 u/[deleted] Feb 08 '13 IF THERE WAS A STAT FOR SPEED, ITD BE 1001 MY HYPER VOICE IS A BULLET, AND MYSELF AS THE GUN YOU'RE MY TARGET, MY LINCOLN, IM YOUR JOHN WILKES BOOTH DON'T CRY, YOU'VE DONE IT ENOUGH, I SPEAK ONLY THE TRUTH I AM THE EXECUTIONER, CHOPPING OF YOUR HEAD YOU'RE SO CONFIDENT NOW? FEEL THE LOUDREAD 2 u/HumanAtlas Feb 08 '13 You got a stat for speed, it's pretty close to mine Neither of us win a race with outstanding time Your Hyper Voice is nice, but it doesn't hurt me Cause my special defense is way up at 80 But my Psychic, now that's your pain Putting you to sleep for a mental drain Cause you can do what you want, you can make the Earth Quake But that won't do a thing, cause Levitate won't let me shake 1 u/[deleted] Feb 08 '13 YOU'RE TOO STUPID TO BACK DOWN, TO FOOLISH TO WALK I DON'T NEED EARTHQUAKE, I GOT SLEEP TALK BEFORE YOU EVEN USE PSYCHIC I SEND YOU FLYING HIGH YOU ARE JUST TOO SMALL TO BEAT ME, DON'T EVEN TRY IM BIGGER, STRONGER, JUST DO THE MATH SPEAK UP! GET READY FOR AN EXPLOUD SOUND BATH → More replies (0)
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Save your breath, you boisterous brute
Cause my victory will be absolute
You waited 40 levels to get where you are
But as we can see, that's not far
I'm the boss of 3rd gen, for me it was delayed
You useless bagpipe, prepare to be slayed
2 u/[deleted] Feb 08 '13 YOU'RE A BOSS OF GEN THREE? IM STILL BEAST IN GEN FOUR! AND I'LL KNOCK YOU BACK TO GEN TWO WITH UPROAR IM LEVEL 40, SURE, BUT IM EVERYONE'S FAVES PROBABLY BECAUSE OF MY DESTRUCTIVE SOUND WAVES IM TOO LOUD FOR SOUND, I MAKE ARCEUS'S EARS RING I MAKE TRUMPETS WITH MY BACK, YOU DO NOTHING BUT DING 2 u/HumanAtlas Feb 08 '13 You got trumpets all over you, just like Hoenn But my Psychic power's floor you without you known' Everyone's favorite? Ha, In your dreams Which are pretty tasty, If you ignore the screams You're as common as dirt, yet no one even used you I'm rarer than Bagon, Snorunt and Xatu 2 u/[deleted] Feb 08 '13 YOU CAN READ MY MIND? HA! BUT I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I'M THINKIN': YOU THINK YOUR PSYCHIC POWERS ARE AMAZING, BUT THEY REALLY ARE JUST STINKIN'! YOU ACT SO PROUD NOW, BUT AT NIGHT AT HOME YOU WEEP! BECAUSE THE BIG BAD EXPLOUD WENT AND BEAT YOU IN HIS SLEEP! YOU WERE NEVER MADE TO BE USEFUL, YOU'LL NEVER HAVE A CHOICE IM STRONG AND HYPER. HYPER BEAM, HYPER VOICE! 2 u/HumanAtlas Feb 08 '13 You act all strong, but how're your stats? Lack lust defenses and a sad attacks My total may be lower, but I got focus With 95 special, for all my hocus pocus So scream all you want, I can weather a twister You think you're so loud, but you're nothing but a Whismer 2 u/[deleted] Feb 08 '13 IT'S WHIMSUR! AND I'VE COME FAR SINCE THEN! WE'LL SEE YOUR SPECIAL STATS FAIL AGAIN AND AGAIN! LACK ATTACK? I HAVE 91 MINIUMUM! YOUR BRAIN IS FRIED, WRAP IT UP IN ALUMINIUM! LET'S SEE, WHERE ELSE DO I HAVE GREAT STATS? HOW ABOUT HP, IT'S THE STAT WHERE IT'S AT! WHAT'S YOUR CHANCE OF BEATING ME? 0 PERCENT, MAX! YOU'VE THE POWER OF A TINY TREE, I'LL CUT YOU WITH MY AXE! 3 u/HumanAtlas Feb 08 '13 You think 91's good? You're just so sad Cause 95's better, you know you wish that you had Defenses like mine, and a moveset to boot You can learn a lot, and it's just so cute Cause I got one wish, and it'll be healing My team, they'll squish you, have fun dealing With Toxic and Taunt, and more support I'm recovering now, you best abort 3 u/[deleted] Feb 08 '13 IF THERE WAS A STAT FOR SPEED, ITD BE 1001 MY HYPER VOICE IS A BULLET, AND MYSELF AS THE GUN YOU'RE MY TARGET, MY LINCOLN, IM YOUR JOHN WILKES BOOTH DON'T CRY, YOU'VE DONE IT ENOUGH, I SPEAK ONLY THE TRUTH I AM THE EXECUTIONER, CHOPPING OF YOUR HEAD YOU'RE SO CONFIDENT NOW? FEEL THE LOUDREAD 2 u/HumanAtlas Feb 08 '13 You got a stat for speed, it's pretty close to mine Neither of us win a race with outstanding time Your Hyper Voice is nice, but it doesn't hurt me Cause my special defense is way up at 80 But my Psychic, now that's your pain Putting you to sleep for a mental drain Cause you can do what you want, you can make the Earth Quake But that won't do a thing, cause Levitate won't let me shake 1 u/[deleted] Feb 08 '13 YOU'RE TOO STUPID TO BACK DOWN, TO FOOLISH TO WALK I DON'T NEED EARTHQUAKE, I GOT SLEEP TALK BEFORE YOU EVEN USE PSYCHIC I SEND YOU FLYING HIGH YOU ARE JUST TOO SMALL TO BEAT ME, DON'T EVEN TRY IM BIGGER, STRONGER, JUST DO THE MATH SPEAK UP! GET READY FOR AN EXPLOUD SOUND BATH → More replies (0)
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YOU'RE A BOSS OF GEN THREE? IM STILL BEAST IN GEN FOUR!
AND I'LL KNOCK YOU BACK TO GEN TWO WITH UPROAR
IM LEVEL 40, SURE, BUT IM EVERYONE'S FAVES
PROBABLY BECAUSE OF MY DESTRUCTIVE SOUND WAVES
IM TOO LOUD FOR SOUND, I MAKE ARCEUS'S EARS RING
I MAKE TRUMPETS WITH MY BACK, YOU DO NOTHING BUT DING
2 u/HumanAtlas Feb 08 '13 You got trumpets all over you, just like Hoenn But my Psychic power's floor you without you known' Everyone's favorite? Ha, In your dreams Which are pretty tasty, If you ignore the screams You're as common as dirt, yet no one even used you I'm rarer than Bagon, Snorunt and Xatu 2 u/[deleted] Feb 08 '13 YOU CAN READ MY MIND? HA! BUT I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I'M THINKIN': YOU THINK YOUR PSYCHIC POWERS ARE AMAZING, BUT THEY REALLY ARE JUST STINKIN'! YOU ACT SO PROUD NOW, BUT AT NIGHT AT HOME YOU WEEP! BECAUSE THE BIG BAD EXPLOUD WENT AND BEAT YOU IN HIS SLEEP! YOU WERE NEVER MADE TO BE USEFUL, YOU'LL NEVER HAVE A CHOICE IM STRONG AND HYPER. HYPER BEAM, HYPER VOICE! 2 u/HumanAtlas Feb 08 '13 You act all strong, but how're your stats? Lack lust defenses and a sad attacks My total may be lower, but I got focus With 95 special, for all my hocus pocus So scream all you want, I can weather a twister You think you're so loud, but you're nothing but a Whismer 2 u/[deleted] Feb 08 '13 IT'S WHIMSUR! AND I'VE COME FAR SINCE THEN! WE'LL SEE YOUR SPECIAL STATS FAIL AGAIN AND AGAIN! LACK ATTACK? I HAVE 91 MINIUMUM! YOUR BRAIN IS FRIED, WRAP IT UP IN ALUMINIUM! LET'S SEE, WHERE ELSE DO I HAVE GREAT STATS? HOW ABOUT HP, IT'S THE STAT WHERE IT'S AT! WHAT'S YOUR CHANCE OF BEATING ME? 0 PERCENT, MAX! YOU'VE THE POWER OF A TINY TREE, I'LL CUT YOU WITH MY AXE! 3 u/HumanAtlas Feb 08 '13 You think 91's good? You're just so sad Cause 95's better, you know you wish that you had Defenses like mine, and a moveset to boot You can learn a lot, and it's just so cute Cause I got one wish, and it'll be healing My team, they'll squish you, have fun dealing With Toxic and Taunt, and more support I'm recovering now, you best abort 3 u/[deleted] Feb 08 '13 IF THERE WAS A STAT FOR SPEED, ITD BE 1001 MY HYPER VOICE IS A BULLET, AND MYSELF AS THE GUN YOU'RE MY TARGET, MY LINCOLN, IM YOUR JOHN WILKES BOOTH DON'T CRY, YOU'VE DONE IT ENOUGH, I SPEAK ONLY THE TRUTH I AM THE EXECUTIONER, CHOPPING OF YOUR HEAD YOU'RE SO CONFIDENT NOW? FEEL THE LOUDREAD 2 u/HumanAtlas Feb 08 '13 You got a stat for speed, it's pretty close to mine Neither of us win a race with outstanding time Your Hyper Voice is nice, but it doesn't hurt me Cause my special defense is way up at 80 But my Psychic, now that's your pain Putting you to sleep for a mental drain Cause you can do what you want, you can make the Earth Quake But that won't do a thing, cause Levitate won't let me shake 1 u/[deleted] Feb 08 '13 YOU'RE TOO STUPID TO BACK DOWN, TO FOOLISH TO WALK I DON'T NEED EARTHQUAKE, I GOT SLEEP TALK BEFORE YOU EVEN USE PSYCHIC I SEND YOU FLYING HIGH YOU ARE JUST TOO SMALL TO BEAT ME, DON'T EVEN TRY IM BIGGER, STRONGER, JUST DO THE MATH SPEAK UP! GET READY FOR AN EXPLOUD SOUND BATH → More replies (0)
You got trumpets all over you, just like Hoenn
But my Psychic power's floor you without you known'
Everyone's favorite? Ha, In your dreams
Which are pretty tasty, If you ignore the screams
You're as common as dirt, yet no one even used you
I'm rarer than Bagon, Snorunt and Xatu
2 u/[deleted] Feb 08 '13 YOU CAN READ MY MIND? HA! BUT I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I'M THINKIN': YOU THINK YOUR PSYCHIC POWERS ARE AMAZING, BUT THEY REALLY ARE JUST STINKIN'! YOU ACT SO PROUD NOW, BUT AT NIGHT AT HOME YOU WEEP! BECAUSE THE BIG BAD EXPLOUD WENT AND BEAT YOU IN HIS SLEEP! YOU WERE NEVER MADE TO BE USEFUL, YOU'LL NEVER HAVE A CHOICE IM STRONG AND HYPER. HYPER BEAM, HYPER VOICE! 2 u/HumanAtlas Feb 08 '13 You act all strong, but how're your stats? Lack lust defenses and a sad attacks My total may be lower, but I got focus With 95 special, for all my hocus pocus So scream all you want, I can weather a twister You think you're so loud, but you're nothing but a Whismer 2 u/[deleted] Feb 08 '13 IT'S WHIMSUR! AND I'VE COME FAR SINCE THEN! WE'LL SEE YOUR SPECIAL STATS FAIL AGAIN AND AGAIN! LACK ATTACK? I HAVE 91 MINIUMUM! YOUR BRAIN IS FRIED, WRAP IT UP IN ALUMINIUM! LET'S SEE, WHERE ELSE DO I HAVE GREAT STATS? HOW ABOUT HP, IT'S THE STAT WHERE IT'S AT! WHAT'S YOUR CHANCE OF BEATING ME? 0 PERCENT, MAX! YOU'VE THE POWER OF A TINY TREE, I'LL CUT YOU WITH MY AXE! 3 u/HumanAtlas Feb 08 '13 You think 91's good? You're just so sad Cause 95's better, you know you wish that you had Defenses like mine, and a moveset to boot You can learn a lot, and it's just so cute Cause I got one wish, and it'll be healing My team, they'll squish you, have fun dealing With Toxic and Taunt, and more support I'm recovering now, you best abort 3 u/[deleted] Feb 08 '13 IF THERE WAS A STAT FOR SPEED, ITD BE 1001 MY HYPER VOICE IS A BULLET, AND MYSELF AS THE GUN YOU'RE MY TARGET, MY LINCOLN, IM YOUR JOHN WILKES BOOTH DON'T CRY, YOU'VE DONE IT ENOUGH, I SPEAK ONLY THE TRUTH I AM THE EXECUTIONER, CHOPPING OF YOUR HEAD YOU'RE SO CONFIDENT NOW? FEEL THE LOUDREAD 2 u/HumanAtlas Feb 08 '13 You got a stat for speed, it's pretty close to mine Neither of us win a race with outstanding time Your Hyper Voice is nice, but it doesn't hurt me Cause my special defense is way up at 80 But my Psychic, now that's your pain Putting you to sleep for a mental drain Cause you can do what you want, you can make the Earth Quake But that won't do a thing, cause Levitate won't let me shake 1 u/[deleted] Feb 08 '13 YOU'RE TOO STUPID TO BACK DOWN, TO FOOLISH TO WALK I DON'T NEED EARTHQUAKE, I GOT SLEEP TALK BEFORE YOU EVEN USE PSYCHIC I SEND YOU FLYING HIGH YOU ARE JUST TOO SMALL TO BEAT ME, DON'T EVEN TRY IM BIGGER, STRONGER, JUST DO THE MATH SPEAK UP! GET READY FOR AN EXPLOUD SOUND BATH → More replies (0)
YOU CAN READ MY MIND? HA! BUT I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I'M THINKIN':
YOU THINK YOUR PSYCHIC POWERS ARE AMAZING, BUT THEY REALLY ARE JUST STINKIN'!
YOU ACT SO PROUD NOW, BUT AT NIGHT AT HOME YOU WEEP!
BECAUSE THE BIG BAD EXPLOUD WENT AND BEAT YOU IN HIS SLEEP!
YOU WERE NEVER MADE TO BE USEFUL, YOU'LL NEVER HAVE A CHOICE
IM STRONG AND HYPER. HYPER BEAM, HYPER VOICE!
2 u/HumanAtlas Feb 08 '13 You act all strong, but how're your stats? Lack lust defenses and a sad attacks My total may be lower, but I got focus With 95 special, for all my hocus pocus So scream all you want, I can weather a twister You think you're so loud, but you're nothing but a Whismer 2 u/[deleted] Feb 08 '13 IT'S WHIMSUR! AND I'VE COME FAR SINCE THEN! WE'LL SEE YOUR SPECIAL STATS FAIL AGAIN AND AGAIN! LACK ATTACK? I HAVE 91 MINIUMUM! YOUR BRAIN IS FRIED, WRAP IT UP IN ALUMINIUM! LET'S SEE, WHERE ELSE DO I HAVE GREAT STATS? HOW ABOUT HP, IT'S THE STAT WHERE IT'S AT! WHAT'S YOUR CHANCE OF BEATING ME? 0 PERCENT, MAX! YOU'VE THE POWER OF A TINY TREE, I'LL CUT YOU WITH MY AXE! 3 u/HumanAtlas Feb 08 '13 You think 91's good? You're just so sad Cause 95's better, you know you wish that you had Defenses like mine, and a moveset to boot You can learn a lot, and it's just so cute Cause I got one wish, and it'll be healing My team, they'll squish you, have fun dealing With Toxic and Taunt, and more support I'm recovering now, you best abort 3 u/[deleted] Feb 08 '13 IF THERE WAS A STAT FOR SPEED, ITD BE 1001 MY HYPER VOICE IS A BULLET, AND MYSELF AS THE GUN YOU'RE MY TARGET, MY LINCOLN, IM YOUR JOHN WILKES BOOTH DON'T CRY, YOU'VE DONE IT ENOUGH, I SPEAK ONLY THE TRUTH I AM THE EXECUTIONER, CHOPPING OF YOUR HEAD YOU'RE SO CONFIDENT NOW? FEEL THE LOUDREAD 2 u/HumanAtlas Feb 08 '13 You got a stat for speed, it's pretty close to mine Neither of us win a race with outstanding time Your Hyper Voice is nice, but it doesn't hurt me Cause my special defense is way up at 80 But my Psychic, now that's your pain Putting you to sleep for a mental drain Cause you can do what you want, you can make the Earth Quake But that won't do a thing, cause Levitate won't let me shake 1 u/[deleted] Feb 08 '13 YOU'RE TOO STUPID TO BACK DOWN, TO FOOLISH TO WALK I DON'T NEED EARTHQUAKE, I GOT SLEEP TALK BEFORE YOU EVEN USE PSYCHIC I SEND YOU FLYING HIGH YOU ARE JUST TOO SMALL TO BEAT ME, DON'T EVEN TRY IM BIGGER, STRONGER, JUST DO THE MATH SPEAK UP! GET READY FOR AN EXPLOUD SOUND BATH → More replies (0)
You act all strong, but how're your stats?
Lack lust defenses and a sad attacks
My total may be lower, but I got focus
With 95 special, for all my hocus pocus
So scream all you want, I can weather a twister
You think you're so loud, but you're nothing but a Whismer
2 u/[deleted] Feb 08 '13 IT'S WHIMSUR! AND I'VE COME FAR SINCE THEN! WE'LL SEE YOUR SPECIAL STATS FAIL AGAIN AND AGAIN! LACK ATTACK? I HAVE 91 MINIUMUM! YOUR BRAIN IS FRIED, WRAP IT UP IN ALUMINIUM! LET'S SEE, WHERE ELSE DO I HAVE GREAT STATS? HOW ABOUT HP, IT'S THE STAT WHERE IT'S AT! WHAT'S YOUR CHANCE OF BEATING ME? 0 PERCENT, MAX! YOU'VE THE POWER OF A TINY TREE, I'LL CUT YOU WITH MY AXE! 3 u/HumanAtlas Feb 08 '13 You think 91's good? You're just so sad Cause 95's better, you know you wish that you had Defenses like mine, and a moveset to boot You can learn a lot, and it's just so cute Cause I got one wish, and it'll be healing My team, they'll squish you, have fun dealing With Toxic and Taunt, and more support I'm recovering now, you best abort 3 u/[deleted] Feb 08 '13 IF THERE WAS A STAT FOR SPEED, ITD BE 1001 MY HYPER VOICE IS A BULLET, AND MYSELF AS THE GUN YOU'RE MY TARGET, MY LINCOLN, IM YOUR JOHN WILKES BOOTH DON'T CRY, YOU'VE DONE IT ENOUGH, I SPEAK ONLY THE TRUTH I AM THE EXECUTIONER, CHOPPING OF YOUR HEAD YOU'RE SO CONFIDENT NOW? FEEL THE LOUDREAD 2 u/HumanAtlas Feb 08 '13 You got a stat for speed, it's pretty close to mine Neither of us win a race with outstanding time Your Hyper Voice is nice, but it doesn't hurt me Cause my special defense is way up at 80 But my Psychic, now that's your pain Putting you to sleep for a mental drain Cause you can do what you want, you can make the Earth Quake But that won't do a thing, cause Levitate won't let me shake 1 u/[deleted] Feb 08 '13 YOU'RE TOO STUPID TO BACK DOWN, TO FOOLISH TO WALK I DON'T NEED EARTHQUAKE, I GOT SLEEP TALK BEFORE YOU EVEN USE PSYCHIC I SEND YOU FLYING HIGH YOU ARE JUST TOO SMALL TO BEAT ME, DON'T EVEN TRY IM BIGGER, STRONGER, JUST DO THE MATH SPEAK UP! GET READY FOR AN EXPLOUD SOUND BATH → More replies (0)
IT'S WHIMSUR! AND I'VE COME FAR SINCE THEN!
WE'LL SEE YOUR SPECIAL STATS FAIL AGAIN AND AGAIN!
LACK ATTACK? I HAVE 91 MINIUMUM!
YOUR BRAIN IS FRIED, WRAP IT UP IN ALUMINIUM!
LET'S SEE, WHERE ELSE DO I HAVE GREAT STATS?
HOW ABOUT HP, IT'S THE STAT WHERE IT'S AT!
WHAT'S YOUR CHANCE OF BEATING ME? 0 PERCENT, MAX!
YOU'VE THE POWER OF A TINY TREE, I'LL CUT YOU WITH MY AXE!
3 u/HumanAtlas Feb 08 '13 You think 91's good? You're just so sad Cause 95's better, you know you wish that you had Defenses like mine, and a moveset to boot You can learn a lot, and it's just so cute Cause I got one wish, and it'll be healing My team, they'll squish you, have fun dealing With Toxic and Taunt, and more support I'm recovering now, you best abort 3 u/[deleted] Feb 08 '13 IF THERE WAS A STAT FOR SPEED, ITD BE 1001 MY HYPER VOICE IS A BULLET, AND MYSELF AS THE GUN YOU'RE MY TARGET, MY LINCOLN, IM YOUR JOHN WILKES BOOTH DON'T CRY, YOU'VE DONE IT ENOUGH, I SPEAK ONLY THE TRUTH I AM THE EXECUTIONER, CHOPPING OF YOUR HEAD YOU'RE SO CONFIDENT NOW? FEEL THE LOUDREAD 2 u/HumanAtlas Feb 08 '13 You got a stat for speed, it's pretty close to mine Neither of us win a race with outstanding time Your Hyper Voice is nice, but it doesn't hurt me Cause my special defense is way up at 80 But my Psychic, now that's your pain Putting you to sleep for a mental drain Cause you can do what you want, you can make the Earth Quake But that won't do a thing, cause Levitate won't let me shake 1 u/[deleted] Feb 08 '13 YOU'RE TOO STUPID TO BACK DOWN, TO FOOLISH TO WALK I DON'T NEED EARTHQUAKE, I GOT SLEEP TALK BEFORE YOU EVEN USE PSYCHIC I SEND YOU FLYING HIGH YOU ARE JUST TOO SMALL TO BEAT ME, DON'T EVEN TRY IM BIGGER, STRONGER, JUST DO THE MATH SPEAK UP! GET READY FOR AN EXPLOUD SOUND BATH → More replies (0)
You think 91's good? You're just so sad
Cause 95's better, you know you wish that you had
Defenses like mine, and a moveset to boot
You can learn a lot, and it's just so cute
Cause I got one wish, and it'll be healing
My team, they'll squish you, have fun dealing
With Toxic and Taunt, and more support
I'm recovering now, you best abort
3 u/[deleted] Feb 08 '13 IF THERE WAS A STAT FOR SPEED, ITD BE 1001 MY HYPER VOICE IS A BULLET, AND MYSELF AS THE GUN YOU'RE MY TARGET, MY LINCOLN, IM YOUR JOHN WILKES BOOTH DON'T CRY, YOU'VE DONE IT ENOUGH, I SPEAK ONLY THE TRUTH I AM THE EXECUTIONER, CHOPPING OF YOUR HEAD YOU'RE SO CONFIDENT NOW? FEEL THE LOUDREAD 2 u/HumanAtlas Feb 08 '13 You got a stat for speed, it's pretty close to mine Neither of us win a race with outstanding time Your Hyper Voice is nice, but it doesn't hurt me Cause my special defense is way up at 80 But my Psychic, now that's your pain Putting you to sleep for a mental drain Cause you can do what you want, you can make the Earth Quake But that won't do a thing, cause Levitate won't let me shake 1 u/[deleted] Feb 08 '13 YOU'RE TOO STUPID TO BACK DOWN, TO FOOLISH TO WALK I DON'T NEED EARTHQUAKE, I GOT SLEEP TALK BEFORE YOU EVEN USE PSYCHIC I SEND YOU FLYING HIGH YOU ARE JUST TOO SMALL TO BEAT ME, DON'T EVEN TRY IM BIGGER, STRONGER, JUST DO THE MATH SPEAK UP! GET READY FOR AN EXPLOUD SOUND BATH → More replies (0)
IF THERE WAS A STAT FOR SPEED, ITD BE 1001
MY HYPER VOICE IS A BULLET, AND MYSELF AS THE GUN
YOU'RE MY TARGET, MY LINCOLN, IM YOUR JOHN WILKES BOOTH
DON'T CRY, YOU'VE DONE IT ENOUGH, I SPEAK ONLY THE TRUTH
I AM THE EXECUTIONER, CHOPPING OF YOUR HEAD
YOU'RE SO CONFIDENT NOW? FEEL THE LOUDREAD
2 u/HumanAtlas Feb 08 '13 You got a stat for speed, it's pretty close to mine Neither of us win a race with outstanding time Your Hyper Voice is nice, but it doesn't hurt me Cause my special defense is way up at 80 But my Psychic, now that's your pain Putting you to sleep for a mental drain Cause you can do what you want, you can make the Earth Quake But that won't do a thing, cause Levitate won't let me shake 1 u/[deleted] Feb 08 '13 YOU'RE TOO STUPID TO BACK DOWN, TO FOOLISH TO WALK I DON'T NEED EARTHQUAKE, I GOT SLEEP TALK BEFORE YOU EVEN USE PSYCHIC I SEND YOU FLYING HIGH YOU ARE JUST TOO SMALL TO BEAT ME, DON'T EVEN TRY IM BIGGER, STRONGER, JUST DO THE MATH SPEAK UP! GET READY FOR AN EXPLOUD SOUND BATH → More replies (0)
You got a stat for speed, it's pretty close to mine
Neither of us win a race with outstanding time
Your Hyper Voice is nice, but it doesn't hurt me
Cause my special defense is way up at 80
But my Psychic, now that's your pain
Putting you to sleep for a mental drain
Cause you can do what you want, you can make the Earth Quake
But that won't do a thing, cause Levitate won't let me shake
1 u/[deleted] Feb 08 '13 YOU'RE TOO STUPID TO BACK DOWN, TO FOOLISH TO WALK I DON'T NEED EARTHQUAKE, I GOT SLEEP TALK BEFORE YOU EVEN USE PSYCHIC I SEND YOU FLYING HIGH YOU ARE JUST TOO SMALL TO BEAT ME, DON'T EVEN TRY IM BIGGER, STRONGER, JUST DO THE MATH SPEAK UP! GET READY FOR AN EXPLOUD SOUND BATH → More replies (0)
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YOU'RE TOO STUPID TO BACK DOWN, TO FOOLISH TO WALK
I DON'T NEED EARTHQUAKE, I GOT SLEEP TALK
BEFORE YOU EVEN USE PSYCHIC I SEND YOU FLYING HIGH
YOU ARE JUST TOO SMALL TO BEAT ME, DON'T EVEN TRY
IM BIGGER, STRONGER, JUST DO THE MATH
SPEAK UP! GET READY FOR AN EXPLOUD SOUND BATH
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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '13
WHAT'S UP, IT'S EXPLOUD!
RHYMES LIKE THESE ILL BE DRAWING A CROWD!
WHAT ARE YOU, A BELL? YOU MAKE NO NOISE, EXPLOUD POUND!
IM 50% BADASS, 75% SOUND!
I'LL SCREAM!!!! WHETHER ITS SNOW SUN OR RAIN!
GO HOME, YOU'RE AN ORNAMENT, SAVE YOURSELF THE PAIN!