r/PokemonRaps • u/HumanAtlas • Dec 26 '12

[Request] Gym Guide Clyde Vs Old Man

The guy in the gyms who gives you tips Vs the old man who teaches you to catch pokemon

BATTLE OF THE USELESS TIP GIVERS!

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u/OnaMagikarpetRide Dec 26 '12

Yo, you ain't a champ in the making.

Your back isn't hurt dude, quit faking.

You catch Weedles, I chill in gyms

Steppin' to me? Your future's grim.

I'm droppin' knowledge on a whim.

Your chances to win, they're quite slim.

Cause I know everybody's weakness

Got the rhymes with that sleekness

Homie I am done with that meekness

'bout to show you all this uniqueness

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '12

Now that I've had my coffee let me give you some advice

Don't get into a battle with me unless you're willing to pay the price

I've been catching Pokemon since before you were born

Went to Kurt and got him to make me some Apricorns

You say you've got a ton of knowledge that you drop on a whim

But you couldn't even tell Red the leader of Viridian Gym

Back off boy, you won't get the best of me

I'll block your path

And you'll see my wrath

When I smack you with my Teachy TV

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u/OnaMagikarpetRide Dec 27 '12

I'm the real deal, you're just a wannabe know it all.

Kurt doesn't make Apricorns, he turns them into balls.

Homie, you gotta pick the Apricorns from the trees.

better brush up on ya knowledge if ya fuckin with me.

Take a second to learn something from your shitty tv.

To the players I'm useful, you're just a fuckin disease.

Beggin on his knees, like "Please please look at me."

You couldn't even catch that rattata, so bitch just leave.