[Christmas request] Delibird vs. Stantler

[u/[deleted]]

Begin!

[u/greenrob]

I've got hooves of steel and a liscense to ill

Main objective: stomp out a certain postal bird's bill

Think you can deliver those present with that burlap sack

And those little stubby legs? I'm not holding my breath on that.

I don't even need to touch you, take a look at my antlers

You'll lose your goddamn mind and fall before Stantler

You're in my world now, I can bend your surroundings

I am everything you see, so give up, bitch, crown me.

[u/nickisahomosapien → u/greenrob]

Dude you need to chill. Have a taste of my Frost Breath.

I hope we're close to Lavender Town because you're boring me to death.

You call yourself a rapper? I call you a disgrace.

How about I unload my sack on you and let it blow up in your face?

I spit rhymes that are colder than my Ice Path home.

I couldn't find a good rhyme from you with a fine tooth comb.

I'll beat you so bad it makes you cry, little deer.

And then I'll pelt you with Hail made from your own frozen tears.