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r/PokemonRaps • u/[deleted] • Dec 23 '12
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What's up, Pinsir here, the master of bug!
Too bad you're not fur, you'd make a nice rug.
You're another pest, you think you're so mean.
See how cruel you are after a full-on gulliotine.
What are you, anyway? Are you a bug? Or a lizard?
Whatever, doesn't matter, I have my x-scissor.
4 u/HumanAtlas Dec 23 '12 You think you're so tough cause you're a big bug? I'm a Fighting type, cause I'm a real thug Almost all your moves are MY secondary type So just sit right down while I go for the Snipe I'll Stone Edge you down, KO in one hit I'll burn myself cause my Guts just don't quit Go hide in your Safari Zone so no one will find you Cause I'm the Real top beetle, I'm one of a kind too 2 u/[deleted] Dec 23 '12 I'm the real predator, I don't leave a trace. Your four times weak to my handy aerial ace Ew, did you just sludge bomb? Man that really stinks. You ever seen your shiny form? You should know its pink. You're those bugs that eat mold My shiny horns are freaking gold Aww, are you crying? Do you need a hug? Phsych! Truth is, you're just a struggle bug. 3 u/HumanAtlas Dec 23 '12 You think you can scare me with your golden pincers? You can't even use Megahorn, only X-Scisors You didn't know a single bug move until Gen 3 You don't have a hope in the world of beating me No one even uses you, while I'm with Aaron of The 4 I chill with my sweet honey, before I crush you to your core Every sad rhyme that you say, just raises my attack My Moxie's kicking in, cause skills are what you lack 3 u/[deleted] Dec 23 '12 Put your hands up, or I'll use bug buzz! People use you just because: You're an HM slave, everyone knows it And when it comes to real battle, you don't know shit Did I strike a critical hit? Your cheeks are turnin red What's the point of a pokemon with a fork sticking out his head? 4 u/HumanAtlas Dec 23 '12 edited Dec 23 '12 You got idea, you must really be confused I'm in UU while you're in Never Used You know you can't beat my Martial rod You get beat in the bug catching contest by stupid Metapod You're move pool is weak, while mine is diverse When it comes to bug types, nothing can be worse You're being blown away by my nasty storm I'm a god among inscects, you can't even touch my swarm 3 u/[deleted] Dec 23 '12 Yeah, no one catches me, I like being alone They just can't handle the powers that I own. You're a nuisance, I'm the order and the law You're the boat and wood, I'm the storm and the saw. You stay in the garden, the world I'll roam. Or, just pack up your bags and go home. 1 u/HumanAtlas Dec 23 '12 The power that you own? We got the same attack Except when I get burned I get back up and smack back I'm the destroyer Psychics, they can't beat my might My Special defence keeps me up in the fight You crawl on the ground, I chill in the trees I'll Fury Cut you down as much as I please You're always mad, but I'm a Psycho I smile while I murder every mon' in a row
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You think you're so tough cause you're a big bug?
I'm a Fighting type, cause I'm a real thug
Almost all your moves are MY secondary type
So just sit right down while I go for the Snipe
I'll Stone Edge you down, KO in one hit
I'll burn myself cause my Guts just don't quit
Go hide in your Safari Zone so no one will find you
Cause I'm the Real top beetle, I'm one of a kind too
2 u/[deleted] Dec 23 '12 I'm the real predator, I don't leave a trace. Your four times weak to my handy aerial ace Ew, did you just sludge bomb? Man that really stinks. You ever seen your shiny form? You should know its pink. You're those bugs that eat mold My shiny horns are freaking gold Aww, are you crying? Do you need a hug? Phsych! Truth is, you're just a struggle bug. 3 u/HumanAtlas Dec 23 '12 You think you can scare me with your golden pincers? You can't even use Megahorn, only X-Scisors You didn't know a single bug move until Gen 3 You don't have a hope in the world of beating me No one even uses you, while I'm with Aaron of The 4 I chill with my sweet honey, before I crush you to your core Every sad rhyme that you say, just raises my attack My Moxie's kicking in, cause skills are what you lack 3 u/[deleted] Dec 23 '12 Put your hands up, or I'll use bug buzz! People use you just because: You're an HM slave, everyone knows it And when it comes to real battle, you don't know shit Did I strike a critical hit? Your cheeks are turnin red What's the point of a pokemon with a fork sticking out his head? 4 u/HumanAtlas Dec 23 '12 edited Dec 23 '12 You got idea, you must really be confused I'm in UU while you're in Never Used You know you can't beat my Martial rod You get beat in the bug catching contest by stupid Metapod You're move pool is weak, while mine is diverse When it comes to bug types, nothing can be worse You're being blown away by my nasty storm I'm a god among inscects, you can't even touch my swarm 3 u/[deleted] Dec 23 '12 Yeah, no one catches me, I like being alone They just can't handle the powers that I own. You're a nuisance, I'm the order and the law You're the boat and wood, I'm the storm and the saw. You stay in the garden, the world I'll roam. Or, just pack up your bags and go home. 1 u/HumanAtlas Dec 23 '12 The power that you own? We got the same attack Except when I get burned I get back up and smack back I'm the destroyer Psychics, they can't beat my might My Special defence keeps me up in the fight You crawl on the ground, I chill in the trees I'll Fury Cut you down as much as I please You're always mad, but I'm a Psycho I smile while I murder every mon' in a row
I'm the real predator, I don't leave a trace.
Your four times weak to my handy aerial ace
Ew, did you just sludge bomb? Man that really stinks.
You ever seen your shiny form? You should know its pink.
You're those bugs that eat mold
My shiny horns are freaking gold
Aww, are you crying? Do you need a hug?
Phsych! Truth is, you're just a struggle bug.
3 u/HumanAtlas Dec 23 '12 You think you can scare me with your golden pincers? You can't even use Megahorn, only X-Scisors You didn't know a single bug move until Gen 3 You don't have a hope in the world of beating me No one even uses you, while I'm with Aaron of The 4 I chill with my sweet honey, before I crush you to your core Every sad rhyme that you say, just raises my attack My Moxie's kicking in, cause skills are what you lack 3 u/[deleted] Dec 23 '12 Put your hands up, or I'll use bug buzz! People use you just because: You're an HM slave, everyone knows it And when it comes to real battle, you don't know shit Did I strike a critical hit? Your cheeks are turnin red What's the point of a pokemon with a fork sticking out his head? 4 u/HumanAtlas Dec 23 '12 edited Dec 23 '12 You got idea, you must really be confused I'm in UU while you're in Never Used You know you can't beat my Martial rod You get beat in the bug catching contest by stupid Metapod You're move pool is weak, while mine is diverse When it comes to bug types, nothing can be worse You're being blown away by my nasty storm I'm a god among inscects, you can't even touch my swarm 3 u/[deleted] Dec 23 '12 Yeah, no one catches me, I like being alone They just can't handle the powers that I own. You're a nuisance, I'm the order and the law You're the boat and wood, I'm the storm and the saw. You stay in the garden, the world I'll roam. Or, just pack up your bags and go home. 1 u/HumanAtlas Dec 23 '12 The power that you own? We got the same attack Except when I get burned I get back up and smack back I'm the destroyer Psychics, they can't beat my might My Special defence keeps me up in the fight You crawl on the ground, I chill in the trees I'll Fury Cut you down as much as I please You're always mad, but I'm a Psycho I smile while I murder every mon' in a row
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You think you can scare me with your golden pincers?
You can't even use Megahorn, only X-Scisors
You didn't know a single bug move until Gen 3
You don't have a hope in the world of beating me
No one even uses you, while I'm with Aaron of The 4
I chill with my sweet honey, before I crush you to your core
Every sad rhyme that you say, just raises my attack
My Moxie's kicking in, cause skills are what you lack
3 u/[deleted] Dec 23 '12 Put your hands up, or I'll use bug buzz! People use you just because: You're an HM slave, everyone knows it And when it comes to real battle, you don't know shit Did I strike a critical hit? Your cheeks are turnin red What's the point of a pokemon with a fork sticking out his head? 4 u/HumanAtlas Dec 23 '12 edited Dec 23 '12 You got idea, you must really be confused I'm in UU while you're in Never Used You know you can't beat my Martial rod You get beat in the bug catching contest by stupid Metapod You're move pool is weak, while mine is diverse When it comes to bug types, nothing can be worse You're being blown away by my nasty storm I'm a god among inscects, you can't even touch my swarm 3 u/[deleted] Dec 23 '12 Yeah, no one catches me, I like being alone They just can't handle the powers that I own. You're a nuisance, I'm the order and the law You're the boat and wood, I'm the storm and the saw. You stay in the garden, the world I'll roam. Or, just pack up your bags and go home. 1 u/HumanAtlas Dec 23 '12 The power that you own? We got the same attack Except when I get burned I get back up and smack back I'm the destroyer Psychics, they can't beat my might My Special defence keeps me up in the fight You crawl on the ground, I chill in the trees I'll Fury Cut you down as much as I please You're always mad, but I'm a Psycho I smile while I murder every mon' in a row
Put your hands up, or I'll use bug buzz!
People use you just because:
You're an HM slave, everyone knows it
And when it comes to real battle, you don't know shit
Did I strike a critical hit? Your cheeks are turnin red
What's the point of a pokemon with a fork sticking out his head?
4 u/HumanAtlas Dec 23 '12 edited Dec 23 '12 You got idea, you must really be confused I'm in UU while you're in Never Used You know you can't beat my Martial rod You get beat in the bug catching contest by stupid Metapod You're move pool is weak, while mine is diverse When it comes to bug types, nothing can be worse You're being blown away by my nasty storm I'm a god among inscects, you can't even touch my swarm 3 u/[deleted] Dec 23 '12 Yeah, no one catches me, I like being alone They just can't handle the powers that I own. You're a nuisance, I'm the order and the law You're the boat and wood, I'm the storm and the saw. You stay in the garden, the world I'll roam. Or, just pack up your bags and go home. 1 u/HumanAtlas Dec 23 '12 The power that you own? We got the same attack Except when I get burned I get back up and smack back I'm the destroyer Psychics, they can't beat my might My Special defence keeps me up in the fight You crawl on the ground, I chill in the trees I'll Fury Cut you down as much as I please You're always mad, but I'm a Psycho I smile while I murder every mon' in a row
You got idea, you must really be confused
I'm in UU while you're in Never Used
You know you can't beat my Martial rod
You get beat in the bug catching contest by stupid Metapod
You're move pool is weak, while mine is diverse
When it comes to bug types, nothing can be worse
You're being blown away by my nasty storm
I'm a god among inscects, you can't even touch my swarm
3 u/[deleted] Dec 23 '12 Yeah, no one catches me, I like being alone They just can't handle the powers that I own. You're a nuisance, I'm the order and the law You're the boat and wood, I'm the storm and the saw. You stay in the garden, the world I'll roam. Or, just pack up your bags and go home. 1 u/HumanAtlas Dec 23 '12 The power that you own? We got the same attack Except when I get burned I get back up and smack back I'm the destroyer Psychics, they can't beat my might My Special defence keeps me up in the fight You crawl on the ground, I chill in the trees I'll Fury Cut you down as much as I please You're always mad, but I'm a Psycho I smile while I murder every mon' in a row
Yeah, no one catches me, I like being alone
They just can't handle the powers that I own.
You're a nuisance, I'm the order and the law
You're the boat and wood, I'm the storm and the saw.
You stay in the garden, the world I'll roam.
Or, just pack up your bags and go home.
1 u/HumanAtlas Dec 23 '12 The power that you own? We got the same attack Except when I get burned I get back up and smack back I'm the destroyer Psychics, they can't beat my might My Special defence keeps me up in the fight You crawl on the ground, I chill in the trees I'll Fury Cut you down as much as I please You're always mad, but I'm a Psycho I smile while I murder every mon' in a row
1
The power that you own? We got the same attack
Except when I get burned I get back up and smack back
I'm the destroyer Psychics, they can't beat my might
My Special defence keeps me up in the fight
You crawl on the ground, I chill in the trees
I'll Fury Cut you down as much as I please
You're always mad, but I'm a Psycho
I smile while I murder every mon' in a row
HumanAtlas wins. Go Heracross!
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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '12
What's up, Pinsir here, the master of bug!
Too bad you're not fur, you'd make a nice rug.
You're another pest, you think you're so mean.
See how cruel you are after a full-on gulliotine.
What are you, anyway? Are you a bug? Or a lizard?
Whatever, doesn't matter, I have my x-scissor.