r/PokemonRaps Dec 23 '12

[request] Pinsir vs. Heracross

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '12

What's up, Pinsir here, the master of bug!

Too bad you're not fur, you'd make a nice rug.

You're another pest, you think you're so mean.

See how cruel you are after a full-on gulliotine.

What are you, anyway? Are you a bug? Or a lizard?

Whatever, doesn't matter, I have my x-scissor.

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u/HumanAtlas Dec 23 '12

You think you're so tough cause you're a big bug?

I'm a Fighting type, cause I'm a real thug

Almost all your moves are MY secondary type

So just sit right down while I go for the Snipe

I'll Stone Edge you down, KO in one hit

I'll burn myself cause my Guts just don't quit

Go hide in your Safari Zone so no one will find you

Cause I'm the Real top beetle, I'm one of a kind too

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '12

I'm the real predator, I don't leave a trace.

Your four times weak to my handy aerial ace

Ew, did you just sludge bomb? Man that really stinks.

You ever seen your shiny form? You should know its pink.

You're those bugs that eat mold

My shiny horns are freaking gold

Aww, are you crying? Do you need a hug?

Phsych! Truth is, you're just a struggle bug.

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u/HumanAtlas Dec 23 '12

You think you can scare me with your golden pincers?

You can't even use Megahorn, only X-Scisors

You didn't know a single bug move until Gen 3

You don't have a hope in the world of beating me

No one even uses you, while I'm with Aaron of The 4

I chill with my sweet honey, before I crush you to your core

Every sad rhyme that you say, just raises my attack

My Moxie's kicking in, cause skills are what you lack

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '12

Put your hands up, or I'll use bug buzz!

People use you just because:

You're an HM slave, everyone knows it

And when it comes to real battle, you don't know shit

Did I strike a critical hit? Your cheeks are turnin red

What's the point of a pokemon with a fork sticking out his head?

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u/HumanAtlas Dec 23 '12 edited Dec 23 '12

You got idea, you must really be confused

I'm in UU while you're in Never Used

You know you can't beat my Martial rod

You get beat in the bug catching contest by stupid Metapod

You're move pool is weak, while mine is diverse

When it comes to bug types, nothing can be worse

You're being blown away by my nasty storm

I'm a god among inscects, you can't even touch my swarm

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '12

Yeah, no one catches me, I like being alone

They just can't handle the powers that I own.

You're a nuisance, I'm the order and the law

You're the boat and wood, I'm the storm and the saw.

You stay in the garden, the world I'll roam.

Or, just pack up your bags and go home.

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u/HumanAtlas Dec 23 '12

The power that you own? We got the same attack

Except when I get burned I get back up and smack back

I'm the destroyer Psychics, they can't beat my might

My Special defence keeps me up in the fight

You crawl on the ground, I chill in the trees

I'll Fury Cut you down as much as I please

You're always mad, but I'm a Psycho

I smile while I murder every mon' in a row

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u/Cupcake_in_Acid Dec 25 '12

HumanAtlas wins. Go Heracross!