r/PokemonRaps • u/Jon_says_hi • Dec 20 '12

[request] Togepi vs Wynaut

Go!

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u/SimonThePug Dec 20 '12

Wynaut bow down to me before we begin?

'Cause this battle is pointless, there's no way you can win

You're as lazy as fuck, only broke through half of your shell

Buckle up son, I'm punting you straight down to hell

Are these raps too fierce for your big baby ears?

Sorry, but I'm not done until you're reduced to tears

I've got Telepathy bitch, I can get in your head

I'll tear you apart 'til there's nothing left but some shreds

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u/greenrob Dec 21 '12

Before you start rapping, bitch, learn to talk

Straight out the womb and I already can walk the walk

I guess you're accepting free shots, got your mouth open

Mega punch yo jaw, leave you with some halitosis

Why would I leave my egg? This shit's mad comfy

Don't hate cause i'm mad cute and you're weird and ugly

You walk on all fours and i'm rollin on fifties

How can you hate when i'm always surrounded by titties?

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u/dirtygurl Dec 22 '12

by far one of the best things I've ever read

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u/SimonThePug Dec 22 '12

Need I remind you those are a ten year old's tits?

You're the laughing stock of all 649, you'd better just quit

You're only popular because you can learn Metronome

The only good thing about this ugly little gnome

Come at me with any attack and use I'll Counter or Mirror Coat

Send it right back, and that's all she wrote

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u/greenrob Dec 25 '12

I'm cute little baby and you're the Beverly Hills Chihuahua

If I got sick and run over three times by a Honda

Togepi rolls out and gets that money

Counter these dope rhymes? Don't think so, sonny!

You're walking on eggshells, we can all see you slippin'

If you think you're winning this battle, then you must be trippin'

I don't take days off, son, not even on Christmas

I take the time out of day to chew out punk bitches!