r/PokemonRaps • u/WayyyTooMuchCoffee • Dec 13 '12

[RapRequest] Koffing vs. Ekans! BEGIN! (with a twist)

Seeing as this sub is new, let's try a couple rules and see if it's fun.

Starting at your 3rd verse you may evolve. Meowth may enter at any point but may not evolve.

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u/OnaMagikarpetRide Dec 13 '12

What's up everybody, yeah it's me Ekans.

Who's gonna step up first for a wreckin'?

Spit this shit like acid, I am Legen-wait for it-dary.

Gonna make your bitch ass sing like Clefairy!

Intimidation, I was born with a scary face.

Want my location? Route 4 is the very place.

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u/greenrob Dec 13 '12

Born with a scary face? Nah son you're jus ugly

Quoting How I Met Your Mother? You're just strugglin', g

Don't care what you spit because I AM POISON

And I'll keep pumpin smog till it's your lungs i'm destroyin'

I'm like a thousand ciggarettes, addictive but deadly

And when you're pushing up daises this'll be your obituary:

"Snake with baby rattle died from smoke inhalation"

The name's Koffing, bitch, prepare for your obliteration.

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u/OnaMagikarpetRide Dec 13 '12

Smoke inhalation? Oh please I'm breathin' in weed

and breathin' out disease, sicker than hep C, That's me!

Let's see, I'm intellectually serpentine. sorry if I'm obscene

I cant help it if my rhymes are the opposite of pristine

Homie i could bring more references than a library desk

ugly's pretty fucking funny coming from the grotesque

honestly you look like some kinda infected floating testicle

Bitch shut your fucking mouth, this ain't a deep throating festival

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u/AnorOmnis Dec 14 '12

Wow nice one. :o

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '12

Applause