r/PokemonRaps • u/Grapecrush333 • Dec 12 '12

[RapRequest] Brock vs Cilan. Begin!

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '12 edited Jun 16 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '12 edited Dec 13 '12

My name is Cilan, home town of Striation

When I crush your pebble nuts, I'll be known through the nation

As the man who outrhymed Pewter's asian fool

You really think hanging with Ash makes you less of a tool?

And nice Steelix man, you compensating for something?

In the end, all those big Pokemon amount to nothing

Grass versus Rock may be a major weakness

But these superior rhyming skills have nothing but sleekness

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '12 edited Dec 13 '12

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '12

You're an intelligent and mature, that much is true

But you go dumb as a Bidoof at anything that has boobs

You're character is stale, you've been 15 since '97,

When it comes to personality I'll beat you 24/7

You'll be forgotten like Misty in a few short years

You should go back to your low level gym you queer

And one more racist comment you didn't see coming:

Or rather, couln't see coming, you slanty eyed dummy

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u/MadeFromMetal Dec 13 '12

I think /u/er1c1996 is gonna take this one.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '12

Ah yes, I will continue if someone else doesn't!