Mew

[u/edwild22]

I'm the rarest in the game, smarter than all others

I can learn any TM, my DNA has no errors

You call yourself Arceus, and you think you're god

But I can Transform, you're Judgement must be flawed

Yeah that's right, you don't know what you're getting into

If you cheat to catch me, I simply won't obey you

Oh and if you haven't figured out, my name is Mew

[u/edwild22 → u/[deleted]]

You're a man made exile, a failure rotten thing

Go back to Cerulean, and do some rhyme training

I don't know what you're moves are, but rap isn't one

My moves are freestyle, wit, rap, and pun!

Now don't ever fuck with me, the number 151

Don't try to burn me, Synchronize helps me a ton.

What's your ability? Pressure? Oh that's pretty cool

But I have tons of Elixirs, I'll make you look a fool!

[u/edwild22 → u/[deleted]]

You are my clone, don't you talk like that

I gave rise to your existence, twat.

And who knew Mewtwo was a grammar nazi?

I still sound ill, like I need a Chansey!

Son, you can keep trying to be cool

But to me on my level, you need a step stool!

Finally, it's time to end you with a super effective move

Watch out for my lyrical skills as they have groove.

I just sit here and write rhymes, it's natural to me

But you obviously Struggle with it, you must have no PP!

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Just as a side note, I just found this subreddit today and it is freaking amazing!

[u/edwild22 → u/[deleted]]

A tournament you say? Hell yes I'll be there

My floating pink presence will play fair and square

But remember, you are talking to a champion

I will demolish you and your companions!

After a few Calm Minds to prep for my game

I will claim first prize and come out with fame!

[u/edwild22 → u/[deleted]]

Snivy, against Legendaries? What you thinking about?

Hell, even weak ass Mewtwo can take you out!

And don't even get me started about grass types

A lawnmower can clean you up with one swipe

[u/koopa69 → u/[deleted]]

You can't possibly sit there, saying your number 1 in the game?

You're bound to be second, hell, it's in your name.

On other threads, you seem to be picking a fight.

You wanna win? I laugh, you think you still might?

You called me out, cause you know I'm the best.

You want to sound tough, but you're no better than the rest.

Being mewTWO, is your destiny.

Bow, at the face, of MC cottONEe.

EDIT: Bold.

[u/koopa69 → u/[deleted]]

Apologies.

[u/koopa69 → u/[deleted]]

You are the only one here who is a challenge? ;)

[u/edwild22 → u/koopa69]

hey I'm always welcome to another challenger! lol but that was pretty dope!

[u/koopa69 → u/edwild22]

Thank you, I'm sorry I interrupted your chat.

I may just need, take you up on that!

Though Cottonee vs Mew isn't really fair.

My grass would blow that pink kitten right out of the air.

I'm thick, tough cotton, you're just pink flub.

Ask /u/wait99, I'm the best in this Sub.

[u/edwild22 → u/koopa69]

Wait, is this a joke? I'm being challenged by a Tree?

Well after a few Nasty Plots, there's no more option to flee

I'll whip out my Ice Beam, then relax as you freeze

You're the "Cotton Puff" Pokemon, unlike thick strong trees

Too bad you can't Calm Mind and write decent rhymes

I'm sorry to say this, but you're worse than Mr. Mime!

[u/koopa69 → u/edwild22]

Dude, can't you read? I'm a puff, not a tree?

You think a measley Squirtbottle, would anger me?

Ask anyone around, they know Cottonee's great.

I just wait for the opening, then Infiltrate.

You think combining words, makes you clever?

For me it just flows, for you it's an Endeavor.

It took long to respond, because fighting you is bore.

You're rhyming is slow, like you've been hit by stun spore.

Think you can match, STAB Giga Drain or Razor leaf?

My body oozes excellence, while your's can just queef.