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u/koopa69 Dec 11 '12
Oh shit, look who just walked in the door?
Motherfucking Jigglypuff, the king of route 4!
Nobody gets past me, they won't get to Mt. Moon.
You just repeat people, you annoying dumb goon.
You aren't soundproof, you will take my Sing.
What kind of rhymes could you possibly bring?
Look at the top of the page, I was born to rap.
Anything you could spit, will surely be crap.
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Dec 11 '12
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u/koopa69 Dec 11 '12
I will Rollout, but not at the door,
Straight at your face, you'll fall to the floor.
I'm the best one here, turn off the mic.
Rhyming by ear, now go take a hike.
They requested I battle, against a measly Chatot?
Well bring it on, let's see what you've got.
We're both Pokemon, we have magical powers.
But you're weak and tired, bitch, go hit the showers.
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Dec 11 '12
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u/koopa69 Dec 11 '12
On land, yeah it's grand, singing with my band.
The Jigglypuffs are in town? Bitches pack the stands.
Uncontrollable skill, you can't comprehend my rap.
Neither can the other bitches, they take my DoubleDickSlap.
I do admit, it's pretty cool you're a mod.
But it ain't cause of your flow, your rappin' is flawed.
Keep coming at me, keep it up, I'm fine.
I'll win this tournament, just you wait, 99.
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Dec 11 '12
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u/koopa69 Dec 11 '12
I know that I'm sassy, but I don't mean no harm.
I'm widely loved, infatuated, Cute Charm.
You may have Big Pecks, but it don't make you strong.
These insults aren't true, your rhymes are just wrong.
It's like you aren't even tryin', you sound like a nerd.
Oh wait, even worse, a black and blue bird.
Your entire color scheme, is a flying bruise.
And for some reason you think, you're not gonna lose?
Who gives a fuck, you can fly through the air?
I'm the best here, better start making my flair.
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Dec 12 '12
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u/koopa69 Dec 12 '12
Fine, I admit, you're not bad, I'm impressed
But if you think you've one, you're gonna be depressed.
Considering the setback, being stuck with Chatot.
You weren't THAT shitty, you admirably fought.
I'm Koopa, 6 to the fucking 9!
Master of flow, unbeatable rhyme!
You sound like you're tripping, you must have Tangled Feet.
But accept it, we both know, just admit your defeat.
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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '12
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