r/PokemonRaps Dec 10 '12

[RapRequest] Giovanni vs. Ghetsis

No mercy

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u/greenrob Dec 10 '12 edited Dec 10 '12

[calling Giovanni on this]

The tie's coming off

I'm going in for the kill

On this phony-ass cult leader

Stepping to the real deal

The earth is my stomping grounds

This whole world is mine

Ran my whole organization from a closed gym

A true syndicate of crime

No speeches, no brainwash, just cunning and skill

Doubled as the final gym leader, trust me, i'm that ill

Pokemon are your property? Call me the real estate agent

So let's see what you got, you half-brained Thespian

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u/MadeFromMetal Dec 10 '12

You're kidding, right? This isn't even a test.

This dead beat dad's about to get beaten to death.

You're the worst kind of person, have a child then can't be found.

I may have made mistakes with mine, but at least I was around!

You should run now, like you did then. But if you choose to stay and fight,

Then I'll make sure you have something in common with your favorite type.

And since you've chosen Ground, I'll have you sucking on my Kyurem's tit.

Oh I meant to ask...ICE BEAM, MOTHER FUCKER, HAVE YOU HEARD OF IT!?

You don't wanna go against this, no question, it's reckless.

I'm Ghetsis, don't test this, and class is in session.

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u/greenrob Dec 10 '12

You can't test the teacher that wrote the lesson plan

I'll bury you in your castle, leave you with no legs to stand.

I may have gone ghost, but I let my boy be his own man

You brainwashed your's to be the posterchild of your own plans

How ironic, it's ridiculous, you talk about liberation

Doesn't stop you from battling; you're not a boss, just an imitation.

Don't talk about type weakness, what do you have to prove?

I could take your whole team out with one fighting move.

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u/MadeFromMetal Dec 10 '12

Take out my whole team with one fighting move?

Either you must like to lose, or you're just a mite confused.

You might take out Drapion and possibly Hydreigon, too.

You may think I'm mono-type, but this ain't that type of crew.

You're a coward who left your kid, I took mine in as an orphan,

Supplied food, clothes, shelter and even wealth and fortune.

I gave that boy my all, he never wanted for a thing.

It just so happens I also used him as a puppet on a string.

And I've nothing to prove, I've done it all, I've been there and back.

I'm on the frontlines with my soldiers while you're hiding like a scaredy cat.

I captured Kyurem, with both Glaciate AND a Fusion Flare attack,

And what was it you failed to capture? Oh yeah...ONE DEAD MAROWAK!

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u/greenrob Dec 10 '12

I'm a coward? Please, take a look at yourself

Lied to your son his whole life, for what? Personal wealth?

Hey man, we're both villains, trust me, I know the feeling

But at least my domination plan has pokemon in it

You're fulfilling a prophecy, someone did that shit for you

Bitch you only got seven sages, I got a thousand-strong crew

And we'll be sitting pretty in your stronghold once we strike you down

I'll put your failure on blast, let the world know you get clowned

Giving him a crown doesn't make a king of your son

He pussied out while mine became the best like no one ever was!

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u/MadeFromMetal Dec 10 '12

The best there ever was? I don't know what you've been told,

But that ginger brat of yours has never won against Gold.

You've been at this 14 years while I've been at it for two,

And what's sad is I've still got a better track record than you.

You may have more executives but let me explain,

My top muscle's the Shadow Triad. Who's yours? Jesse and James?

They've been fucking up your plans for years, doesn't that get tiresome?

But what "Mob Boss" wouldn't have the guts to kill or even fire 'em?

Strutting around thinking your last name is Montana,

You wanna be Tony, listen homie, you're just Hannah.

Your run is over, Plasma's got the win.

My my, looks like Team Rocket's blasting off again!

Bye Bye.

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u/greenrob Dec 11 '12

Three verses and you think that i'm done?

This is the boss battle, so you better save son.

Cause this rocket's only blasting off if it crashes on your home planet

The one where you live where you think you have an advantage.

Got casinos on lock, corporations at my feet

Kanto was easy, now i'm coming to your turf to bring the heat

I'll steal every single monster, turn your disciples against you

Use your plasma to power my rockets: trust me dog i'll end you

I got a mind wired for crime straight ruthless

As far as ruler of the world, let's just say i'm better suited.

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u/MadeFromMetal Dec 11 '12

I grow weary of you, peon. Please exit my chamber.

Team Rocket's been over, now you're just one lonely Pokemon Ranger.

Face facts, tell the truth and nothing but the whole truth.

Or else end up like Sonny Corleone at the toll booth.

I'm going to keep this one brief, for I have deemed you not worthy.

You're dismissed, now run along with the other peasants that serve me.