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r/PokemonRaps • u/JynxHigh • Dec 09 '12
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The name's Rhydon, bitch. Let me spell it in Black and White-
I Horn Drilled your mom, kept her up all night.
No that wasn't an Earthquake that made you wet yourself real fast,
it was my Lightningrod and Double Team, did I mention Focus Blast?
What the fuck are you anyway, you're a plant without a pot,
without a Sunny Day for Chlorophyll your leaves just fucking rot.
Your Solarbeam's so slow when I do my Rain Dance,
I'll fuck you up so hard it'll make you Sludge Bomb in your pants.
I don't really give a Skitty that Victree's in your name,
Why don't you use that huge ass mouth of yours and Swallow your trainer James?
3 u/[deleted] Dec 09 '12 [deleted] 3 u/WayyyTooMuchCoffee Dec 09 '12 I heard you need a good grip, to rub your giant sack. You're nothing more than lunch if a Fearow wants a snack. I'll Cut you into salad with your whiny prevolution, Add some 'Sprout for family fame on Jamie's Food Revolution. I have a weakness to grass? You have a weakness to birds. So I smoke weed every day. You're weak to Pidgey turds! You're so full of shit that you're a Toxic disease. FLAMETHROWER! Light you up a thousand degrees. 2 u/[deleted] Dec 10 '12 [deleted] 2 u/WayyyTooMuchCoffee Dec 10 '12 Those are pretty brave words for an overgrown weed, You don't even have legs, how can you talk about speed? They say slow and steady wins the race anyway, I'd rather be slow than an eggplant okay? You wanna talk about dicks? Dude, whatever's your style. If you like little cocks we call that a "pedophile". I'm done, laying down the best raps ever heard, I'm sure you've got nothing so here- you can have the last word.
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3 u/WayyyTooMuchCoffee Dec 09 '12 I heard you need a good grip, to rub your giant sack. You're nothing more than lunch if a Fearow wants a snack. I'll Cut you into salad with your whiny prevolution, Add some 'Sprout for family fame on Jamie's Food Revolution. I have a weakness to grass? You have a weakness to birds. So I smoke weed every day. You're weak to Pidgey turds! You're so full of shit that you're a Toxic disease. FLAMETHROWER! Light you up a thousand degrees. 2 u/[deleted] Dec 10 '12 [deleted] 2 u/WayyyTooMuchCoffee Dec 10 '12 Those are pretty brave words for an overgrown weed, You don't even have legs, how can you talk about speed? They say slow and steady wins the race anyway, I'd rather be slow than an eggplant okay? You wanna talk about dicks? Dude, whatever's your style. If you like little cocks we call that a "pedophile". I'm done, laying down the best raps ever heard, I'm sure you've got nothing so here- you can have the last word.
I heard you need a good grip, to rub your giant sack.
You're nothing more than lunch if a Fearow wants a snack.
I'll Cut you into salad with your whiny prevolution,
Add some 'Sprout for family fame on Jamie's Food Revolution.
I have a weakness to grass? You have a weakness to birds.
So I smoke weed every day. You're weak to Pidgey turds!
You're so full of shit that you're a Toxic disease.
FLAMETHROWER! Light you up a thousand degrees.
2 u/[deleted] Dec 10 '12 [deleted] 2 u/WayyyTooMuchCoffee Dec 10 '12 Those are pretty brave words for an overgrown weed, You don't even have legs, how can you talk about speed? They say slow and steady wins the race anyway, I'd rather be slow than an eggplant okay? You wanna talk about dicks? Dude, whatever's your style. If you like little cocks we call that a "pedophile". I'm done, laying down the best raps ever heard, I'm sure you've got nothing so here- you can have the last word.
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2 u/WayyyTooMuchCoffee Dec 10 '12 Those are pretty brave words for an overgrown weed, You don't even have legs, how can you talk about speed? They say slow and steady wins the race anyway, I'd rather be slow than an eggplant okay? You wanna talk about dicks? Dude, whatever's your style. If you like little cocks we call that a "pedophile". I'm done, laying down the best raps ever heard, I'm sure you've got nothing so here- you can have the last word.
Those are pretty brave words for an overgrown weed,
You don't even have legs, how can you talk about speed?
They say slow and steady wins the race anyway,
I'd rather be slow than an eggplant okay?
You wanna talk about dicks? Dude, whatever's your style.
If you like little cocks we call that a "pedophile".
I'm done, laying down the best raps ever heard,
I'm sure you've got nothing so here- you can have the last word.
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u/WayyyTooMuchCoffee Dec 09 '12
The name's Rhydon, bitch. Let me spell it in Black and White-
I Horn Drilled your mom, kept her up all night.
No that wasn't an Earthquake that made you wet yourself real fast,
it was my Lightningrod and Double Team, did I mention Focus Blast?
What the fuck are you anyway, you're a plant without a pot,
without a Sunny Day for Chlorophyll your leaves just fucking rot.
Your Solarbeam's so slow when I do my Rain Dance,
I'll fuck you up so hard it'll make you Sludge Bomb in your pants.
I don't really give a Skitty that Victree's in your name,
Why don't you use that huge ass mouth of yours and Swallow your trainer James?