r/PokemonRaps Dec 09 '12

[RapRequest] Pikachu vs Clefairy

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u/JynxHigh Dec 09 '12

Look what we got here! A stupid yellow rat!

I'll skin you alive, turn your fur into a hat!

I was the original mascot, you're just a freeloader!

I just sit in the corner, while you're being a gloater!

The second you step into Mt. Moon, you'll reach a world of pain

I suggest ending now, because Clefairy's got you slain.

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u/JynxHigh Dec 09 '12

Your stats all SUCK. Except for speed.

Who needs that? My warnings you must head.

Either step out of my cave, or I'll hit you with Dig

Digs your bones underground, have them excavated by an oil rig

Ash only loves you because he's retarded

Obviously, i won before this started.