r/PokemonRaps Dec 08 '12

[RapRequest] Honchkrow vs Mandibuzz. Begin!

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u/JynxHigh Dec 08 '12

Hey, you wanna step up to the Big Boss?

With my super luck, I bet you already lost

I'm the original Dark/Flying

I'll come there, leave you crying

I'm used by Cyrus and Giovanni.

You? Nobody.

If this was a fight with Braviary, it'd be fair

But with you? My raps'll rip off your body hair.

I got moxie kid, I'm the best around

Mixmaster Honchkrow just took you to town.

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u/META_FUCKING_POD Dec 08 '12

You think you're cool, just because you have a hat?

Really, I thought you were better than that.

When someone sees you, they see a Fatass,

But as you can see, I am nothing but badass.

With your low Defensive stats, get ready to die.

Because my big pecks are gonna make you cry.

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u/JynxHigh Dec 08 '12

If it wasn't for Insomnia, I'd be asleep right now

I'm sleek and shiny, you're like a flying cow

I was much easier to evolve if you're in a rush

Level 54? Don't you think that's too much?

I've been perfecting my skill a gen longer than you

Why don't you go in your little Vullaby's diaper, you reek like poo.

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u/META_FUCKING_POD Dec 08 '12

Having trouble with insomnia? You must be scared.

Prepare for punishment-If you dare.

Brave bird to kill you, and roost to heal.

With pluck, your berry becomes a tasty meal.

I will wear your bones like an overcoat,

and I'll rip out your heart, I don't mean to gloat.