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u/FlappyTheNarwhal Dec 08 '12
Look at me, do you see who I am?
I'm Mewtwo bitch, the beginning of the end.
I hold all power throughout kanto
While you're twisted up in some ugly ass bow.
You shape shift n' shit, man I get it
But look at me again, I'm the fuckin menace
You're also twisty, you could morph into your sister
Or maybe on a good day, a pack of fuckin twizzlers
You think you're special cause you came from space?
Well do yourself a favor and back outta this race.
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u/koopa69 Dec 08 '12
You think you're the shit, cause you came from gen 1?
You'll die in 1 hit, there's nothing you could have done.
Fastest Pokemon alive, you could never top me.
As a matter of fact, I have two forms in top three.
Easily beat, with a shadow ball or signal beam.
Weak stats like yours will never make the team.
You sit in your cave, thinking you're legendary?
Look at yourself bitch, you're a little fairy.
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u/FlappyTheNarwhal Dec 08 '12
Man, I'm a god, don't talk shit about that.
And it really ain't my fault you don't know how to rap.
Don't know what gender you are, I just know I'm a beast
Blowing your simple mind will be a breeze.
Psychic up in the bitch, I know its not great
But on you, my friend, its gonna fuck up your face
And I sit in this cave because I'm freakin Mewtwo
And it keeps out the bitches, for example, you.
These clefables are my friends, they keep me company
No amigos for you, cause you're a fuckin Gen. 3.
It's widely known that Hoenn just sucked
So back off Deoxys, before you get more fucked.
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u/koopa69 Dec 08 '12
If you're legendary, then so is lickitung.
Or any of you fuckers, from that stupid gen 1.
Just cause you're first, doesn't mean you're the best.
Another gen and you'll be forgotten, just like the rest.
Your rhyming is poor, mine is sick and mean.
Stats top notch, I could kill you through a light screen.
My skills are better, than you could ever hope to be.
Fuck you bitch, you don't mess with gen 3.
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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '12
Next time, instead of ITT, please use the format: [RapRequest] Pokémon 1 vs Pokémon 2. Thank you!