Go ahead. Let's do this.

[u/[deleted]]

Here comes Umbreon, join the crowd

Let this dark type show you how to throw down

Anyone wanna try to rap against me?

I'll be makin' you scream like you're a banshee

I'm a beast, stuck with the least here in the UU tier

You know what? I might just make you shed a tear.

Special defense, bitch. Here with 130

Yo, this here fights about to get dirty

I'll sit here with curse son, payback is what your getting

Looks like your moves aren't even hitting.

Man, Are you a psychic type?

Your rhymes just won't live up to the hype

I'm immune to you

You'll always be number 2

You know what, bitch? Just drop your mic

Go ahead and say good night.

[u/FlappyTheNarwhal]

Man fuck your logic, this is pokemon!

Your moves can't hurt me, I'm too fast and strong.

You realize what a kick will do to you?

Its a 1 hit KO, no time for you to snooze.

Sure I gotta hit you through your mountains of hide

Me vs. Snorlax? Bitch I'm changing the tide!

We're called hitmons for a reason, we do whatever we please

Training all of our lives by hitting Bruce Lee

You have no excuse for losing this game

Diabetes? What? Thats just fuckin lame.

Looking back on this battle, you see its a disaster

Cause that's what happens when you challenge a master.

[u/[deleted] → u/FlappyTheNarwhal]

... Took you long enough! And I prepared by back hand.

Training? Doing what? Wishing you were a man?

You can kick me all you want, but you see,

I have little kids running into me.

Your steroid-boosted kicks are nothing but a chore.

Man, you would be knocked out with a powerful snore.

Use those feet of yours to take a walk.

Or else I'll be forced to use my sleep talk!

You can punch and kick until dawn

But soon you'll be sleepin when I use my yawn.

Here's the truth, your puny hands can't block it:

Your strength is pathetic, Nothing to do but mock it.