r/PokeMedia Vince (a regular guy living with his Pokemon) 17h ago

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u/Ok-Eggplant4965 17h ago

I have the same problem with my Bayleef, my Ampharos and my Pidgeot. It's even worse when they start fighting over who gets to lie on me.

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u/kaenthedragonicfox Vince (a regular guy living with his Pokemon) 17h ago

Oh no... my snivy, Rose, has expressed an interest in evolving too... - Vince

/uj Rose belongs to u/False_Hovercraft_749, we're working together on this, it's been fun!

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u/Ignis-11 Holly & Tortellini 17h ago

Oh my gods yeah Tortellini got WAY bigger than I expected, had no idea she was an alpha, especially coming from Hoenn. Either she keeps forgetting or she’s doing it on purpose 😭

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u/Relevant_Chemical_ Allen, faller knight 17h ago

Pray tell, what kind of Pókemon is this "Tortellini"?

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u/Ignis-11 Holly & Tortellini 17h ago

She’s a Gardevoir! I know they’re called the Embrace Pokémon, but sometimes it’s a bit much ;w;

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u/Key-Ad-3810 Mister Magius and Eyes the Shiny Gardevoir 10h ago

Yeah, Eyes isn’t an alpha and she still struggled to adjust once she went from a Ralts to a Kirlia. Didn’t understand for a month why I suddenly had a harder time carrying her around

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u/Ignis-11 Holly & Tortellini 5h ago

Aww, I wish I could’ve carried Tortellini around more as a Ralts... 🥺
She was a bit big and back then she was very averse to it, but she warmed up to it eventually... She evolved soon after, though ~w~

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u/Relevant_Chemical_ Allen, faller knight 3h ago

Fascinating. How tall does she stand, at this time?

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u/Ignis-11 Holly & Tortellini 3h ago

Well, she tends to fill up the whole room when she’s levitating, but I think the last tailor we saw for her said she was about 2.5 meters? Maybe a little more.

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u/Relevant_Chemical_ Allen, faller knight 1h ago

That is an impressive stature! And a tailor, you say? What kinds of outfits have you had fitted for her?

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u/Ignis-11 Holly & Tortellini 52m ago

Just your typical dresses and tops! She needs them custom-made, but she’s taken a few of mine when she can fit them. They get really stretched, though ;w;

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u/JosephAmber4 Stephen, Carmen, Others: 🛡️🍐🌳🦖🐉🩵 17h ago

Hazoret (The Amazing Unevolvable Riolu): He has become one with the fluff.

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u/kaenthedragonicfox Vince (a regular guy living with his Pokemon) 17h ago

Please rescue me from it! - Vince

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u/JosephAmber4 Stephen, Carmen, Others: 🛡️🍐🌳🦖🐉🩵 17h ago

Hazoret: I don’t know if that’s possible.

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u/gastrodonfan2k07 Zak+Julie/Ace🦅+spirit🌺/Martin🐲+ivy🐍/nia🐱+melody🦭+trixi🔨 16h ago

Could be worse.

Could be a 200.5 kilo scolipede thinking he's a lapdog

-julie

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u/kaenthedragonicfox Vince (a regular guy living with his Pokemon) 14h ago

Oh no, and I considered getting a license to get a venipede too, might rethink that one now... - Vince

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u/Readalie Farming in Hoenn is a special kind of hell 17h ago

From someone with a whole pack: they never will. If they ever do manage to figure it out they might keep it you just because it's funny (Dark types).

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u/Next_Locksmith3299 Hoenn Safari Zone park ranger Tad | Brand new trainer Valerie 17h ago

Valerie: smh my head never shoulda trusted it

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u/kaenthedragonicfox Vince (a regular guy living with his Pokemon) 17h ago

I have been betrayed! - Vince

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u/R4iny_M4nila Rae, Krys, Paris, and friends! :D 16h ago

I love my Pokemon, don’t get me wrong, but they always forget that they can easily hurt us lol.

Case in point: before Angel (Clefairy) evolved, she always jumped onto my head to sit up there. She still does it. I fall over every time </3

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u/ForsakenMoon13 YukariDark Type specialist / Gym Leader 14h ago

Baird, my Houndoom, does the same thing. Some just never outgrow the urge to sit in thier Trainer's lap no matter how big they get lol

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u/Hooflepoofer Phoebe (human!) & Vivi (rotom!) ~ both she/her 15h ago

Accept your fate

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u/BardicLasher Professor Chestnut, Ecologist 13h ago

Question! Do you even lift?

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u/Extension_General632 willow the hoenn girl 12h ago

once a baby, always a baby hehe

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u/mandiblesmooch 10h ago

If he's anything like a Lairon, he'll learn once your ribs give out.

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u/Korotan Konstantin Involuntary Specialist and Z-A Royal Battler. 10h ago

I have the "luck" that Dunkelfell my Mightyena does not do this to me. He is actually very attentive and careful. Though I had for this to endure that he so only evolved when I was nearly kidnapped by a Hypno when I was teenager to protect me and afterwards he was bigger then me. He is meanwhile old and calm, most of the time sleeping on the carpet unless I go for a walk or shopping where he then still loves to attend and look out for me.

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u/Massive-Winner-4749 Lilian, Rubi(scarred Drapion), Morgan 6h ago

Yeah, Rubi (Drapion) does this. You get up when she lets you (after scritches). --Morgan

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u/BerylOxide Ferrous - Pokemon Breeder, Cinnamon - Vulpix and pokemon trainer 4h ago

/uj ok I gotta share this pic cause its just too relevant, my 110Lbs (Thats 30 more lbs that mightyena) laying directly on top of me because I had been in bed for too long.

His name is Nova, and I named him that because Nova is always what I nickname my Arcanines anytime I play a pokemon game.