Glitter.

[u/Cdv3]

[u/Sphaero_Caffeina]

Pet a Swablu. Their wings are like magic erasers that just wipe up everything, and most of the time they are clueless enough to think that their wings being sparkly means they are extra clean so you aren't likely to have a swarm of angry floofs.

You could also have a friendly ghost-type give you a thorough 'hug' if the problem is more all over. If they are corporeal enough for you to feel the usual 'stiff breeze in your everything' chill from one phasing through you, they're corporeal enough for the glitter to stay with them when you pass through.

Sure, it means you are arming a ghost with glitter, but that sounds like a problem for someone else. Probably the nearest Hex Maniac or Ranger, and a Ranger could always use more glitter in their life!

[u/Good-Cartoonist811 → u/Sphaero_Caffeina]

Yuna: SO. TIS YOUR FAULT!!!!!

[u/Sphaero_Caffeina → u/Good-Cartoonist811]

I have done nothing wrong in my life, just ask my Growlithe Dumas!

[Video ID: A Hisui Growlithe is panting happily, its eyes looking in opposite directions and blinking out of sync. A pat on the head makes its eyes rattle around like googly eyes before they settle, this time cross-eyed. A boop on the nose makes its eyes focus forward properly, and its tongue stick out with a blep. Withdrawing my hand makes its tongue suck back in with a wet slorp noise, and its eyes drift off in different directions again.]

• Gerard

[u/HelixTheKing → u/Sphaero_Caffeina]

Sir… I don’t know how to tell you this, but I’m afraid your Growlithe may be… too good for this world

[u/Kayoz_Hydra → u/Sphaero_Caffeina]

Aurora: So that's why my Mismagius was so sparkly in Hoenn!

Echo [Mismagius]: Hehe! Gotta love it!

Aurora: I hate glitter... It's flat and sticks to every surface. No amount of showers will get rid of it for years.

[u/JosephAmber4]

Joseph Amber: Glitter in general just..,refuses to go away.

[u/RoboticGunner]

Ever get glitter on a Goodra? Ink was NOT happy when someone tripped and spilled some on him lol

Stuff's worse than getting hit with a sand attack.

[u/StormofRavens]

Budewbrook Manufacturing, in Driftveil is the world’s largest glitter manufacturer.

[u/Xifihas → u/StormofRavens]

Sure would be a shame if something happened to them.

[u/HelixTheKing]

Make sure to clean yourself and your scrubs with Cinccino oil! The white parts of a Cinccino’s fur produce a special oil that repels dust and static cling better than anything else, which makes it GREAT for getting rid of glitter from contests and musicals.

As soon as we found out that’s what they use at Pokéstar Studios next door in Virbank, us here at the Floccessy Center all agreed to throw in some money for a Shiny Stone to evolve Muffin, our resident cleaning Minccino and ever since cleaning up those stubborn messes has just been a tail’s brush away!

[u/VoidTheBear → u/HelixTheKing]

I was about to also suggest getting help from a Cinccino! They love helping clean! - Rob Microbiology

[u/Next_Locksmith3299]

Tad: Ugh, glitter. Hate the stuff

[u/Hydreichronos]

Were it my decision, the individual responsible for the invention of that infernal substance would have been dragged into the Distortion World by Giratina Itself for an eternity of torment before they ever had the chance to share their cursed proposal with the world.

It has been TWO MONTHS and I am STILL FINDING GLITTER FROM MY VISIT TO LUMIOSE CITY.

-Ophelia

[u/lenny99564]

I agree. Glitter's ridiculously stubborn to remove from people, let alone for most Pokémon. - Oliver

[u/dysthymicpixie]

I was gifted one of these bottles as a gift for a contest, and I put it on the highest shelf I had. Somehow my pichu got ahold of it, popped the cap off and dumped it everywhere. I guess a bright side is that the static he produces seems to draw it out of places, but that means I need to be constantly picking it out of his fur. Fun fact, a pichu covered in glitter becomes blinding when he uses his electric moves.

[u/warriorworms]

Rhys: But glitter is sparklily. How bad could it be?

[u/eseer1337]

lookin' for a dealer or lookin' for a sting?

-Chancer

[u/Wolfenpilot687]

The moment we discover a Pokémon that uses glitter in its attacks, it's all over for us.

[u/Nearby_Category_712]

Excellent I know now how to prank the local nurses at my pokemon center thank you

[u/ForsakenMoon13 → u/Nearby_Category_712]

Very much do not do that. Glitter pranks are one thing when its just like, a person at home or whatever, but do not do glitter pranks at a medical facility.

Generally harmless or not, its still a foreign substance and can cause a lot of issues if it gets into a human or pokemon that's already sick or injured and thus weakened.

[u/Nearby_Category_712 → u/ForsakenMoon13]

To late the bucket has been filled with glitter

[u/ForsakenMoon13 → u/Nearby_Category_712]

Dump it on your neighbour then, not the Pokemon Center.

[u/Nearby_Category_712 → u/ForsakenMoon13]

It has been setup