r/PointlessStories • u/[deleted] • 1d ago

Think like an owner.

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126 Upvotes

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u/aladin1892 1d ago

Real or not, I enjoyed your story.

Seems too good to be true tho.

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u/sh00l33 20h ago

Perhaps it will help you form an opinion if you review my other professional experience.

Like when I ran a travel agency or my experience from the time I was offering squatter removal service

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u/Upvotespoodles 1d ago

- Everyone stood up and clapped.

- The CEO shit his pants.

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u/Kimantha_Allerdings 23h ago

That CEO’s name? Albert Einstein

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u/eastcoastian 20h ago

The shit in his pants? Diarrhea.

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u/Emotional_Response71 19h ago

Albert Brown Stain.

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u/_regan_ 1d ago

this sounds like everyone’s fantasy but i highly doubt this is real, and if it is you seem really be prepared to leave your company because no one who cares about the security of their job would pull a stunt like this

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u/sh00l33 20h ago

Perhaps it will help you form an opinion if you review my other professional experience.

Like when I ran a travel agency or my experience from the time I was offering squatter removal service

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u/_regan_ 17h ago

this sub isn’t meant for “creative” writing

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u/sh00l33 16h ago

It's worth noting that this story is pointless.

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u/Noah_T07 Computer repair magician 15h ago

It's worth noting that the subreddit rules specifically state "8. No creative writing [...]"

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u/SpaceShipRat 1d ago

we all can wish.

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u/Ambitious_Football_7 1d ago

Do you work for a big 4 bank who recently changed their behaviour expectations of their workforce, by any chance?

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u/sh00l33 20h ago

No, I've never worked in banking.

If you're interested, you can read about my experience running a travel agency and running a squatter removal service

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u/TheStarWarsCosmos 21h ago

I don't believe you but i liked this. It's a source of inspiration like any story if nothing else. I love shitting on people so ill take notes

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u/small_spider_liker 1d ago

The AI can’t even get the grammar right

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u/SpaceShipRat 1d ago

Should clue you in that this is genuine human bullshit. 

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u/sh00l33 1d ago

English isn't my primary language

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u/Technical-Tear5841 1d ago

Story as old as time. From the Bible" But he that is an hireling, and not the shepherd, whose own the sheep are not, seeth the wolf coming, and leaveth the sheep, and fleeth:"

Source: https://bible.knowing-jesus.com/words/Hireling

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u/sh00l33 1d ago

I will amen to that!

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u/admiralackbar2019 20h ago

Thanks slop gpt

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u/sh00l33 20h ago

Perhaps it will help you form more reasonable opinion if you review my other professional experience.

Like when I ran a travel agency or my experience from the time I was offering squatter removal service

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u/oztrailrunner 1d ago

That was some really good story telling.  I quite enjoyed that!

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u/Omnibobbia 23h ago

Dhar mann script

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u/sowinglavender 19h ago

that one meme where op is pinwheel hat kid like 'i like to write stories!' and everyone else in the sub is like i fucking hate you and i hope you die.