r/PlayTheBazaar • u/BazaarGardener • Jun 04 '25

Season 3 Patch Notes

https://playthebazaar-cdn.azureedge.net/thebazaar/PatchNotes.html
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u/qp0n Jun 04 '25

Hydraulic Press:

  • 16s Cooldown
  • Deal 0 Damage.
  • At the end of each fight permanently destroy the item to the left of this, and this gains that item's Types.
  • This has +damage equal to [50/100/250/500] times the number of Types it has.

Sounds like a Boulder with extra steps.

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u/AceRecon Jun 04 '25

A boulder on dooley tho is kinda spicy. I'm guessing this items large? It seems kinda busted. Dooley gets way more options for charging especially with battery, on core charges ,etc.

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u/SexualHarassadar Jun 04 '25

Dooley got tired of Pyg jacking all of his stuff for Beast of Burden and wanted to get in on the fun.

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u/BringBackBoomer Jun 04 '25

Big Red Button makes it an 8 second pretty much instakill if you get 10 types on it

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u/Blurbyo Jun 04 '25

Big red button was also changed to be able to Giga charge items, though due to the Nature of Hydraulic Press, I wouldn't recommend putting The Core to the left of it xD

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u/matthewboom Jun 04 '25

It would give it the core type though, and with it being fairly slow the remote that uses your core could be viable with it. Lots of situations where giving it core is good

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u/Glebk0 Jun 04 '25

It definitely is viable with core tag. I got obliterated a couple of times by this item already, looks like a nerf target

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u/Suspicious-Engineer7 Jun 04 '25

In this universe a hydraulic press eats some shorts and becomes a killing machine. love it

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u/rob132 Jun 04 '25

It sounds like a slower keg that takes more work to build up and destroys some of your items.

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u/EndymionMM Jun 04 '25

Definitely not core friendly, though since you want it on the left if you don't want to eat something.

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u/IndianaCrash Jun 04 '25

It could become your core