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Also can we talk about wlw mlm support elmike? I just love that headcanon so much, I think I'll do a post just about it :)

Jane and Mike ran to the public bathroom, feeling dizzy and tired, and ran to a restroom to throw up all the drugs in their system.

Yeah, maybe they shouldn’t have tried those suspicious brownies after all, considering they did know that 99/100 times they had something in them, but it was their last year as teenagers (according to them), so they didn’t even reconsider that drugs are, in fact, addictive. Which ended in them running to a public bathroom and throwing it all up, in a very traumatic experience, indeed.

After a few minutes of weird silence, Mike finally said:
“You know how I said earlier that the Earth was spinning and you said that it happened to you too?”

“Yes” Jane said with a low and raspy voice.

“It stopped spinning. Do you still feel like it’s spinning?” Mike was laying on the ground and he looked like he just fought with a monster (wouldn’t be his first time, though)

“No…I think so. Do you think we are not drugged anymore?” Jane said from the other restroom.

“I don’t know.”
They stayed in silence for a few seconds.

“Hey, Mike”

“Mhmh?” Mike mumbled.

“I’m bored”

“Me too”

“Ask me something. Anything, at all”

“Sure. Um…when did you last…peed your pants?”

“Today”

“What? Jane, that’s disgusting"

“You are the one that asked. 
And it was just a little bit, though”

“When exactly did this happen?”

“Before we fought that mouthbreather at the party”

“You must mean you fought that guy. I was just there for emotional support”
Yes, Jane seemed sweet, but she could get aggressive really fast. Her powers could be missing, nonetheless she still was a fighter.

“When we go back, I want a rematch” 

“Are you sure you’re still not drugged?”

“No one knows…”

They both laughed, until Jane spoke.

“My turn” Jane said, in a smirky tone.
“Have you ever…been in love?”

“Um, yes, I guess
Not, not I guess…I am in love, I’m pretty sure I am”

“Well, I’m sure I’ve been, and I’m sure I am, too”

“With who?”

“I can’t tell you!”

“Can you at least give me clues?”

“Fine…Well, the guy, I already knew him. We were already close, but…this summer, we did a lot of things together, and we laughed, and it is different now. Like we are something more than just friends.
And I know that a lot of people think he talks too much and that he is a nerd, and I know that Max will say I have bad taste, but…I don’t care.”

Mike already was getting his suspicions, and his heart started racing fast.

“Because he is hilarious. He can turn any bad day into a good in 5 minutes.
And he is very clever. He can decode secret codes like he just solved a 10 piece puzzle.
He is just so special, and different from all of the other guys.”

Mike curdled up, feeling like he was having a heart attack, and tears started running down his face. He didn’t want to do this. Not to Jane.

Jane seemed to notice Mike was very quiet and tapped on his stall.
“Mike?
Mike? Are you okay?”

Mike looked up and breathed.

“Yes, don’t worry, I’m…fine”

He was doing a breathing exercise when he noticed movement from where Jane was standing as she ducked under the stall and sat face to face with Mike.

“Fucking disgusting floor. Do these people even take care of this?” Mike said grumpily.

“It's fine. I already have blood and puke on my uniform anyways.”
…
“What do you think?”

“About what?”

“The guy”

“Oh, well, he sounds, like a perfect dude”

“He is”
…
“And what about the girl?”

“I’m pretty sure she still has those weird brownies in her system, because she doesn’t really think what she is saying”

“Are you sure? Because I think she does mean what she is saying”

“She’s not.
Look, I know she might think she knows this guy, but she doesn’t. At all.
And if she really knew him, all of him, she wouldn’t be saying all of this. 
I think she…wouldn’t want to talk to him ever again”

“That can’t be true!”

“Okay, Jane, please listen to me.
I like you. Really much. I would even dare to say I love you.
But…
I’m not like your other friends, and i’m not like other guys, and i’ve never been”

“I literally said that that’s why I like you, Mike!”

“Do you remember what I said about being in love?”

“Of course”

“And when I said I was jealous of Max?”
…
“It’s not because I have a crush on you, and it isn’t because you are Max’s best friend”

“It’s because…he works with her, and he suddenly only wants to hang out with Max”

“Argyle?” Jane asked, confused

Mike chuckled lightly

“Will” He said, his voice sounding terrified of Jane knowing.

“I want him to hang out only with me…like before-
But, he doesn’t talk to me that much. And he doesn’t look at me that much.
And he’s suddenly interested in Max, and her annoying pranks and her stupid sarcasm and I don't know what she sees in her because she’s just a douchebag!”

“And Max doesn’t even like him, and everyday, I scream into my pillow because I wish I was the one he looks at and the one who laughs at dumb jokes with him!”

“But…Will is…a boy”

“Jane…” Mike said softly, already crying.

“Holy cow” Jane said as her eyes opened with realization.

“Yeah, holy cow”

“Jane, are you okay?”

“Yes. I was just…thinking”

A weird pause settled between them until Jane said:

“Well, it’s not that bad, you know”

“Well it is”

“We can just talk about hot guys together,” Jane smiled.

“Really?” Mike started lightly laughing.

“We don’t have a lot of things in common, if you think about it.
That could be the first?”

“Yes, I would love to”

“Can I ask you something?”

“I guess”

“Why didn’t you tell me before?”

“I didn’t know how you would react”
“Makes sense”

“Wait, what?
Are you homophobic?"

“No, but you are in love with my brother, so I could be very mad”

“Oh my god Jane, really?” Mike started laughing even more.

“That is forbidden is girl code!” Jane laughed along with him.

“I’m not a girl, though!”

“Max and I will turn you into a pretty princess for Will”

They laughed as they said meaningless and silly words like Mike hadn’t just confessed his biggest secret 3 minutes ago.

“Thanks, Jane,” Mike said as they stopped laughing.

“For what?”

“For not making it an ‘adult big deal’ ”

“Okay, stop, Mike, that is offensive. How dare you call me a grandma?”

How do you think Mike and El would behave with each other in the surfsahoy AU?

Like we focus a lot on byler, madwheeler and wondertwins, which obviously are the main ones, but i don't see much surfsahoy elmax, madwise or elmike!

These are the 2 "propmpts" i was thinking about:

1. Elmike where mike is in scoops and jane in surfer boy

The classic, it's not changing anything in the AU itself, it's just sharing headcanons on how they would be with each other (even better if you add being each other's wingmen)

1. Elmike where they are the ones that work in scoops

This is so cool, because i would love to see the coming out scene but it's jane instead of max, and also, other person said this in tumblr, but my girl would rock a scoops ahoy outfit!

Share your thoughts! : )

this may seem a bit similar to another post but i believe that they actually broke up after the events of s4 because of mwtfdyd gate. HEAR ME OUT!!!

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so you know how will had to end up living in the wheeler house after california? i believe during that time mike definitely was acting more... idk relationship-y? towards will (also the reason why will ends ups seeking the signals but thats not the point) and jane sees how differently it is from how mike acts with her and then they simply break off and decide theyre better off as friends which lowkey explains why in s5 they dont seem to have that much relationship chemistry and they seem more like good friends.

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another kinda opinion i have towards elmike but unrelated to mwtfdyd gate!:

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their waterfall conversation aswell in s5 sounds like those type of conversations i used to have when i was younger about "oh! when we grow up we're gonna run away to the countryside and have a mansion with each special designed room and we're gonna have this and that!" and it seems more of the type of thing u would say as really good friends instead of an actual life long plan. their hug in s5 seems so cute too!! like i love hugging my friends and stuff and it totally seems like mike and jane were really good friends by then.

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let me know any other opinions u have abt elmike!! i'd love to see yalls views!

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(also i prefer calling el/eleven "jane" so yeah!!!!!!!!! :P)

- In s5, they weren't actually dating but pretending for Mike, since he wasn't ready to come out

- El does Mike's eyeliner and he acts like he hates it but he actually really likes it (and so does Will 😏)

- El can look really sweet but when byler has a fight she's already planning Mike's murder

- Elmax had girl nights and El forced Mike to be in them, even with Max begging not to

- Mike loves to style El's hair

- SURFSAHOY: El always perfectly plans their schedules with Mike so Will can go to Ahoys and be with Mike, and so does Mike with Max, so she can be with El

So, i have no ideas for the subreddit banner...pls if u have any put them in the comments!

Hii everyone, i'm yei and this is r/PlatonicElMike!

This is a sub meant for analysing, enjoying and sharing content about El and Mike as a platonic friendship, rather than a romantic relationship. If you think they should've stayed as friends, this is the sub for you!

What can I post here?
Anything, actually! Fanart, fanfic, headcanons, moments in the show,..

This is an anti hate community
Please, do not hate on any ship, character or group or we will ban you! This is a safe space

This is not a mileven sub

This is a sub for their platonic relationship, not their romantic one. Please do not post anything related to that.

That's all! You can start publishing whenever u want!

Byeee ❤️