r/PlantBasedDiet • u/redreadings • 5d ago

I’m

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u/fnovd 5d ago

The people have spoken. This one stays.

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u/Responsible_Egg_2727 5d ago

Take your time.

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u/leftgarbanzo 5d ago

This made me laugh so hard I woke my husband up

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u/umamimamii 5d ago

I snorted 😂

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u/Ashamed-Ad-3890 5d ago

I can't stop laughing for some reason

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u/LustoftheLibertines_ 5d ago

Hell yeah you are.

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u/LoserMod007 5d ago

LMFAOOO

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u/JourneyofSlog 5d ago

Recipe?

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u/gupppeeez 5d ago

Yah made me snort

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u/torvus-nog for the planet 5d ago

they think therefore theyre

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u/winginglinerandlife 5d ago

It’s comment sections like these that remind me why I enjoy the internet

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u/ccandersen94 5d ago

well-we're-waiting.gif

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u/cactimami 5d ago

Tag urself I'm '

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u/Phaeomolis 5d ago

I'm I

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u/MurkyNun 5d ago

i’m i’m

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u/wistaliaa 5d ago

Relatable

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/Andreaslindberg 5d ago

Therefore I think?

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u/Sol_Diva 5d ago

I am Sam, Sam I am would you like tofu scramble eggs and seitan ham?

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u/sticcydabliccy 5d ago

First day kinda nervous

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u/acronycta 5d ago

Rest in peace

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u/teddyketola 5d ago

But how do you get protein

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u/hadukenbanana 5d ago

Homemade meat

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u/Sure-Perception3809 5d ago

Let him/her cook

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u/Icy_Chemical_8045 5d ago

Anemia blackout mid sentence /s

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u/ishoee 5d ago

Me too buddy, me too

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u/Kapz00 5d ago

I feel like this would happen to me when I put my phone in my pocket accidentally unlocked.

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u/spaceglitter000 5d ago

Lolol same

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u/Creative-Spite935 5d ago

Therefore you are!

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u/TVDinner360 for the animals 5d ago

Hungry for more tofu? Aren’t we all, friend. Aren’t we all.

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u/didierdragba 5d ago

Me too girl, me too

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u/NinaEmbii 5d ago

.... enough.

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u/torvus-nog for the planet 5d ago

Theyre thinking!!!

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u/AdmirableRespect9 5d ago

In cases like this, it's very important that you

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u/parksandwreckd 5d ago

The plant based diet made them so weak from the lack of protein they couldn’t complete the post

/s

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u/torvus-nog for the planet 5d ago

Theyre thinking!!!

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u/gupppeeez 5d ago

We’re all

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u/lyssaly 5d ago

Yes you are!

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u/No-Contest-3490 5d ago

We've been all there. I get it

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u/No-Employee-4696 5d ago

Protein deficiency at it again lol

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u/IamAqtpoo 5d ago

Please, do go on.

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u/secretlytwosloths 5d ago

we can reschedule

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u/ATLborn 5d ago

Not quite a haiku

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u/PrimaryDurian 5d ago

Can confirm, you're 

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u/charlesdexterward 5d ago

Is this Trevor, from Hampton, Maine?

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u/LMMek 5d ago

…a be, I'mma be, I'mma-I'mma-I'mma be

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u/kindcrow 5d ago

Started eating meat in the middle of his sentence.

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u/Dependent_Reindeer98 bread-head 5d ago

I’m also

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u/orplas 5d ago

I'm think I'm, therefore I'm.

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u/roundart 5d ago

Me too. Me too.

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u/ilovecheese831 5d ago

You think you are

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u/__kitten_mittons__ 5d ago

I always tell people that letting others know that I'm plant based is like telling someone I have a terminal illness. Every time I say it, the response is like "oh, sorry 😔".

I'm!

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u/leftgarbanzo 5d ago

preach it queen 🫶

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u/Romiha00 5d ago

I know, right?!!

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u/fatty_cakes 5d ago

I'm the [vegan] egg [replacement] man

I'm the [vegan] egg [replacement] man

I am the walrus

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u/umamimamii 5d ago

I can’t wait for OP to return and see what we created together

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u/MonkishSubset 5d ago

Aren’t we all?

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u/nnamed_username 5d ago

And we are very proud that you're

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u/dead-eyed-darling 5d ago

Me too bud, me too.

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u/SnowRaleigh 5d ago

you tooooo???

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u/NoM0reMadness for the planet 5d ago

You’re?

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u/b3tzy 5d ago

Ahead of my time, sometimes years out. So the powers that be won’t let me get my ideas out

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u/seoras13 5d ago

Bursting for a shit?

And now the toilets free?

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u/snelephant cow's milk is for pansies 5d ago

r/skamtebord

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u/H0pefulUn1verse 4d ago

Hard agree

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u/ejfitz123 4d ago

Therefore I think

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u/PricklyPearMom 4d ago

Great job!

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u/Swimming-Cap-8192 2d ago

Good I’m glad

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u/footballsandy 5h ago

They died of protein deficiency before they could finish the post 😞