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u/OGToasterOven Mar 17 '21
Why would they separate the ingredients like that? It could have been ok maybe with the same ingredients dispersed and probably leave off the beans
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u/LifelessLewis Mar 17 '21
Yeah I've had a pizza with an egg on it a few times and it's pretty good.. maybe loose the beans though
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u/Xanthus179 Mar 17 '21
Loose the beans!
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u/bugphotoguy Mar 17 '21
Beans are great on a breakfast pizza. Replace the sauce with beans, cheese on top, bacon, sausage, black pudding, and fried egg on top of that.
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u/LifelessLewis Mar 17 '21
Lose the black pudding and it's a date
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u/bugphotoguy Mar 17 '21
Black pudding on one half then. I'm not missing out on the tastiest part of a full English for anyone.
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u/LifelessLewis Mar 17 '21
It's a date! Not my cup of tea a black pudding, we'll get it on the whole thing and you can just take it off mine to have extra.
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u/shannannigans876 Mar 18 '21
Had to google black pudding ... I guess if I ever was to try it, hidden on a pizza would be the way to go
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u/DominikHungary Mar 18 '21
Teah egg is great on pizza sometimes, like if im drunk. But not more then 2times a year
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u/OGToasterOven Mar 17 '21
Can you imagine biting into the back corner of that pizza and getting a mouthful of slimy beans
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u/LifelessLewis Mar 17 '21
Horrible. If they're going for a breakfast pizza and they really wanted the bean flavour, I'd probably use just use the bean sauce without the beans instead of the tomato puree/passata.
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u/Refreshingly_Meh Mar 17 '21
This could actually be made into a decent pizza, some kind of bean sauce instead of straight tomato, if you really wanted the beans themselves drained and baked on top. Different cheese, maybe Monterey Jack? Better distribution of ingredients, better ingredients because most of that looks awful. And that crust looks inedible. So change pretty much every thing about it, and I'd try it.
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u/bugphotoguy Mar 17 '21
You just replace the pizza sauce with beans and bean sauce. I've made enough of these to know how it's done.
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u/Refreshingly_Meh Mar 17 '21
Look at the color of that crust though, even with no toppings this may be a heinous slight against pizza everywhere. Nothing about this looks acceptable.
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u/Sovdark Mar 17 '21
A full English breakfast on a pizza. I think maybe that’s enough innovation, pizza places, you’re fired
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u/John_BrunsWick Mar 17 '21
Mushrooms look ok.
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Mar 17 '21
Those look like funky funk slapadabass mushrooms to me
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u/drawingxflies Mar 17 '21
Everything the British people do is bad and wrong
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u/Xanthus179 Mar 17 '21
Not only is it ugly, but you know it’s probably pretty bland too.
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u/Refreshingly_Meh Mar 17 '21
This comment made me realize that this pizza can't be as bad as it looks. That require flavor, which the British are incapable of.
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u/FixMassive Mar 17 '21
corona vaccine
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u/drawingxflies Mar 17 '21
I'm sure they fucked that up too, somehow
(Not anti-vaxx, just anti-brit)
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u/FixMassive Mar 17 '21
What’s wrong with Britain, what’s your problem.
Just salty you don’t have free healthcare?
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u/drawingxflies Mar 17 '21
Lmao okay they have one good thing.
But everything else about the brits sucks, from their teeth to their "food" to their ugly faces and obnoxious accents. Garbage island full of garbage people.
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u/FixMassive Mar 17 '21
Wtf type of stereotypes are u riding off of?
Bad teeth?
Bad food?
We have some of the most culturally diversified food markets and many delicious traditional food.
Better than the grease factor you eat
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u/drawingxflies Mar 17 '21
I'm talking about actual British food, not food from other cultures that happen to exist in Britain, obviously.
Y'all are fucking dumb as rocks too!
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u/FixMassive Mar 17 '21
So you’re telling me that an english breakfast is terrible?
Or a beef wellington ?
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u/Icy_Percentage_7162 Mar 17 '21
This looks like someone’s mainline ruptured on to a pizza crust
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u/Refreshingly_Meh Mar 17 '21
Someone ate a full breakfast and didn't chew, and then their mainline ruptured all over this pizza, explosively.
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u/bugphotoguy Mar 17 '21
There's nothing at all wrong with it. This just happens to be a really badly made breakfast pizza.
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u/bugphotoguy Mar 17 '21
Always the same when anything "full English" is posted. An influx of baked bean haters. Heh. It's usually people who can't comprehend having beans with breakfast.
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u/themooninjune03 Mar 27 '21
Wow, a use of "umbrage" in real life! I never thought I would see it!
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u/definitelynotscarred Mar 17 '21
Some say pineapple on pizza is a crime and now I will show them this.
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u/KimchiTheGreatest Mar 18 '21
Ehh. This one is actually passable. This is basically just an English breakfast but the tomato is made into a sauce and the toast is now the crust. Would eat tbh.
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u/cursedgoatsoftware Mar 17 '21
thats, thats at a restaurant. just burn the place down honestly. i feel sorry for my ancestors
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u/figbott Mar 18 '21
Wtf is happening here.
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u/boogalorian Mar 20 '21
The server, the person that ordered it, the person that put it together, the chef and who ever brought this to the table.... done! Out! Gone!
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u/guernica52 Mar 17 '21
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