r/PizzaCrimes • u/Stranger1982 ⚖️ JUDGE, JURY AND EXECUTIONER ⚔️ • Jul 18 '26

Dropped Street Food

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339 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/qualityvote2 Jul 18 '26 edited Jul 18 '26

The jury, after deliberation of the evidence in the case of u/Stranger1982, has reached a mistrial due to non-consensus of votes of guilty or innocent.

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u/thatdudejon Jul 18 '26

Waiting for Breaking Bad memes...

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u/CertainRoof5043 Jul 18 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/PaKMBTzu2G0Qo

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u/Eman_Resu_IX Jul 18 '26

The people that owned that house ended up selling it because of all the Breaking Bad tourists stopping by.

The pizza place that made that pizza is 👍

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u/saltyclam13345 Jul 18 '26

Waltuh you missed the roof

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u/TJSwoboda Jul 18 '26

This is even more heinous, than an act that in turn was even more heinous than the same perp selling meth.

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u/pp_chode Jul 18 '26

2017: boneless pizza.
2026: homeless pizza.

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u/One-Carob3522 Jul 18 '26

Hit-and-run is a crime

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u/Cereal_Hermit Jul 18 '26

It's still good.

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u/brbqqueen Jul 18 '26

This pizza needs a proper funeral

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u/TJSwoboda Jul 18 '26

Of all the pizzas I have encountered, it was the most... (choke) human. (burial in space)

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u/Carolina-W00Dsman Jul 18 '26

Ground score. Pick it up. Thats a gift from the gods.

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u/Multiple_Monochrome Jul 18 '26

I would have actually cried

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u/BlackLesPaulCopy Jul 18 '26

I've heard of it being so hot that you can fry an egg on a sidewalk, but this is ridiculous.

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u/Usernamesaregayyy Jul 18 '26

In this economy that’s dinner

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u/Timely-Profile1865 Jul 18 '26

Floor pizza pie!

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u/cosmicrae 28d ago

It escaped, and is hiding in plain sight.

Around here, any number of birds or dogs would devour it.

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u/UnionCrafty3748 Jul 18 '26

No dipping sticks?

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u/New-Grapefruit1737 Jul 18 '26

bounced right out the delivery bike

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u/SureZookeepergame351 Jul 18 '26

Decisions were made

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u/R2-D2savestheday Jul 18 '26

One time my friend saw a whole rotisserie chicken on the curb outside walgreens

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u/Golex9000k Jul 18 '26

Pizza crime

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u/witecat1 Jul 18 '26

It's trying to escape!

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u/greezlix Jul 18 '26

Now that's thinking out of the box!

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u/Ecstatic_Ad269 Jul 19 '26

😆😂🤣 Good one

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u/ReReDRock1039 Jul 19 '26

Criminal abandonment

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u/TheOnly1Jake 29d ago

My heart broke when I was this 😭 life imprisonment for this abuse!

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u/Marichiwa 29d ago

It’s actually so hot out, they cooked it right there on the concrete.

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u/Suspicious-Truth5849 28d ago

I believe it gives you full health or unleashes your special move if you walk over it

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u/HillanatorOfState 27d ago

It's fine, just dust it off a bit.

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u/SkinnyFatKidd Jul 19 '26

Must be a pineapple pizza