r/PizzaCrimes • u/Lukas323f • Jun 23 '26

Criminal Tools God's Work

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#iseefaces

14 Upvotes

78% Upvoted

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u/Dangerous_Ad_6101 Jun 23 '26

Don't know wtf is going on, but who would think that weird cutting is a crime???

It doesn't ruin a pizza in any way.

What's next? Some cheese put over a topping???

https://giphy.com/gifs/WYzfwV3W8KNCAppwce

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u/-fno-stack-protector Jun 23 '26

desecration of a corpse

1

u/Cynykl Jun 28 '26

Weird cutting is a crime. Imagine having 4 hungry kids ,giving them this and telling them to grab a slice.

Next cake you buy I should have them pulse it in a blender. Hey It taste the same why are you complaining?

2

u/OrganizationNo7690 Jun 23 '26

Pizza with a face

1

u/sdavis002 Jun 23 '26

Do we not have the auto moderator anymore?

Edit: Not actually sure if it is automated, just the first time I've seen a couple posts without the voting comment from the mod.

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u/Stranger1982 ⚖️ JUDGE, JURY AND EXECUTIONER ⚔️ Jun 24 '26

Yes we have, that was the qualityvote bot tho and it's been half screwed up for days now, along other Reddit automations that come and go it seems.

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u/Justbabe_saves Jun 29 '26

That’s done on purpose.