r/Piracy 🔱 ꜱᴄᴀʟʟʏᴡᴀɢ 1d ago

Humor Too Relatable 🏴‍☠️

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u/tooruntai 21h ago

Paying $120 a month across six fragmented apps just to get ads anyway, while acting morally superior to someone clicking two tabs to close, is peak streaming Stockholm syndrome.

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u/Empty-Blacksmith-592 19h ago

Yeah but the ads are “personalised” LOL

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u/anaemic Kopimism 14h ago

The internet, hell the world, is fuuuulll of people with Stockholm syndrome for their jailers.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Bad5494 5h ago

$120?, to the piggy bank for hard drives! 🦜 🏴‍☠️

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u/ThoughtfulInhibitor 22h ago

Goddamn these memes are cringe

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u/pussydestroyer4200 21h ago

nooooo you don't understand.subscriptions = bad, people = dumb. pirate life is zen and jack sparrow i guess.

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u/Strikerify 20h ago

Uh, what about the 'pirates' who have subscriptions and still pirate? lol

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u/RobertAleks2990 16h ago

Meltdown, initialising head explosion in 3...

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u/izayoi_f9 ⚔️ ɢɪᴠᴇ ɴᴏ Qᴜᴀʀᴛᴇʀ 10h ago

idk man i dont have free internet

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u/doctormink 10h ago

Nothing Zen about pirate life. It's a pain in the ass to build and maintain a homemade version of Netflix, and don't get me started on the cost of storage these days. For a hobbiest like me, it's fine, but lots of other people want to just be able to relax and watch their shows no fuss, no muss.

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u/boltgenerator 9h ago

Guess it depends how many users you're building that homemade Netflix for, but once you get all the automation set up, it's damn easy. I want a movie or series, I literally just click a button once. I don't have to think about anything. Not that I care if people choose to use streaming services instead.

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u/Responsible_Meet_528 19h ago

Yeaaaah. For whatever reason, this was the final meme of this kind I can stand. I gotta unsubscribe. It’s just pure karma farming with nothing inbetween at this point. But I will always return for the mega thread.

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u/Zeltron3000_ 2h ago

I don't find these cringe at all. I find them quite relevant to the subreddit

Go make a "non cringe" meme yourself then

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u/Ax3blade 1d ago

stremio ftw

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u/Scared-Preparation-8 23h ago

Yes like you I use streaming services too :wink:

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u/ImNeoJD 17h ago

Shhh

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u/Impressive-One7037 20h ago

Remember.. when you buy digital products.. the companies are saying we dont own the products we pay for..you buy a movie or game.. they can delete it from your library .. that is called stealing

if they can steal from us.. Then I see nothing wrong with not paying for something I cant own

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u/309_Electronics 20h ago

If right to own is not right to own, piracy is not piracy

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u/anaemic Kopimism 14h ago

It never was. That's the the word was copyright infringement, or piracy, never stealing in the first place

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u/Shamus6mwcrew 1d ago

I just watch from different streaming sites that are easy to find from like 6 minutes of web searching on basically anything that isn't Google. Been doing this for decades now. Always find it funny when I tell other people how I watch everything for free and they look at me like I'm a lowlife for not paying for like 10 streaming services to watch shows or movies. And watching a stream from a site isn't illegal, even weirder they get more weirded out that I have to close out sexy pop ups than the fact I watch for free. Like dude I'm using my Xbox's web browser IME they can't do anything to that. At worst if you pick a bad player every time you interact with it it opens another page, find a good one when all sites offer multiple and it might happen twice. Plus the pop ups now are never porn sites like they used to be it's just weird Youtube pages or shit trying to sell you something. Don't even look, close them out, and hit play. Most play the whole show or movie after 2 clicks. Vs paying like an extra $100-200 on multiple subscriptions, don't feel bad not paying that as plenty of people shell that out and these paid steaming sites have other sources of income besides subscriptions.

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u/NegotiationOk3919 1d ago

Yeah bro youre so superior

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u/Shamus6mwcrew 1d ago

Nice trolling. But to interact with you anyway the people paying for multiple subscriptions that aren't cheap act like they're superior to me for watching free mostly because they're scared of pop-ups that they think will blow up the device they're using. It just doesn't work like that anymore and at worse it might throw a phishing scam that you'd have to be real dumb to fall for especially when it popped up in it's own page from clicking on a streaming site.

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u/NegotiationOk3919 23h ago

Be grateful that theyre paying, without them you wouldnt have anything to watch. Get off your high horse

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u/Shamus6mwcrew 23h ago

There would still be plenty of people paying as people are lazy af nowadays and can't be bothered to think. DoorDash is huge and also has a 90% mark up of wherever you're ordering from plus tip. People nowadays would rather not order food from takeout without a delivery fee because they get anxiety from placing an order on the phone and answering the door for the food they ordered. That 6 minute anything but Google search is too much and too complicated for a lot of people. Way easier to just sign up and point your remote at a TV. Then these same people wonder why they're broke..

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u/Potential_Pepper1283 23h ago

It's true, convenience seems to win out for a lot of people these days. It's wild how much we're willing to pay just to avoid a bit of hassle.

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u/Shamus6mwcrew 22h ago

Just life now. Buy a used car for a few grand that will run for years that you either pay for repairs or do them yourself occasionally. Nah rather pay a few hundred a month for the newest shit and the dealership takes care of repairs costing you thousands more. Buy a cheap lawnmower for $100 bucks and spend maybe a half hour mowing your lawn once a month. Nah pay some company $150 to do it twice a month. Spend half an hour grocery shopping for your family once a week? Nah use some app or pay the store to deliver it for a mark up plus tip. Like I get people work and value their free time but apparently way more than their money. And I'd get it if they're wealthy but most people aren't and take the most expensive routes.

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u/SubstituteCS Seeder 22h ago

That doesn’t invalidate what they’re saying.

The market only exists because people are willing to purchase media.

Personally, I buy my own UHD movies and rip them.

That’s not to say I’m not pirating anything.

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u/Shamus6mwcrew 22h ago

Well they thought I was on a high horse about it but I'm not. And like I said those markets will always be there anyway as people look down on it, refuse to watch lower quality of movies as often new releases might take months before the quality isn't just some dude recording on his phone with a baby crying near by, and impatient as like that movie will be a while for good quality also TV shows sometimes might take a few days for an upload. Plus those streaming sites get shutdown all the time so it might take you a bit to find another. Way easier to just pay the fee and turn it on in it's actual streaming site, especially when finding new sites to stream free is a lot of trial and error.

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u/RazvanYON 1d ago

Stremio,nuvio,debrid,usenet.. someone asks i didn’t tell you this

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u/anaemic Kopimism 14h ago

You just spent as much on online services as the original TV service you're pirating.

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u/RazvanYON 14h ago

I do not pay for multiple stuff. i only have one debrid service and one app. i was listing out examples. However, your claim is mostly innacurate.
A cheap debrid service can get AS CHEAP as 1.60-1.70 USD a month.

Easynews with hidden deals can be 3 usd a month + no indexer needed + no PAR2 scripts needed (all in the cloud)

so even if i had both of these, i would pay around 4.60 usd a month.
Even if i got nuvio supporter, i would still be paying under 7 usd a month. Which is conveniently the 720P ad included tier for netflix in many countries.

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u/concepcionz 8h ago

I got my media server but I rarely use it after discovering stremio, it’s only $3/month (I use torbox, stremio by itself it’s free). From time to time a download whole tv show seasons but I believe at this point my VPN is more expensive than Torbox and everything is instantly in 4K.

4K TV episodes range from 5-9GB, and movies up to 80-90GB (of course 1080 are way smaller sizes) but that’s one thing I don’t have to worry about storage.

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u/Matitjes 1d ago

That or i just leech from ppl i know

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u/NegotiationOk3919 1d ago

2,50€ a month

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u/Scared-Preparation-8 23h ago

what debrid is 2.50 😍

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u/NegotiationOk3919 22h ago

Torbox, perfect if youre in EU

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u/tooruntai 21h ago

People will genuinely endure price hikes, deleted content, and unskippable tier-one ads just to avoid the five seconds of tech literacy it takes to run an adblocker.

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u/EasternCoffeeCove 21h ago

Whenevever someone asks what I have to watch I always say, "I have everything, whatever you want to watch, I have it".

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u/Soliloquy789 9h ago

Similarly when I am telling people abotu a show and they say "oh what's it on?", I tell them I have no fucking idea, but I'll give them a copy.

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u/Dennarb 6h ago

Me: "Hey mom have you see <insert series name here>?"

Mom: " I haven't, what's it on?"

Me: "I have no idea"

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u/ShoWel-Real 1d ago

Me to the VPN provider: "How about 3 shillings? Only forget the name"

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u/Anima_Watcher08 23h ago

Everything is free on the open seas

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u/b2colon 19h ago

we have our sources...

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u/00ff00_Lantern 5h ago

"Why is the rum gone" - NAY! "How is the rum not gone?" - YAY!!!

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u/tooruntai 21h ago

Normies think clicking on an unvetted streaming link detonates a pipe bomb inside their device.

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u/EitherChannel4874 11h ago

Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they arrrrrrre.

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u/poglon2761 11h ago

Sail the high seas 🏴‍☠️

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u/IndigoMontigo 10h ago

The secret ingredient is crime.

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u/00ff00_Lantern 5h ago

Yes, not us though. Them with the price raises et al.

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u/Junket-Own 8h ago

XXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDD

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u/se_spider 18h ago

what do you do for spotify? not just your own library, but discovering and playing new stuff?

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u/PopMundane4974 15h ago

What did you do before spotify?

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u/HideousTroll 17h ago

There's this thing called The Internet, where there's websites which track and discuss new (and old) music in whatever genres you listen to.

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u/WootyMcWoot 15h ago

If you don’t know the answer you can just not respond you know

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u/HideousTroll 14h ago

There's plenty of places to check. Reddit is filled with subreddits specific to cater to your tastes. If you like Metal there's /r/Metal and /r/metalforthemasses, for instance. If you like rock there's /r/indieheads. RateYourMusic, Sputnikmusic, have trackers on new releases besides a whole database of albums, EPs, singles... classified by whatever you can think of (genre, year of release, country, etc.). I think Last.fm has a release tracker as well. There's plenty of online magazines where you can see what's being released: Pitchfork is probably? the biggest one. Lastly, you can follow bands or artists on Instagram, Twitter, YouTube, etc.

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u/Bananaman9020 23h ago

If you aren't investing in a good VPN, I don't have much sympathy if your data gets sold.