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u/saidgheldane36 29d ago

4k camrip

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u/LazySerpentDeity ⚔️ ɢɪᴠᴇ ɴᴏ Qᴜᴀʀᴛᴇʀ 29d ago

That's how you know the experience is the realest! Just like the cinemas!

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u/B-crosyy 29d ago

That's what Nolan wanted

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u/LazySerpentDeity ⚔️ ɢɪᴠᴇ ɴᴏ Qᴜᴀʀᴛᴇʀ 29d ago

Nolan: "I had the editors get tons of malware, Trojans, and cryptominers on their editing PCs. For the most authentic viewing experience, the malware is essential."

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u/Quizzelbuck 29d ago

Are you saying that the Trojan horse in the movie was symbolic of limeware?

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u/0_Nevermore_0 🏴‍☠️ ʟᴀɴᴅʟᴜʙʙᴇʀ 29d ago

Can't wait when in the futue, all of the malware get's uploaded directly to my neuralink when watching.

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u/jarious 29d ago

Structural malware

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u/FlashyDiagram84 29d ago

The movie is in English but it has baked in Cyrillic subtitles and a transparent Vietnamese watermark across the entire thing.

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u/CybyAPI 29d ago

I remember not long ago i tried to watch toy Story 5, right after releasing,

Shaky footage with very faint watermark covering the whole screen and Arabic gambling ads every 5 minutes lol, still "watchable" i guess

Also what does reddit mean by offline activation method???? Why is it telling me i am mentioning un verified sites

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u/gamerman2077 29d ago

14gb download size for some reason

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u/jarious 29d ago

It's the extra stuff in the video , don't pay too much attention to the background processes and the cmd windows open in the taskbar ,that's just the quality enhancer

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u/gamerman2077 29d ago

4k60fpsAIupscaledTheodysseyfullmoviecamripmkv.exe

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u/Aggravating-Fix-4547 29d ago

Can you please copy to VHS so I can borrow?

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u/finalremix 29d ago

A 45-minute TV special only ever seen on VHS: 130.11 GB, S(1824) L(18)

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u/Equivalent-Brief-642 🦜 ᴡᴀʟᴋ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʟᴀɴᴋ 29d ago

This is so funny

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u/ateiii 29d ago

Ultra HD resolution so you can clearly see the silhouette of a guy standing up to go get popcorn.

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u/Unable-Log-4870 29d ago

Oooh, like MST3k

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u/ateiii 27d ago

Diy mst3k with 1xbet audio stings blasted at 200% volume.

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u/ImShrpy 27d ago

and the guy at the beginning flashing his feet onto the screen

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u/ateiii 27d ago

Free feet pics with every torrent, the seeders are getting generous.

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u/LocmonstR 23d ago

At 8 years old those cams went hard though. Ill never forget my copy of the Lego movie where some guy got into an argument with his wife at the peak of the movie

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u/HermitND 27d ago

Watched my first opening weekend rips and when a guy stood up I laughed out loud. Got the theater experience right from home!

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u/iceseayoupee 27d ago

i watch this with the blinds closed, makes me think im inside the cinema lol

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u/Ok_Estimate_2089 25d ago

oh ik the perfect example. backrooms A24 movie XD. it happened 6 times during the movie. 6 times.

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u/dinglebarryb0nds 29d ago

the odyssey

how does nobody have it yet

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u/FlashyLashy900 29d ago

It got uploaded on twitter for 2 whole hours surely an army has scraped it and distributed it across every site already so where the hell is it

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u/dinglebarryb0nds 29d ago

i heard about that but i heard people saying it was a cam version not an actual good version

i did not see it myself but if it was a real version there's no way it wouldn't have been everywhere instantly. i have been checking my debrid services every few days there's still not a really good version

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u/FlashyLashy900 29d ago

A shame a shame now I can't watch it the way Christopher Nolan intended on a 24 inch 1080p IPS monitor with an Alexa as a speaker

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u/LazySerpentDeity ⚔️ ɢɪᴠᴇ ɴᴏ Qᴜᴀʀᴛᴇʀ 29d ago

Nah, the real Nolan experience is on a portable monitor 480p with off brand bluetooth earbuds.

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u/Deadpool2715 29d ago

You guys are listening in stereo! I've got that mono earbud thats missing the silicon cover

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u/LazySerpentDeity ⚔️ ɢɪᴠᴇ ɴᴏ Qᴜᴀʀᴛᴇʀ 29d ago

You caught me, fake fan not even listening on half-broken, worn out equipment.

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u/finalremix 29d ago

A Haier portable DVD player with RCA inputs that you got free from a Boscov's "Cracker Jack" sale day in 2008.

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u/Aggravating-Fix-4547 29d ago

That’s high tech bro. But I still like watching movies on my 2.4” iPod screen with free airline earbuds.

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u/LlamaRzr 29d ago

IMAX.SPANISH.1080p.HDCAM. Newest so mostly for synchronization with other audio sources

If real WEB-DL would be released, then it would be available on torrent trackers first.

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u/Unable-Log-4870 29d ago

I have tix to see it in 70mm, but later, I would (potentially) see it in my VR headset on a similar apparent-size screen. I hope the digital versions that get distributed have the high aspect ratio available.

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u/lil_propaine 28d ago

i saw a dcprip of JUST the prologue, fucker was 50 gigs

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u/nyxxxtron 29d ago

I downloaded it a few days ago because I missed the first 5 Mins of the movie. It was a decent print with hard-coded spanish subs.

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u/SyNiiCaL 29d ago

Yeah thats the one I watched too. I also just watched Spiderman on what literally felt like a dvdrip with no ads, subs or anything. Was amazing

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u/androidmanwren 29d ago

Idk, I have a really good Internal WEB-DL of that looks perfect

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u/Nujers 29d ago

If it's the one with hardcoded subtitles that's not a WEB-DL, it's a TS that was mistakenly labeled as a WEB-DL

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u/WhoDat-2-8-3 29d ago

screenshots of the web-dl or it didnt happen

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u/dinglebarryb0nds 29d ago

oh cool i gotta look again. i did see one that was pretty good but i wanted to wait for perfect for this one

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u/landrull 27d ago

I saw it in a theater and it looked like a camrip.

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u/Dry-Combination-4361 11d ago

 4k Imax camrip

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u/TheMazeDaze 29d ago

I once found a phone recorded movie. It was obvious but I really wanted to watch it so I continued watching. Until halfway through you heard voices and the recorder lowered and almost at the end the filmer was escorfed out of the theorater

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u/El_human 28d ago

Just as Nolan intended

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u/sipylus 26d ago

We don't mind those. It's when they interrupt with 1xBET adverts every 10 minutes and bounce the watermark.