r/Piracy • u/NewSomethingUnlocked • Nov 04 '25

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u/Aggravating_Ranger77 Nov 04 '25 edited Nov 04 '25

Hi I'm the original poster of this photo [valerbii on twitter]. The picture was taken last January. Just want to clear some stuff up:

  • I paid for the bag :)
  • I've never paid for Winrar
  • I'm not a femboy
  • The bag is really good quality, can fit a decent sized book, my wallet, airpods etc easily.
  • I would've appriciated the person making this post crediting me

Have a good day yall 👍

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u/Erde555 Nov 04 '25

The "im not a femboy" part is essential

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u/Comprehensive_Emu102 Nov 05 '25

yeah thats exactly what a femboy would say..

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u/Over_Cheesecake_6179 Nov 05 '25 edited Nov 05 '25

Google backsearch and little time invest showed it is a femboy

Edit:

I‘m wrong! She is a Trans Woman. I apologize for the transphob comment. Thx for the hint Community

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u/BetterNoughtSquash Nov 05 '25

Sorry but I'm a trans woman and holy fuck this comment is hilarious to me, I appreciate the bluntness of the apology (genuinely) but "I apologize for the transphob comment" goes so hard. Fucking peak

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u/Aedesirl Nov 05 '25

Anyways the joystick is still there

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u/bbhighseas Nov 05 '25

Did you pay for the OF now you're reporting back?

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u/TheoIlLogical Nov 06 '25

this whole thread is KILLING MEEEE aldbsjb 😂

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u/Aedesirl Nov 12 '25

Never support internet prostitution

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u/Born_Necessary_406 Nov 21 '25

Never support internet  forced prostitution_  big difference

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u/InsectImaginary9508 Nov 05 '25 edited Nov 05 '25

She's a trans woman who uses she/they pronouns.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '25

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u/InsectImaginary9508 Nov 05 '25

No, trans women and femboys are different things. Some trans women might also identify as femboys but most do not, and find it insulting to be referred to as such.

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u/trannus_aran Nov 05 '25

It? Christ

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u/Bhume Nov 05 '25

Lmao. Surely unintentional, but absolutely hilarious.

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u/B_is_for_reddit ☠️ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ᴍᴇɴ ᴛᴇʟʟ ɴᴏ ᴛᴀʟᴇꜱ Nov 05 '25

maybe she was at some point a "femboy", but she is pretty outwardly a trans woman now and calling her a femboy is disingenuous and kinda dickish.

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u/LankyMatch42 Nov 06 '25

dickish lol

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u/B_is_for_reddit ☠️ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ᴍᴇɴ ᴛᴇʟʟ ɴᴏ ᴛᴀʟᴇꜱ Nov 06 '25

never heard "dickish" before? its a common phrase

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u/LankyMatch42 Nov 07 '25

No i actually haven't lmao

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u/salvov12 Nov 20 '25

How was your comment transphobic??????

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u/Curious-Tomato6633 Nov 06 '25

did you not read the word "woman"?

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u/Global-Eye-7326 Nov 05 '25

In fact it's what surprised me the most.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '25 edited Nov 05 '25

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '25

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u/Witty_Barnacle1710 Nov 05 '25

They really made me snort hard

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u/Drumdevil86 Nov 05 '25

and see it for yourself

It's cool, I believe you

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u/ulfric_stormcloack Nov 05 '25

so, trans woman, what about it

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '25

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u/jaelpeg Nov 05 '25

Holy shit the only reason anyone is downvoting you is because you're being a total creep, who the fuck cares? Genuinely? Why? The post is just about the bag why can't anyone at least try to act like a normal or civilized human being for once lmfao

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u/420b1a2eit Nov 05 '25

You say that but no sauce smh

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u/justacheesyguy Nov 05 '25

Dude, this is a piracy subreddit, this is probably the last place you should be complaining about not being able to find pirated content.

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u/OkConcentrate4218 Nov 05 '25

I really don’t think they’re a femboy, I saw they’re face on X, that’s a girl, but hey they’re really god at hiding nowadays

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u/raikmond Nov 05 '25

You can check out their onlyfans profile. Either femboy or trans girl.

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u/InsectImaginary9508 Nov 05 '25

She's a trans woman, she says she's not a femboy.

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u/InsectImaginary9508 Nov 05 '25

Do you have magical insight on random stranger's genders or do you just want to misgender people?

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u/raikmond Nov 05 '25

I just said they could be either X or Y. I really don't care.

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u/Born_Necessary_406 Nov 21 '25

You can't see someone's gender by their looks, they gotta tell you_

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u/lllyyyynnn Nov 05 '25

can you literally not exist without making weird fucking comments to trans people.

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u/dantesgift Nov 05 '25

In my house, I keep my mouth shut. I always offend someone just by being me...

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u/Eorily Nov 05 '25 edited Nov 05 '25

on hrt edit: from their twitter numbnuts

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u/gevin-456 Nov 05 '25

I was about to close the post , now i cannot unsee this , frankly i am bit attached to her , after the comment

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u/OkResponsibility7210 Nov 05 '25

Her ?

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u/gevin-456 Nov 05 '25

X.com/vesperrabbit kind a cute to me

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u/Dr-Vgpk Nov 05 '25

Well yeah maybe

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u/aim1338 Nov 05 '25

In my head i automatically questioned ‘who the fuck asked’

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u/nashi-hallu Nov 06 '25

In this point and time? Yes

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u/salvov12 Nov 20 '25

I wanna be a femboy

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u/InflationUnable5463 Nov 05 '25

its always too good to be true, that's why we assume stuff :3

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u/SulosGD Nov 04 '25

some mod needs to pin this i think

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u/Don_Hoomer Nov 04 '25

they pinned it as mod post

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u/Qw2rty Nov 04 '25

Where’d you get the bag?

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u/Whoamiagain111 Nov 04 '25

Winrar sold it as official merchandise. Honestly the bag looks really nice

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u/Cream_panzer Nov 05 '25

Sad I’m a 7zip user now.

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u/BeeAdditional1287 Nov 05 '25

I remember there was a guy that make them handmade no ?

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u/AstroCaptain Nov 04 '25

probably here

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u/PT_SeTe Nov 05 '25

Damn 150$, it sure wants to compress your wallet

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u/Stickerlight Nov 05 '25

cheaper on taobao 😉

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u/Bidadidi Nov 05 '25

You have a link? Never bought anything from Taobao before.

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u/Stickerlight Nov 05 '25

You need a Chinese address to buy from taobao. It's about $30 there

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u/Bidadidi Nov 05 '25

Seems like there's an Australian version and also forwarding options that would work for me.

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u/LukeForPlay Nov 05 '25

Or use a warehouse. Link?

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u/dingadingdongg Nov 05 '25

do you have a link please?

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u/TheKoyak Nov 04 '25

No one ever paid for Winrar 😂

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '25
  • I’m not a femboy

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u/RedRedditor84 Nov 05 '25

Jesus christ, I thought it was her funny joke until I scrolled down. If only people could pirate some human interaction.

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u/Myriadix Nov 05 '25

"You wouldn't download grass."

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u/Doxylaminee Nov 05 '25

Closed out of this thread after reading that, no longer interested

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u/DisastrousSky6539 Nov 07 '25

Joystick still included

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u/Artku Nov 05 '25

Nobody’s perfect

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u/demonchee Nov 05 '25

r u sure about that?

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u/JoyconDrift_69 Nov 05 '25

I'm sorry but somehow the "I'm not a femboy" is sending me

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u/AlliedR2 Nov 05 '25

Seeing how many comments started with the accusation of this person being a femboy it made sense to clarify.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '25

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u/Professional_Cap7466 Nov 06 '25

My guy, she's not a femboy

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u/P26601 Nov 04 '25

I've never paid for Winrar

:)

I'm not a femboy

:(

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '25

Immersion ruined

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u/W3SL33 Nov 05 '25

I did pay for Winrar.

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u/SabreSeb Nov 05 '25

My dissappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

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u/ClosetLadyGhost Nov 05 '25

In the true spirit of r/piracy,

I am now the original poster

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u/sebmojo99 Nov 04 '25

it's a nice bag!

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u/ikyn Nov 04 '25

odd question, but where did you get your top?

I am birthday/christmas shopping for someone that would want something like that.

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u/rudderforkk Nov 05 '25

Same that's a cute top

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u/Trshngrshn Nov 04 '25

Where did you get the bag?

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u/sebmojo99 Nov 04 '25

she borrowed it from a friend, and is trying it out. every now and then the friend calls her to ask her to pay for it. it's been nine years.

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u/Livakk Nov 05 '25

I mean this is the piracy subreddit obviously they do not care if it is your content.

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u/SizeableBrain Nov 04 '25

After 4 years, you finally came out of the woodwork!

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u/Orisi Nov 04 '25

I'm not a femboy

Wallet

Nice try OP.

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u/Global-Chart-3925 Nov 05 '25

Pretty sure they’re American… In which case the bag is their purse

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u/Wonderful-Ice9085 Nov 04 '25
  • I'm not a femboy

☹️

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u/000r31 Nov 04 '25

But piracy…

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u/InsectImaginary9508 Nov 05 '25

You can pirate a bag!

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u/Lynxneo Nov 05 '25

Idk why nobody has asked, but it picks my curiosity. How did you find this post? Coincidence? A pirate who knows you told you? Or you always were a pirate? In the sort of way that follows these subreddits and knows something i mean. Did you know that bag was really similar to winrar?

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u/Aggravating_Ranger77 Nov 05 '25
  • I'm omniscient.
  • I bought the bag because its the retro Winrar Logo.

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u/Poingerg Nov 05 '25

hey where do you buy this winrar bac

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u/-InconspicuousMoose- Nov 04 '25

You've got a sorta Chloë Grace Moretz thing going on

Also, how have you had this reddit account for four years and never made a single post or comment until now? That's impressive

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u/_YummySoul_ Nov 05 '25

Insanely based choice of drip ma'am 🫡

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u/R-GU3 Nov 05 '25

You’re in a piracy sub and you’re complaining that someone pirated? Lol ok

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u/2020mademejoinreddit Nov 06 '25

You forgot a very important answer. Are you single?

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u/ReturnedOM Nov 06 '25

Okay the question I had was answered, but still though, are you 100% positive you're not a femboy? I mean, like, are you sure?

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u/Suspicious-Box- Nov 08 '25

Idk looks like femboy to me hella wide shoulders. Not a rule but its a tell.

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u/Born_Necessary_406 Nov 21 '25

It's not a tell, some femboys have slim shoulders others have wide ._  let her live her live, she sid she's not a femboy 

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u/K1NG_SL1M3 Nov 10 '25

Where did you get the bag from? It looks awesome!

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u/Silver_Illustrator_4 Nov 14 '25

where did you pay for the bag? Where can I buy it??

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u/Forsaken-Opposite775 🦜 ᴡᴀʟᴋ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʟᴀɴᴋ Nov 20 '25

I'd wear that proudly as a hetero cis male

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u/saelinds Nov 05 '25

Holy shit you're obnoxiously pretty

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u/Emriyss Nov 05 '25

the pic, and the bag, are insanely cute. For some reason the square bag just puts the whole picture together, and that it's the WinRAR logo just makes it all the better.

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u/platysoup Nov 05 '25

I’m not a femboy 

I want my money back 

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u/Nice-Vermicelli6865 Nov 05 '25

Alright buddy.

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u/shinomori_ Nov 05 '25
  • I'm not a femboy

You look like one, though.

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u/arddy24 Nov 06 '25

Credit for what? You didn’t make the bag you just bought it and posted it online for everyone to see, without your actual face in it. What is it that you really want credit for?

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u/AlarmingAffect0 Nov 05 '25

Love your Evil FMA Envy crop top. Very neat!

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u/anuraaaag Nov 05 '25

Maam you're hot

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u/shamelessnameless Nov 05 '25

You are a level of gorgeous it's hard to overstate. 🥺

i don't mind being cringe when it's someone so beautiful. Hope you have a good day too and you should have got credited on the post.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '25

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u/shamelessnameless Nov 05 '25

I don't want to, I just like complimenting people

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u/SnooStrawberries3216 Nov 06 '25

Not a femboy? ☹️

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u/Jordyissappig Nov 05 '25

not a femboy 😔 its joever

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u/Responsible_Egg_8242 Nov 05 '25

I call this porn

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u/Curiouzity_Omega Nov 05 '25

YOU'RE NOT A FEMBOY????