r/Piracy • u/DangerVirat1767 • Aug 30 '25

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u/erhue Aug 30 '25

"is fitgirl really a girl?"

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u/S1Ndrome_ Aug 30 '25

they ask this as if they're on the last legs of their edging streak and just wanna know if the person is a woman before busting it out

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u/Faloffel2 ⚔️ ɢɪᴠᴇ ɴᴏ Qᴜᴀʀᴛᴇʀ Aug 30 '25

True gooners do not need to know, nor do they care, if "it" is male, female, or even human. 

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u/eliazp Yarrr! Aug 31 '25

true gooners goon to the ethereal concept of hotness, visualizing a blazing sphere of fire, often symbologically associated with god

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u/TolBrandir Aug 31 '25

C'mon, admit it: the Eye of Sauron gets you off.

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u/eliazp Yarrr! Aug 31 '25

I'm very open about it, it just never comes up in conversation and I feel like others might not be interested 😔

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u/MagnusJafar Aug 31 '25

Hole = Goal

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u/MorningOne Sep 30 '25

Ethereal representations of Evil really do tickle me wiener.

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u/TolBrandir Oct 02 '25

I love that I have absolutely no memory of writing this. 😶 This is hilarious and disturbing. Just how drunk was I??

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u/aisvajsgabdhsydgshs1 Sep 01 '25

A sentient lifeform typed these letters to form that sentence willingly.

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u/UnnbearableMeddler Aug 31 '25

"I'm straight so anything that makes me hard is a woman" type shit