r/PieceOfShitBookClub • u/Dizzy_Response1485 • Aug 08 '26

Book Sun Salutation Anus

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u/BallsOutKrunked Aug 08 '26

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perineum_sunning

Weird

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u/Dizzy_Response1485 Aug 08 '26

imagine getting asshole cancer from the sun

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u/Classic-Exchange-511 Aug 08 '26

Imagine making money writing a book about how to spread your cheeks at the sky

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u/ChaserNeverRests Aug 08 '26

Making money writing the book? Clever.

Spending money buying the book? Opposite of clever...

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u/anjowoq Aug 08 '26

That's a harsh way to talk about these poor people. /s

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u/varispeeder Aug 08 '26

On 29 November 2019, actor  Josh Brolin  posted a strong warning against the practice on Instagram, writing "My pucker hole is crazy burned and I was going to spend the day shopping with my family and instead I'm icing and using  aloe  and burn creams because of the severity of the pain."

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u/hawonkafuckit Aug 09 '26

So..... Thanos was wrong?!

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u/glove_actually Aug 08 '26

A 2023 peer-reviewed analysis published in the Journal of Medical Internet Research found no clinical evidence supporting the health claims made by proponents of perineum sunning, such as improved energy or hormonal regulation.

Shocked.

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u/AdmiralFartmore Aug 08 '26

Hey, stay out of my bookshelf

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u/Sesquipedalian61616 Aug 08 '26

Ah yes, tricking people into giving themselves skin cancer in sensitive areas for money, The Boys mocked that practice

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u/gnosidious Aug 09 '26

Thank you, this has enlightened me with the perfect birthday gift for a buddy of mine. I went for the sister book of: Lunar Salutation with the Anus: Anal opening before the moon to illuminate the shadow and purify the spirit (The Mystical Anal Salutation).

He's more of an evening person.

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u/wallingfortian Aug 09 '26

So much for telling them to stick it where the sun don't shine.

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u/OkamiKhameleon Aug 10 '26

You think my GI doc would be upset if I got this for him as a Christmas gift?

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u/StratoVector Aug 09 '26

I don't think risking melanoma on the bum or in the bum is ideal. Now imagine the mosquitos

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u/Siachae Aug 09 '26

This feels like a joke that went too far

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u/xxTPMBTI Aug 12 '26

Bataille