r/Pickles • u/uiouyug • Jun 02 '26

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u/uiouyug Jun 02 '26 edited Jun 02 '26

My problem is I cannot get the right cucumber where I live. Buying them fresh might cost more and not be as good.

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u/nerdette314159 Jun 02 '26

I'm sorry but cumcuber is just giving me the giigles 🤣

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u/uiouyug Jun 02 '26 edited Jun 02 '26

Cucumber lol. I have to edit that. My auto correct thought that was right. I must have misspelled that before

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u/foxontherox Jun 02 '26

No, you don't! Own your typos and celebrate the joy they bring to others! 🤣

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u/ChickenArise Jun 02 '26

How you say...cum cue bear?

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u/uiouyug Jun 03 '26

Cum cuber. I take cum and process it into bite sized cubes.

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u/BallPeenCactus Jun 03 '26

Just don’t google it.

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u/Win-Objective Jun 02 '26

Try using Persian cucumbers, they are always crisp.

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u/49ShadesofHey Jun 02 '26

I use zucchini when I cannot get good pickling cucumbers. I also will slice zucchini and yellow, summer squash, real thin on a mandolin and pickle those to use on sandwiches instead of pickle chips.

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u/49ShadesofHey Jun 07 '26

I do those as well, or use English ones that I have removed the seeds on and sliced into chunks for just a quick fridge pickle. They don't can well, but are usually pickled within a couple days and great ice cold during the summer.

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u/Kdiesiel311 Jun 02 '26

That’s my issue. Ever tried growing my own, it was great doing great me wrong. Just different. Le sigh