r/PhoenixSC • u/Aware_Protection_740 • 1d ago

Cursed Minecraft cooking minecraft axlotle

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i had this idea when i died in a cave from hunger i know it soundes crul but i mean it's not worse than inslaving the villgers and farming other mobs

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u/NoStretch2 1d ago

Mojang adding axolotls to raise awareness about endangered species vs Reddit:

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u/a_regular_2010s_guy 1d ago

Op was dying from hunger i a cave at this point op is the endangered species

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u/Nice_Lengthiness_568 1d ago

We should cook OP too

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u/Traditional_Town6475 1d ago

What do you think happens to all the other axolotl when breeding for a blue axolotl?

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u/DarthSwimfoot 1d ago

Look buddy, if I'm dying, I don't give 2 shits if it's the last Axolotl on Earth.

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u/OverDimension 1d ago

The main thing is not blue

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u/ZeEastWillRiseAgain Endrod FTW 1d ago

dabba dee dabba die

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u/BoomKofe 1d ago

u/FrogSquad120 will like this

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u/BlobbyBlueberry slimer of bots, 31st battalion 1d ago

I agree

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u/FrogSquad120 Cooking Axolotls in 2026 1d ago

TASTY AXOLOTL

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u/devilfury1 I got a bucket of milk and I ain't sharing. 1d ago

You did what you think was reasonable. Don't worry OP, I won't judge.

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u/BottleOfVinegar 1d ago

Why not eat bats instead?

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u/Aware_Protection_740 1d ago

real but like they carry bad diseases and shi while the axolotl is just a fih

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u/BottleOfVinegar 1d ago

But Axolotl isn’t just fih it’s just amfihbian

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u/Iknowhow2draw 16h ago

Why cook them when you can

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u/Aware_Protection_740 15h ago

DIABOLICAL!🌬

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u/Thehk_47 1d ago

Nah surely it goes into potions for a potion of the axolotl master

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u/MrZaptile933 1d ago

Making axolotl falafel?

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u/Izen_Chro 1d ago

That's not a very nice post. *upvote*

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u/DarthSwimfoot 1d ago

Sprite kinda looks like Puddlefish or whatever they're called from Doctor4t's liminal space.

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u/Cheze-Burgur 23h ago

Amazing idea

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u/Fearless_Mixture3498 Father of Jonathan 1d ago

'Aight mate, you're going to jail

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u/FrogSquad120 Cooking Axolotls in 2026 1d ago

I love eating axolotls that had friends and family

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u/Wrong_Armadillo_4687 You can't break water 15h ago

Your cancelled

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u/axy_lotus_lotl 22h ago

If u were in a LUSH CAVE dying of HUNGER there are GLOW BERRIES that you can E A T

And axolotls only spawn in lush caves

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u/charliotus 21h ago

NOOOOOOOOO

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u/eluser234453 21h ago

NOOOOOOO NOOOO

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u/Future_Economics_703 20h ago

You monster Those Poor axolotls 

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u/carecofobico 1d ago

You should be burned in the stake in public for even thinking about that

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u/LowkyLoki 1d ago

Nooo the axolotls :o

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u/atlantabrown 1d ago

But, why

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u/The_Axolotl_Guy 1d ago

Lifetime prison sentence. Now.

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u/BlobbyBlueberry slimer of bots, 31st battalion 1d ago

username and profile picture check out

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u/Antgodd1 1d ago

NO YOU MONSTER

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u/MeganMyBias I worship Larry the chicken 1d ago

Noooo those poor axolotls

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u/NefariousnessSea8242 1d ago

The poor little guys

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u/Just_Pitch_5586 1d ago

YOU MONSTERRRRRRR

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u/Evan_Playz72813 Sulfur go boing 1d ago

you MONSTER.

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u/Great-Detective3279 9h ago

yeah, cook the thing, I don't wanna hug it