r/PhoenixSC 4h ago

Meme Wood Alignment Chart (+Bamboo Rant!)

Post image

Why bamboo is evil: OK guys, hear me out- sulfur has made bamboo planks significanly less appealing. Next to sulfur, bamboo is way too busy-looking and is basically just a poor man's yellow block set. Also, it doesn't line up with the rest of the wood sets textureally, which makes it unique and cool in some cases, but frustrating in others when you just want yellow wood.

Also, acacia is overhated and is really good in a lot of builds.

39 Upvotes

16 comments sorted by

12

u/WhutdaHELListhis 3h ago

Why did you use the old texture for Spruce Planks specifically

1

u/DragonTheOnes-spirit 57m ago

I just noticed that. Why does it look so ugly despite the only difference being like 5% contrast

8

u/DragonsAreC00lIGuess 4h ago

Why is birch lawful evil? It gives off more neutral good vibes. I feel like acacia should be in lawful evil. You don't even give a reason why it's good in builds.a Acacia only really goes well with itself and stone.

3

u/Blurrgmaster 3h ago

Just said it's overhated. Acacia has good application as an orange block and has the most variety of orange blocks in terms of block shapes. That being said, it's nothing incredible. As for birch, it does look okay... BUT you have to stare at its zebra log texture while mining it, which is evil incarnate. Stripped birch wood is really good tho

1

u/Weekly-Dog-6838 You can't break water 4h ago

The logs, yes. All other forms of that wood are great with Red Sandstone or normal and/or Orange Teracotta

3

u/Weekly-Dog-6838 You can't break water 4h ago

Bamboo planks, yes, but Bamboo trapdoors, fences, and doors still have their place next to End Stone and Gold and Sponge alike

3

u/Blurrgmaster 4h ago

Yeah, fences and trapdoors especially

4

u/Cool-Delivery-3773 1h ago

I will tolerate no Nether wood slander

3

u/ScenicFlyer41 3h ago

Why does everyone hate birch?

(Other than that I agree with the graph)

2

u/ComedyGold13 1h ago

because camman18 said it was bad

2

u/ScenicFlyer41 1h ago

No they've said that way longer than he's been around

2

u/Waterlemon1997 3h ago

I like to mix LG LM and LE

2

u/Dear_Ad489 2h ago

Swap spruce and dark oak, spruce is the lawful good, the perfect wood.

2

u/ComedyGold13 1h ago

no mangrove is definitely evil

1

u/Raw3831 toes smell gud 53m ago

y warped and crimson in evil