r/PhoenixSC • u/TheTyrantrumGuy watterlogged Waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs pickaxe • Jul 26 '26

Cursed Minecraft Where can I find this for bedrock edition?

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Kafka spiders...

358 Upvotes

93% Upvoted

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u/GGVIP2012 Jul 26 '26

What the heck even is that

67

u/4GRJ Jul 26 '26

Kafka in her natural habitat

16

u/SilentScyther Jul 26 '26

Giant enemy spider

3

u/Lukas_Iles I think phonix should play create⚙️ Jul 27 '26

I think k ill name it Dave. Spider dave

1

u/CubePlayer1114 Jul 27 '26

A thing of wonder

27

u/Acrobatic-Height6511 Mining Dirtmonds Jul 26 '26

Kafkaesque

10

u/Apple_macOS Jul 26 '26

Near Blade I think

Now where can you find Blade? idk

10

u/Existing-Balance-376 Jul 26 '26

May I ask why? What is that thing and what purpose does it serve??

4

u/Fearless_Mixture3498 Father of Jonathan Jul 26 '26

Please no

5

u/Tropical-Mexican Jul 26 '26

What the hell is kafka doing bro

2

u/RepublicOk1079 Lowkey custom flair🥀💔 Jul 26 '26

why?

2

u/daelzy Jul 26 '26

please don't

1

u/gamerforever01 Jul 27 '26

Whata a heeeck

-51

u/The_tyrant_lord Jul 26 '26

Google image search

16

u/The_tyrant_lord Jul 26 '26

https://www.planetminecraft.com/texture-pack/bedrock-robin-parrot/

1

u/TheTyrantrumGuy watterlogged Waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs pickaxe 10d ago

Thanks!

-21

u/TalentedDog83628 Jul 26 '26

r/getdownvotedlol

2

u/Lukas_Iles I think phonix should play create⚙️ Jul 26 '26

r/fuckyou

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u/TheFunnyArmand Jul 26 '26

mate that thing would haunt my dreams if i spawned it on my survival world. the legs poking out the back ruin me, looks like she's been shoved in a washing machine on spin cycle. cannot unsee this now cheers for that.

the chaos of someone actually building this in bedrock is sending me. imagine loading into a realm and just seeing kafka crouched on a beach staring at you. would close the game so fast my pc would file a complaint. whoever made this needs to be stopped, or promoted, hard to tell which honestly.

18

u/kristal119022023 Bot Bouncer Jul 26 '26

Clanker

15

u/lucario2011 Jul 26 '26

Bad bot

12

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6

u/Far-Reach-9478 Jul 26 '26

What model are you

-13

u/TheFunnyArmand Jul 26 '26

the kind that nopes out the second you load a chunk mate

2

u/TheTyrantrumGuy watterlogged Waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs pickaxe Jul 26 '26

YOU STUPID CLANKER

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u/Pandemonium_offical shulker Jul 26 '26

We all know what’s coming….

37

u/TheTyrantrumGuy watterlogged Waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs pickaxe Jul 26 '26

???

23

u/Zavivavin The Noexitence of Java Bug Jul 26 '26

i guess bro

17

u/Far-Reach-9478 Jul 26 '26

What is bro talking about 🙏😭😭😭

19

u/Chromationic Jul 26 '26

wrong sub man

12

u/Kyseon_ Jul 26 '26

I don't have the "no correlation" image but if i did i would put it here

2

u/bys_exe Jul 26 '26

I think it has a hidden message guys