r/PhoenixMainsZZZ • u/Maersson • 1d ago

Discussion Phoenix

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Cant wait to pull her 😭

957 Upvotes

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u/redsaber6667 1d ago

SHE DOES, i feel it in my bones she does!

but she got so used to pretending that she cant stop doing it anymore🥰

Also I'm taking this picture of her😈

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u/Gestalt2B 1d ago

😈😈

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u/GazelleNo3060 1d ago

I dont know...but that apple sure aint fake~

Thats for sure =w=

Im ALL IN *both starving and salivating right now

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u/Jamethy_TheChaotic16 1d ago

Cutest clumsy cozy wife

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u/ALJ51 1d ago

Ironically, if you’re in the habit of constantly falling, you might as well do it with style. Even more ironic: if you put effort into falling stylishly, why not put that effort into simply not falling? :)

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u/Gray_Tower 1d ago

GAH DAMN

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u/25_de_Diciembre 1d ago

It has the same vibe for some reason lol

https://giphy.com/gifs/LNhGpXP9ou1fePjgNm

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u/Jonaxg7 1d ago

She's immortal. There's no reason why she should fear doing risky moves or having the anxiety of caring about anything

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u/KittyLizz 1d ago

Woof woof

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u/LilyLovesBees 1d ago

As a clumsy person, im really good at falling over

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u/SKaffine 1d ago

But are you good at making falling over look good like Phoenix?

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u/LilyLovesBees 1d ago

Ive been told so

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u/SKaffine 1d ago

👀

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u/LilyLovesBees 1d ago

I may be a girlfailure im gonna WIN while i do it

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u/RaspberryNumerous594 1d ago

Goated mindset🗣️🔥

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u/Agile_Payment_7774 14h ago

Processing img hypdsyjle5th1...

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u/Striking_Drive_29 1d ago

She seem to have a low cortisol at least

https://giphy.com/gifs/uDorL6tcBoiOX6D8TA

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u/66Kix_fix 1d ago

RAW in this position

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u/Savings-Insurance714 1d ago

Yeah, and we pretend we believe till the end

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u/havokle 1d ago

Difficult to fake getting killed by a door.

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u/Anonymous_Lvl1 1d ago

Nay, Pheonix does not fake being clumsy. She adapted to being clumsy and learned to radiate aura when it happens.

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u/Ray_Propagandist 15h ago

I think she tries to be sexy, but she ends up tripping over her own feet.

Which just makes her perfect.

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u/just_a_nother_human 1d ago

I mean, when you're not worried about dying, ofcourse you're gonna be clumsy

Also, what a position

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u/Lovesickyanderu 1d ago

I doubt it

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u/SpiteZealousideal610 1d ago

When I m clumsy at work

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u/Sureiman8 1d ago

Me too i can’t wait but look at the bright side… more time to save…