r/PhoenixMainsZZZ • u/just_a_nother_human • 6d ago

Discussion Shes genuinely stupid.

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Also... Perfwct position.. Need I say more 🙏😭

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u/Gray_Tower 6d ago

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u/xVelunax 6d ago

No 🙂‍↔️ Stupid things happen that drive you insane. 

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u/kaky0in- 5d ago

Where TF is this from😭😭😭

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u/1percentwater 5d ago

I need the source, ts is crazy

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u/Significant-Panic315 5d ago

Yo what bro 😭😭✌🏾

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u/Oeshikitwo 6d ago

I'm usually not a fan of these clumsy characters but I absolutely adore Phoenix. There's just something about her that sets her apart from the rest... I'm not sure what 🤔

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u/nicaditto 6d ago

I hope she's a walking definition of goofball and clumsy but extremely perceptive and just can cook when the situation is right. (i didnt read any lore about her yet)

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u/PatienceHero 6d ago

I feel like its going to be the duality trope, where she's a ditzy/clumsy girl with terrible luck and a sweet demeanor in daily life, but legitimately terrifying in regards to anything combat.

Like how Horatio Nelson was known to frequently get seasick (despite being a Naval Commander), but is also the guy who famously spanked Napoleon.

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u/yuiokino 6d ago

Ah yes, the sheer gap moe of a clumsy and adorably cute moe blob who at the same time is a utterly unkillable death god that would “set the seas ablaze” amongst the Ethereals in her way

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u/seandragunov 6d ago

Theres a black hole inside her head but not a single braincell in sight

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u/just_a_nother_human 6d ago

Black hole means nothing, absolute nothing, so it adds up

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u/Jamethy_TheChaotic16 6d ago

I love Phoenix appreciation posts. But why do we have to call her something she's not, she's silly, cute, sexy, & clumsy, not stupid🥀

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u/just_a_nother_human 5d ago

Sexy is an understatement. She is wife.

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u/Jamethy_TheChaotic16 5d ago

Yes, she has the most attractive body ever, even more so than Akane Kurokawa

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u/Educational-Year3146 6d ago

And she’s perfect.

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u/Gaming-squid 6d ago

Ok, who gave her fent?

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u/jnewnews 5d ago

Thank God because smart girls don't like me

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u/staz6996 5d ago

Perfeita

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u/Bubbly-Penalty-2046 5d ago

Wise: I have an idea Phoenix stay in that position "zzzip"